Jennifer Lawrence Just Sold Me All Of The Tickets To ‘Passengers’
“Yes, I cropped Chris Pratt’s face out. And I hope he burns in hell!”
The latest trailer for Passengers has an Imagine Dragons song in it – a.k.a. this generation’s Nickelback – so you were going to need a cattle prod and a gun to get me to watch it. However, Jennifer Lawrence’s breasts looked like this at the Berlin photocall today, so maybe you’ll need none of those things, and instead I’ll trade you vital organs to see more of her boobs. Whichever ones you want. I’m not picky.
P.S. Nobody let this guy see these. 2016 has enough scalps. It’s good.