Jennifer Bambi Martinez Bikini Photos Are The Crap I Missed

So if you haven’t noticed the almost 90 minute gap between posts as this day goes go on, I’m a man without a Photo Boy until next week, and it takes a while to stalk Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend on Instagram. Anyway, this means The Crap We Missed will be on hiatus, and I’ll be capping the day with some sort of bikini photos like the days of yore. Haha! Remember when I used to make jokes about my penis shooting lasers? That was a cry for help, you bastards. I hate you!

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