Jennifer Aniston’s Wax Statue Is Missing Something

December 13th, 2012 // 35 Comments
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Nipples. It doesn’t have permanently erect nipples.

Posted by Photo Boy

Some of you may know that when it comes to Jennifer Aniston, Fish and I have differing opinions. He seems to think her womb to be some type of Hoth-like frozen wasteland, whereas I happen to think she’s aged gracefully and still deserves to have that ass pounded on like it’s a banana-covered piano with a gorilla at the keys. (HINT: The gorilla is me, but I’m wearing a bowtie, like a gentleman.) Clearly one of us doesn’t respect women as much as the other here, but I’m not pointing any fingers. *points at Fish*

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  1. Schmidtler

    The face is too pinched up – looks like Ann Coulter.
    And wtf, no nipples? That’s like making a wax Liberace and not having him in a sparkley suit sitting in front of a piano.

    • Kristin

      I was just coming to the comment section to ask if anyone else thought it looked like Ann Coulter! I would be SO PISSED if my wax statue looked like Ann Coulter!

  2. Frank Burns

    I know what its missing – the husband and children it should have had 20 years ago! Hahahaha!

  3. Elle Diabla

    It’s missing her 90′s career.

  4. Deacon Jones

    It’s missing an apple corer and a flesh light.

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    Frank Burns
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    Touch up those roots while you are it, chief.

  6. Grace


  7. EricLr

    If you think she hasn’t aged, check out the blu-ray of Wanderlust on a big screen some time. The years have definitely been catching up, and no amount of makeup can cover it. She’s not the same girl from Friends and Office Space.

  8. Moo Cow Hunter

    It’s missing the raging hatred for Angelina Jolie.

  9. Ralphy May Cahill

    She’s firmer than that ball-o-wax

  10. Salad Face

    It’s missing her Ty beanie babies collection. First thing I was looking for.

    And ice cycle nips.

  11. Aged gracefully? I thought that excluded by definition people who’ve had plastic surgery.

  12. butt juice

    Holy Fuck does that look like Celine Dion.

  13. iowa

    Hey, say what you will…I applaud them for recycling. The Celine Dijon statue never looked better!

  14. Well, wax is sort of clingy.

  15. they nailed this one complete with empty soulless eyes.

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    I thought it was the real person!

  17. cc

    Oocytes? Geez, when they say true to life, they mean it.

  18. the wax figure has more soul and a warmer vagina

  19. USDA Prime McBeef

    Fleshlight install and a handful of sand, let’s do this.

  20. DP

    Photo Boy is my new favorite…

  21. John

    Does Botox really work very long in Nipples Jennifer? OUCH !

  22. angerinside

    I wonder if they made a frost free model.

  23. tom

    They should make a realdoll out of it, it would sell like crazy.

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    Looks more like Celine Dion than Jennifer Maniston

  25. Jennifer Aniston Wax Figure Madame Tussauds NYC
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    I hear they’ll be using the same model for the Sean Penn wax figure.

  26. sc4play

    Im right there with you Photo Boy!! I would not kick her out of bed because she was eating crackers!

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    That statue has as much personality as she does.

  28. Jennifer Aniston Wax Figure Madame Tussauds NYC
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    This is a great wax statue… of an aged Celine Dion.

  29. I thought that was Streisand, then I realized no, Streisand’s wax statue would be prettier.

  30. guest

    It looks like Celine but still looks better than her. Of course she is so fake and plastic a wax model is a perfect replica of her

  31. Jake

    The look of a empty soulless creature is right but it’s missing the fake nips.

  32. rubbydubby

    How about a cigarette in her mouth.

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