Jennifer Aniston Wore This To Empower Women

October 18th, 2011 // 88 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

Last night was Elle‘s 18th Annual Women in Hollywood Tribute. Each year the magazine honors several already publicly-lauded rich and famous women for basically just doing their jobs and being attractive at the same time. This is an important event, however, because it gives them a great opportunity to show up and act like they don’t secretly hate one another. According to Huffington Post, this year they all lined up to worship at the feet of Barbra Streisand:

Actresses such as Michelle Pfeiffer, Viola Davis, Evan Rachel Wood, Freida Pinto and Naomi Watts said before the ceremony at the Four Seasons Hotel that Streisand has inspired them, and the love fest continued throughout the private dinner…Jennifer Aniston told the 69-year-old entertainer that she loved her,

Interestingly enough, Reese Witherspoon was also at the event, but chose instead to feign a lesbian crush on Jen.

You just want to get your nails done with her and you want to make out with her at the same time. At least I do,

She continued:

And that’s what we do sometimes on Saturdays.

Now I’m not saying that pretend lesbianism isn’t exactly what the women empowerment movement needs way more of, but I am saying wow, l bet that side-boob could read a map and figure out how to light the grill all on its own.

Photos: Fame, Getty


  1. josh

    Wow! She’s so old now she looks like a tan bag!

    • are we looking at the same woman?

    • Clarence Beeks

      are you 12?

    • juicyfruit

      Seriously… someone needs to slap the shit out of your eyes. She looks amazing!

    • Clarence Beeks

      I think Josh is 12 years old, so he likes 14 year old girls.

    • karlito

      she’s gorgeous!!! always thought she was 1000 times better looking than Jolie. Jolie looks like a crack whore on her best days. Jen is older and better looking by a country mile. her body is in excellent shape. this woman has to do a full frontal before it’s to late. she regret it if she doesn’t when she’s an old lady.

      • Aniston is an example of how a gracefully aging woman can still be attractive. She’s not growing MORE attractive, but she’s staying well ahead of the median for her age group. Basically, Jen not hotter than average 20 year old, Jen hotter than Angelina Jolie (skelator).

      • Dan


        She is way more attractive than the average 20 year old. Have you been the a college campus lately? It looks like a muffin top ranch.

    • LJ

      Go somewhere where you can find a bunch of 40-45 year old women hanging out (and yes most of them will have parts hanging out), and then come back and look at the photo of this 42 year old woman.

      • MJB

        The average 20 year old woman in America does not have a body like this. I think she looks better now than when she was in her 20s. I’m not even a fan of hers and I’ve never seen an entire episode of Friends either.

      • please..she needs to suck in that gut, it protrudes more than her saggin tits. aniston’s startin to LOOK like streisand..

      • Martin

        I’m sorry but that beer gut is not attractive. What college do you go to because the women on my campus do not have a big beer gut hanging over their jeans.

    • AteIsEnough

      Are you queer or were your boyfriends balls blocking your judgement? She’s fuckin’ smokin hot…and probably tighter than a 14 year old boy! Sorry, did’t mean to give you a boner!

    • DKNY

      She’s always been way hotter than Angelina. Still looking damn good.

      • Jillia

        She looks good, don’t get me wrong, but it’s hard to be impressed considering she’s filty rich, unmarried, and has never had any kids (unlike Angelina), so she BETTER look damn good.

      • oh snap

        I’m no fan of hers – either as an “actress” or as a shallow, vapid product of Hwd – but you’ve got to be insane if you don’t think she looks good physically. Sure, she’s dumb as a stump but all those MANY, MANY hours in the gym have counted for something.

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  3. Sorry Reese. You’re 15 years, 20 lbs and 2 kids too many to play the “Look at me! I like to tease guys with my pretend lesbianism” card.

    • Seriously. They were at the “Women in Hollywood Tribute”… was she expecting to find drunken frat boys there and seduce them into buying her drinks?

  4. Yeah, so suck it, homely women.

  5. stratacat

    this is boring. i’m going to watch shia get beat up again.

  6. Clarence Beeks

    She looks FANTASTIC.

  7. Satan's bitch

    OK, Fish & PB, you guys have been so fucking lazy about spell-checking lately… It’s pretty pitiful, really. But this one is unacceptable. You get paid to write, try to put a little effort in occasionally.

    It’s B-A-R-B-R-A S-T-R-E-I-S-A-N-D.

  8. Greg Marmalard

    She’s empowering me to make out the outline of a pokie

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    What a stunner!!! Killer body, beautiful woman!

