Apparently there was some sort of controversy over Jennifer Lawrence telling David Letterman her ass was Photoshopped in a recent bikini photo:
“It’s not my butt and I will not take responsibility for it. It’s a 90-year-old butt that’s been photoshopped onto my body, and is posing as my butt.”
So either in defense of the photo, or to shoot it down, Pacific Coast News released these pics of Jennifer Lawrence from February 2012 because people’s asses don’t change over time? Who the fuck knows? And while I personally feel photo agencies don’t need to Photoshop asses to generate sales because my bread and butter is the Internet being a pervert machine, the important thing is we’re looking at Jennifer Lawrence’s butt right now. For it is not our place to question how or why these things happen, but simply to observe and reflect. Now, grasshopper, snatch this pebble from my han- wait, do-over. I was looking at butts.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Yep. That’s where her poop comes out of, all right. (Read: I’d pee in it.)
She can go ahead and poop out of it, I guess, just as long as she doesn’t ruin it!
I’ve definitely peed in worse places.
Delicious :)
blech
aw, leave her alone. its not fantastic or anything, but its a cute enough butt!
Definitely something I can get behind. *sad trombone*
She’s got normal flat white girl ass. Nothing unusual.
That’s still better than super-flat asian ass.
With how big some black girl butts are it is gross. Nicki Minaj is just gross and her ass look stupid. Anyone with an ass that big doesn’t look good. I don’t even like Kim Kardashian because it is that big. Well that and the fact she is not that good looking to begin with. Kourtney is better. Yes I know the Kardashians aren’t black but Nicki is and looks stupid with an ass that big.
The Centers for Disease Control tried to make me wear black undies with a skull and crossbones on them, following a burrito-related incident late night at an Indianapolis Taco Bell.
Her butt…I would destroy it. Like totally abuse it until it was unrecognizable. what? people can read this? shit, better not click submit…
You submitted. You submitted to her butt.
Flat butt. Oh well, she makes up for it with everything else she’s got going on.
i cant see anything.
the sun glare is blinding me.
Looks great to me. You can keep Kardashian–I’ll take her.
I bite her Ass & Lick her Thighs all night long
Perfectly wreckable ass. She’s got a tight little body on her.
She looks great for being almost 40. Oh wait.
Standard white girl ass.
works for me. front’s pretty darn good too.
You guys are nuts, or border line gay…that ass may lose a few points, but it’s attached to the most beautiful girl. To quote Sir Mix A lot…
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt aint gold
So they toss it, and leave it, and I pull up quick to retrieve it
You forgot the coda:
“…Kill Whitey, motherfucker, Kill Whitey, motherfucker…”
I’d break a hip and possibly a pelvic bone on that only after spending enough time in it to prune up like a raisin.
90 year old butt? Honey, get a grip… That butt is fine, and if you don’t want that ass plenty of dudes will tear it up for you.
I generally prefer chicks with bigger hips & asses than Jennifer Lawrence has. That having been said, I saw Silver Linings Playbook yesterday, and for a smaller girl she really does have a nice bottom. Cut her some slack…
She looks fit and healthy to me.
Dead on, Cock Dr. Dead on!
Hmm, not impressive.
she has a cute butt AND nice curves AND a pretty face oh AND talent- pretty much the whole package if you ask me- im a girl so i may view things differently though
What kind of f***cked up basketbal is that?
From the Euro Leage?
An ass like that an you comment on the baketball? In the words of Southpark, “Gay. Super Gay.”
I’d like her ass to be planted squarely on my face.
omg fap fap, her ass is FUCKING hot, i would fuck her so hard in that juicy ass
FYI aofnafnao, there are porn sites available for you to release your juvenile frustrations.
Wow you people are disgusting.
She is 22? That does not bode well for down the road.
Bleach. Looks like a raisin.
lovely. shes beautiful
i’d sniff it.