“It’s not my butt and I will not take responsibility for it. It’s a 90-year-old butt that’s been photoshopped onto my body, and is posing as my butt.”
So either in defense of the photo, or to shoot it down, Pacific Coast News released these pics of Jennifer Lawrence from February 2012 because people’s asses don’t change over time? Who the fuck knows? And while I personally feel photo agencies don’t need to Photoshop asses to generate sales because my bread and butter is the Internet being a pervert machine, the important thing is we’re looking at Jennifer Lawrence’s butt right now. For it is not our place to question how or why these things happen, but simply to observe and reflect. Now, grasshopper, snatch this pebble from my han- wait, do-over. I was looking at butts.
Photos: Pacific Coast News