What Do You Know? Jennifer Lawrence’s Boobs Really Are Uneven

February 4th, 2013 // 23 Comments
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Last week Jennifer Lawrence went on Jimmy Kimmel Live! and shared an anecdote about having uneven breasts that I didn’t believe because women are always lying to me and/or trying to get me to look at their boobs so I believe said lies which has never not worked. So here she is at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival looking slightly lopsided in the breastal region, and here’s what she told Jimmy Kimmel:

“I was like standing there with these doctors and they’re like looking at my lungs and I just couldn’t — it felt like an elephant in the room — and I was like, ‘Are my breasts uneven?’ And they were just kind of, like, stifled and uncomfortable, obviously. So I kept thinking, ‘Well, I’m gonna dig myself out of this hole by bringing it up again.’”

Am I the only one who thought it’d be funny if the doctors didn’t answer Jennifer Lawrence because she had breast cancer and they didn’t know how to tell her, or is this another one of those things I shouldn’t say out loud because you “normies” cry about weird stuff? I used to have a list here somewhere…

 

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage Santa Barbara International Film Festival
    Cock Dr
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    I don’t know if she’s lopsided or not but that is the perfect top to hide any asymmetry.

  2. coyote

    I’ve never meet a Women with Even Breast.

  3. Lopsided or not, she’s fucking hot and I’ll take her any day.

  4. Hugh G. Rection

    For those of you not used to seeing natural breasts (Fish), all women have a breast that’s a little (or a lot, in some cases) fuller than the other.

    • JC

      I’d add that human beings rarely have any pairs of parts that are perfectly left-right symmetrical, let alone boobs.

      That said, if it will make Jennifer feel better, I volunteer to examine her more closely.

  5. If the concern is Jennifer Lawrence being lopsided, why is no one talking about the fact that she’s simultaneously eyeing two photographers that are ten feet apart?

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    Subtext
    Commented on this photo:

    Uneven breast? Knock her up, let the baby feed off the larger one. Problem solved. I’m a genius.

  7. Perhaps her breasts are perfectly lined up – she just has crappy posture. Guess we’ll need a government grant of some sort to study this. Might take a few years…and copious amounts of “hands on time”, intensive photography, oh, and beer…and pizza.

  8. Drew

    So in other words, Jennifer Lawrence is like every other girl without fake tits then? Good to know.

  9. This chick can do no wrong. Lopsided boobs or not. I have to admit I’m fascinated by her.

  10. Elliott

    Every woman has lopsided tits. Hers may just be more noticeably so in her eye. She’s beautiful regardless.

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    Juch
    Commented on this photo:

    Thanks Jenny Pooh, your honesty about your uneven hooters makes me feel much better about my asymmetric golf ball and casaba melon nutsack!

  12. ace11

    The way She and Bradley look at each other…you can feel the sexual tension

    im sure they will eventually end up together

  13. I don’t care if she’s got two left feet and a leg that’s six inches shorter than the other. She’s spectacular and I’ll take her!

    • Will someone get vito laid already? I’m getting tired of watching him throw himself at practically every female celebrity on this site.

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    Unknown
    Commented on this photo:

    It looks like it’s just the dress that makes her look uneven. Whatever was on the X-Ray probably isn’t dramatic enough to see in photos…

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    Axerty
    Commented on this photo:

    Seems a bit manhandly.

  16. Duke Steele

    Just a very average looking girl. Certainly not hot.

  17. Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage Santa Barbara International Film Festival
    Ventura County Film Festival
    Commented on this photo:

    The Ventura Film Festival is located in Ventura, California.

    https://www.vcstar.com/blogs/Ventura-Film-Festival/2011/may/29/venturafilm1festival/

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