Nipples. It doesn’t have permanently erect nipples.
Posted by Photo Boy
Some of you may know that when it comes to Jennifer Aniston, Fish and I have differing opinions. He seems to think her womb to be some type of Hoth-like frozen wasteland, whereas I happen to think she’s aged gracefully and still deserves to have that ass pounded on like it’s a banana-covered piano with a gorilla at the keys. (HINT: The gorilla is me, but I’m wearing a bowtie, like a gentleman.) Clearly one of us doesn’t respect women as much as the other here, but I’m not pointing any fingers. *points at Fish*
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The face is too pinched up – looks like Ann Coulter.
And wtf, no nipples? That’s like making a wax Liberace and not having him in a sparkley suit sitting in front of a piano.
I was just coming to the comment section to ask if anyone else thought it looked like Ann Coulter! I would be SO PISSED if my wax statue looked like Ann Coulter!
I know what its missing – the husband and children it should have had 20 years ago! Hahahaha!
It’s missing her 90′s career.
It’s missing an apple corer and a flesh light.
It’s this kind of classy, sophisticated humor that keeps me coming back here!
Touch up those roots while you are it, chief.
Céliiiiiiiiiiiiiiine?
If you think she hasn’t aged, check out the blu-ray of Wanderlust on a big screen some time. The years have definitely been catching up, and no amount of makeup can cover it. She’s not the same girl from Friends and Office Space.
It’s missing the raging hatred for Angelina Jolie.
I think I can kind of see that, in the cross-eyed scrunched-up face.
She’s firmer than that ball-o-wax
It’s missing her Ty beanie babies collection. First thing I was looking for.
And ice cycle nips.
Aged gracefully? I thought that excluded by definition people who’ve had plastic surgery.
Holy Fuck does that look like Celine Dion.
Hey, say what you will…I applaud them for recycling. The Celine Dijon statue never looked better!
Well, wax is sort of clingy.
they nailed this one complete with empty soulless eyes.
I thought it was the real person!
Oocytes? Geez, when they say true to life, they mean it.
the wax figure has more soul and a warmer vagina
Fleshlight install and a handful of sand, let’s do this.
Photo Boy is my new favorite…
Does Botox really work very long in Nipples Jennifer? OUCH !
I wonder if they made a frost free model.
They should make a realdoll out of it, it would sell like crazy.
Looks more like Celine Dion than Jennifer Maniston
I hear they’ll be using the same model for the Sean Penn wax figure.
Im right there with you Photo Boy!! I would not kick her out of bed because she was eating crackers!
That statue has as much personality as she does.
This is a great wax statue… of an aged Celine Dion.
I thought that was Streisand, then I realized no, Streisand’s wax statue would be prettier.
It looks like Celine but still looks better than her. Of course she is so fake and plastic a wax model is a perfect replica of her
The look of a empty soulless creature is right but it’s missing the fake nips.
How about a cigarette in her mouth.