  10. Take it off!

    That’s right, Jennifer… bare them tittays…

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    Raise your hand if Jennifer Aniston is a lesbian!

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    I’m going to allow this

  13. Cock Dr

    I’m going to use my Jen inspired strength to pick out a new nail polish color this evening.

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    yes, yes I would

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    Cock Dr
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    Regular sex puts a smile on most women’s faces.

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    awesome legs

  17. Uncle Phil

    I think my penis is a woman, because it is feeling very empowered, or engorged. I get those two confused.

  18. Deacon Jones

    I mean….aren’t they just a bunch of hypocrites if they’re meeting about “empowerment”, yet hang their tits out of their dresses?

    Wouldnt it be more “empowering”, if, oh I dont know, they all met wearing business suits and weren’t all dolled up like hookers?

    Am I missing something here?

    • No DJ. This is how women get empowered in today’s world.

    • Gilbert Lowell

      Beauty is empowering , silly !!!
      Brains are not , nor is doing hard work . Looking good enough to get fucked hard seems to meet the requirements

    • MJB

      For Chrissakes, this is a Hollywood event—not a G8 summit or U.N. meeting.

    • Blech

      Aniston is doing a fine job of empowering high-class hookers.

      Aniston is a pig wearing foundation and lipstick. Jolie is 1000x better looking, more interesting, and more classy than this Try-too-Hard.

  19. Buddy the Elf

    I feel empowered. Down below.

  20. Tyrone Biggums

    She looks preggo.

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    she looks hot.

  22. SSHGuru

    No question she is with child. Rumor has it that she used Jolies egg so eventually Brad Pitt would marry her kid therefore getting him back in her life.

  23. Jimbob

    She has small fake tits and needs to air them out in public once in a while. Yes, they are fake, just hard to tell they are so small…

  24. imabrat

    She’s got a gut. A love gut.

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    Not only would I; but I would enjoy every inch and every Minute

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    Ay Dios mio
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    Lesbian innuendos?! That’s about as close as they can get hugging without causing an erotic blood fest of chin stabs and nipple pierces.

  27. Dylan

    She’s so attractive at 42 I’m a bit scared of her. I’d probably jizz and pee at the same time if I smelled her.

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    That’s a healthy side boob.

  29. She looks fucking incredible! Her face is showing a few lines here and there, but her body is gorgeous — much nicer than Angelina’s.

  30. Cardinal Fang

    I rarely like to get obscene in my comments, but that is some hot pussy. I could just lick her clit all day long. And them perky nipples would fun to nibble on.

  31. Carolyn

    The dress is ugly and doesn’t flatter her.

  32. Umm

    that really is a terrible dress.

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    Her face is looking extra manly in these pics. Maybe that’s why she has the boobs out.

    • Tranny

      She’s always had a manly face: Dustin Hoffman in drag. I love how her gut sticks out further than her boobs.

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    When have you ever seen her looking so zaftig in the gut….she is DEFinitely preggers…

    • Tranny

      Maybe not. She has always had a gut: it has just been heavily airbrushed and digitally enhanced in commercials, ads and posters. Just see unairbrushed pictures of her in bikinis: the gut sticks out further than the boobs and her butt is flat and square.

  35. Jennifer Aniston Cleavage Elle Women In Hollywood
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    God, I want this woman! She is soo HOT!

  36. Ashton's junk

    Good blowjob face . I wonder if she has an ice cave or if it is a regular volcano of love ?

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    Ugly! Nasty!

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    Big man thigh he he

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  40. Jennifer Aniston Cleavage Elle Women In Hollywood
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    Pregnancy boobs are always so perky!

  41. Cartman

    I would fuck the shit out of her.

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  43. Victoria

    Will someone PLEASE tell her to get her hair off her face?

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    Is she pregnant

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    Bottle blondes, fake lesbianism, trannies, and lots of chins?

    It’s like a bachelor party in Bangkok!

  47. patti

    Phoney ti.ts, no brains big gut and enough plastic and botox ..
    okay that’s enough but c mon the woman needs to grow up.
    She can’t act her way out of a paperbag so uses her body to empower..who?
    I saw 10 mins of Horrible Bosses and walked out.
    Time to grow up Jen.

  48. Gerbil in my Butt

    She just empowered my penis!

  49. juicyfruit

    Wish my regular gut looked like her baby gut

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    Hottest 42-year-old chick that ever walked the earth.

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