Jennifer Aniston’s Wax Statue Is Missing Something

Nipples. It doesn’t have permanently erect nipples.

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Some of you may know that when it comes to Jennifer Aniston, Fish and I have differing opinions. He seems to think her womb to be some type of Hoth-like frozen wasteland, whereas I happen to think she’s aged gracefully and still deserves to have that ass pounded on like it’s a banana-covered piano with a gorilla at the keys. (HINT: The gorilla is me, but I’m wearing a bowtie, like a gentleman.) Clearly one of us doesn’t respect women as much as the other here, but I’m not pointing any fingers. *points at Fish*

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