The Jennifer Lawrence Breasts We Missed
Thanks to a full day of Miley Cyrus diaper porn, shitty trailers, and Justin Bieber banging a Kardashian, I completely forgot about Jennifer Lawrence’s breasts at the Joy premiere even though I vowed to tell you where they are every hour of every day. Although, honestly, I just said that so you’d let me do stuff to you. Sex stuff.
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