Jennifer Aniston’s Still Got it
and Other News

May 6th, 2011 // 71 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Kate Hudson really has no idea what a ‘baby daddy’ is. [Popeater]

- Wanda Sykes calls Donald Trump and the Birthers racist. [Huffington Post]

- Whitney Houston looks really crazy here. Huge shock, no? [Dlisted]

- But Penelope Cruz takes it a step further by opening her mouth and saying words. [Celebslam]

- Paris Hilton still qualifies as young hollywood. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Even though all of these chicks were at the same event. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Eva Mendes is practically naked here. [Maxim]

-Kate Upton bouncing up and down the runway in a bunch of biki– you’re no longer reading this are you? [Popoholic]

- Nothing like some photobombs for a slow Friday. [theCHIVE]

- Marie Osmond got remarried to her first husband on her dead son’s birthday. Super. [Starpulse]

- I think this elephant speaks for all of us while sobbing “Robert Pattinson just peed on my trunk.” [BuzzFeed]

- Michael J. Fox is the man. [Fox 411]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley [Heavy]

- And The 30 Hottest Fans of the Kentucky Derby which definitely needs to be retitled: Sunday Crown Battle Royal. [Bleacher Report]

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  1. I love that dress it’s like breast topped by vaginal lips. It reminds me of how I felt when I first saw monster trucks. I thought, “how can this get any better,” then all of a sudden one day, they came out with Truck-o-saurus.

  2. Just a Guy

    She gets more fuck-able with age. Rare.

  3. TomFrank

    And the rift between Fish and Photo Boy is exposed.

  4. I don’t think I’d have chosen a dress that makes it look like she has Star Jones’ stomach skin.

  5. Cheery

    That’s a man, baby!

    • Jimbo Jones

      couldn’t agree more. her and witherspoon have that man jaw thing that just won’t let them be hot.

      MANISTON!

  6. Ha, grandpa will knock a bitch out to get a picture of Jennifer’s…..right hand??

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Rich woman under 50 + nice face + great figure + loves to party should equal lots of hot guy action.
    Lady, are you hiding a fabulous boy toy in one of your bedrooms?
    If not, WTF?

  8. Bob

    Will Smith working security and a pervy old guy in the background lol but yeah she’s still got it!

  9. Deacon Jones

    She’s starting to show her age.

    I’d take a dumb 18 year old any day of the week over her.

    • I think she’s attractive for her age…but it’s like we’re supposed to fall all over each other saying how amazingly hot she is. Aging well is one thing, butt that’s NOT the same as being hot.

      Line up the hottest 40 year olds next to a bunch of AVERAGE 18 year olds, and take a vote on who is most fuckable. It’s not even a contest.

      • Wavecatcher

        I’m still as HOT any 20 year old and I am well into 40s! I post on askmen msg boards, and I tell all the guys there that I’m hot and they ALL agree!

        Go ahead read it!

      • Deacon Jones

        Nahhh.

        I’ll take that ditsy blond in the mall with the g-string showing through her white pants as she talks about going to college (as I follow her up the escalator even though I’m done shopping) over any 40 year old.

        Unless it’s Sofia Vergara, then all bets are off.

      • Willy Crawford

        You guys are ridiculous, maybe it’s because you never got laid in high school. I got my fill of ditsy teens 5 years ago. I just got to bang a woman 15 years older then me and it was the best sex I’ve ever had…

        Maybe if you actually went and out and got laid once in a while you wouldn’t feel the need to show your deep sadness on Superficial by picking apart women that are pretty much flawless.

    • wes

      sometimes when I read Deacon Jones’ posts I hear Carl’s voice (from ATHF) because I’m pretty sure they’re the same person.

  10. KV

    I’m not getting this one, what still gott Jennifer Aniston ? STD ?

  11. Any Guy

    she sure does deserve the Hollywood spotlight, all those hit movies she’s in…. wait, what? why is this broad STILL famous?

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    Hola
    Commented on this photo:

    I just want to take that strap and put it over her neck

  13. BigJim

    Alan Greenspan seems really intent on getting her picture.

  14. HC66

    We don’t need a headline telling us Jennifer Aniston’s “Still got it”. Her hair is telling us that she “got it” about 10 minutes before she arrived.

  15. Lumpy McLumps

    Not bad for a man, not one real person I know finds this woman to be ‘gorgeous’. But just like Reese, Sandy and I could go on and on… their PR person sure is busy these days putting up fake highly favorable admiring posts on these gossip (and other) sites???

    It needs to be said that she in personality and her constant need for attention and pretty much everything about her,,, is what turns men OFF. Everybodies’ rode you Jenny, including Vince Vaughn and John Mayer heh heh heh heh heh. Nobody wants your gristle, you cant pimp the sweet young and fresh look, you’re like nasty old sour milk. Nor does anybody want to look at you cept for fat ugly women who have never been on a date. Go awaaaay.

  16. Mandi

    With all the focus on the old guy, we’ve all completely overlooked Mama Crazy Eyes on the left. If she’s not a serial killer, then I don’t even know.

  17. Polk

    Trying’ too hard, granny!

  18. Clarence Beeks

    I don’t know how anyone can call JA unattractive, or manly.

    I think she is pretty, with an AMAZING body, and no stupid belly ring/stud. (that is for the asshole who attacked me yesterday),.

