What Do You Know? Jennifer Lawrence’s Boobs Really Are Uneven

Last week Jennifer Lawrence went on Jimmy Kimmel Live! and shared an anecdote about having uneven breasts that I didn’t believe because women are always lying to me and/or trying to get me to look at their boobs so I believe said lies which has never not worked. So here she is at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival looking slightly lopsided in the breastal region, and here’s what she told Jimmy Kimmel:

“I was like standing there with these doctors and they’re like looking at my lungs and I just couldn’t — it felt like an elephant in the room — and I was like, ‘Are my breasts uneven?’ And they were just kind of, like, stifled and uncomfortable, obviously. So I kept thinking, ‘Well, I’m gonna dig myself out of this hole by bringing it up again.'”

Am I the only one who thought it’d be funny if the doctors didn’t answer Jennifer Lawrence because she had breast cancer and they didn’t know how to tell her, or is this another one of those things I shouldn’t say out loud because you “normies” cry about weird stuff? I used to have a list here somewhere…


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