Jennifer Lawrence & Chris Martin Are Still F*cking

Despite going on vacation with Gwyneth Paltrow to commemorate their conscious uncoupling anniversary – Yup. – Chris Martin is apparently still fucking Jennifer Lawrence even though he was clearly doing Kate Hudson’s butt the other week. They were in the same picture, it’s concrete evidence. Page Six reports:

An onlooker told us, “They were talking softly to each other throughout the meal. As they left, she changed shoes and her sweater, and she was overheard telling him she wanted to take a walk through Strawberry Fields, and they left holding hands.”

And, Jesus Christ, this story is boring, and now I’m starting to see the appeal of that pig at a Burger King that’s somehow everywhere I look. How the hell are you people looking at yourself in the mirror? It’s a goddamn pig running around the butthole of Pennsylvania, and that’s coming from a guy who just wrote about the Kardashians, so never mind, you win. You have the high ground. Forget I spoke.

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