    • I agree with everything you said. Fuck that asshole who attacked you yesterday. I think you are one of the best contributors on this site, and I enjoy reading your comments. Have a good day ; – )

    • Agreed, she looks better than many girls in their 20′s and 30′s, let alone 40′s! And I dont get all this nonsense saying she’s this lonely, pathetic woman. She’s always happy, ppl say the nicest things about her and how she’s the coolest girl, so she seems to be doing pretty well to me!

      • Clarence Beeks

        right? she’s a fucking multi-millionaire, has great friends, looks great. I do not get the “pity” for her at all! Most women would trade places with her in a second!

      • Lumpy McLumps

        That’s the irony, she does seem to have it all to SOME, but others see how pathetic and insecure and willing to chase after and be mounted by any man, John Mayer? Please. She’s self- obsessed, cheap, desparate and easy to come by. Be careful who you lie down with or how many. Jenny has dumbed herself down and has herself to thank men dont want her-other than a humpndump. Its ok to be by yourself and learn and grow and pass up lots of tail you COULD be having-you will be rewarded. Or be like Jenny and her ilk-a dime a dozen. Oh, and she didnt care about Brad much when they were married. Throw a huge pity party for this dumb dumb bitch. Feminism is alive and not so well.

      • Blech

        I wouldn’t trade places with her if I were ninety and looked like a skeleton with a smile. This gal is plain, vanilla BORING. She wasn’t funny in “Friends”. She’s had a couple of good moments in movies. But that’s it. She can’t hang onto a man.

        Like most celebrities, Aniston is overrated.

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    Janice
    Commented on this photo:

    Why does her dress have a mouth?

    • Donkeylicks

      Because if she was skinnier, had black hair, no breasts and a prosthetic nose people would be screaming hyperbaric chamber! Thats why, duh.

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    amanda
    Commented on this photo:

    Clearly The Weird Shirt and Bad Angles Conglomerate has stepped in to help her fake a pregnancy….

  21. Mandi

    Fuck. yeah.

  22. Cardinal Fang

    She hasn’t pumped out a kid yet, or screwed Dennis Rodman, so her snatch ought to be like an 18 year-olds.

  23. Sugar

    That dress is ugly, and she’s about as fascinating as unbuttered toast.

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    Mervin vanden Testes
    Commented on this photo:

    Jennifer is a goddess. I look at a picture like this and I spontaneously ejaculate (no hands!).

  25. packakools

    The irony of Jennifer Aniston’s hotness is that you’ll still need an insulated condom to prevent frostbite.

  26. Choochoo

    So have we made a decision as to whether or not the cleavage makes the FUPA worth tackling?

  27. the person that designed her dress must have had this great idea one day – “why not burkas for tits?”

  28. Jennifer Aniston Cleavage Red Dress
    fapappy
    Commented on this photo:

    If “it” means any guy that can stand to be in a relationship with her for more than a minute..then yes..yes she does.

  29. BOBTHENOB

    IF SHE WOULD JUST SHOW US THE GOODS GET IT OVER

  30. tlmck

    Looking more and more like Chris Evert every day.

  31. Turd da third

    top of her dress looks like a pair of lips, soon she will be renting out cleavage and doing advertising for Mick and Keith and the rest of the Rolling Stones..

  32. DKNY

    I’d hit it any day of the week.

  33. Pippy Longcockings

    Suck my cock Rachel!

  34. Jennifer Aniston Cleavage Red Dress
    Suge
    Commented on this photo:

    Her face is chewed up. She smokes too much and spends WAY too much time in the sun. It’s really starting to show. She’s barely 40 and her skin looks awful.

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    cztv
    Commented on this photo:

    A man with a blond wig and lots of face work.

    That’s Maniston in a nutshell.

  36. Jennifer Aniston Cleavage Red Dress
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Egh, she’s a Monet. Beautiful from afar. But the closer we get to her face…

  37. the captain

    let’s wonder: IS THIS DRESS PORN IN THE STATES?

  38. NoThanks

    By “Still Got It” you mean a horse face, right?

  39. LMAO

    What a horrible dress. No wonder Brad dumped her.

  40. JT

    Jennifer Aniston is now and always has been a horse face very ugly woman. I mean… what is up with people going on about how “Gorgeous” she is? Look at her face! Beady eyes, thin lips and a Jay Leno chin. That said, I find it repulsive how this society is so “ageist” especially against women. I guess all you 18 year old F*$$KERS that are posting these hate rants against “old” women of 40 probably look like little weasles yourselves and never get laid by anyone. You’ll be old someday and you will have a huge beer belly, or be dead before you’re 40 (not to mention bald) because of all the McDonald’s you eat. Enjoy your firm body for the next 5 years because you’re a nobody now… you’ll be even more of a nobody at the “decrepit” age of 40. These women on TV (except Aniston who was born ugly) stay pretty d$$mn hot. You will NOT! Suckers….

  41. Minerva Smelibut

    Some women just

  42. datroof

    usually im a cynical fuck. but she looks seriously good here

    she’s proof that it’s “normal” for women to get fat and disgusting in middle age. Middle-aged women can be sexy, beautiful and healthy if they care to put in the effort, and exercise restraint in their eating habits.

  43. Tj

    Smile like you’re dead inside.

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    Kooji
    Commented on this photo:

    laughing all the time while wantihcg the movie!!!!! Oh yeah! I remember I did that while wantihcg Date NightAwesome movie!! I haven’t seen The Bounty Hunter yet. I love Jen. I don’t mind wantihcg any movie of her! The best movie she ever made was Derailed 7adda QAWI .. I don’t mind wantihcg over and over because it’s AWESOME!!

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