Jennifer Garner & Ben Affleck Aren’t Getting Back Together, Alright? Jesus

Presumably because it’s now open season on asking if Jennifer Garner is pregnant – which she’s clearly enjoying – both E! News and Us Weekly suddenly have sources who can’t shut up about how she’s not getting back together with Ben Affleck:

“Jennifer did not take Ben back. There are no plans for a second honeymoon anywhere,” a source tells Us. “They are 100 percent still separated and focused on coparenting for the kids’ sake.”

According to Us, while fucking the nanny didn’t cause the divorce, it sure as shit didn’t put things back together, which seems weird, right? You’d think that would’ve done the trick. Also, I’m sure this isn’t helping:

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“Mom! Dad’s sitting in the driveway again.”
“It’s alright, sweetie. Just stay away from the windows.”
♫ Stopped into a church, I passed along the way, well, I got down on my knees ♫

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