Jennifer Lawrence Bikini Photos Means We’re Back, Baby, And Other News

- If you pulled on a wishbone over the holiday and wished Mila Kunis would leave Ashton Kutcher, you seriously can’t do anything right. [Just Jared]

- Tom Cruise was allowed to continue uploading Suri’s Doomsday protocol over the holiday. She can throw baby dolls stuffed with dirty bombs now, it’s adorable. [Lainey Gossip]

- It’s Monday, you could use some motivation. [theCHIVE]

- Every time Justin Bieber gets on a plane and flies to America, Canada has to be laughing hysterically at us. Has to be. [Dlisted]

- Rihanna could beat The Beatles chart record. Excuse me, what? [BuzzFeed]

- More like Assley Tisdale, amirite? — I’ll let myself out now… [Popoholic]

- ‘Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead’ Cast — Then & Now in case you needed to be reminded Christina Applegate has been and will be hot forever. [TooFab]

- Kelly Clarkson got a boyfriend and immediately quit dieting because, why not? It worked for Christina Aguilera. Also, money. [Celebslam]

- Oh by the way, Emma Stone has a sex tape. [IDLYITW]

- Sweet Mother Teresa, Lucy Pinder in lingerie… [Hollywood Tuna]

- A Memphis woman plans to wed a cardboard cutout of Edward Cullen ’cause bitch stole mah man! I’LL KILL YOU! [FilmDrunk]

- Rosie Jones topless, anyone? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- 100 Tweets in Response to ‘Liz & Dick’ [HuffPost Entertainment]

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