Jennifer Aniston Wore This To Empower Women

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Last night was Elle’s 18th Annual Women in Hollywood Tribute. Each year the magazine honors several already publicly-lauded rich and famous women for basically just doing their jobs and being attractive at the same time. This is an important event, however, because it gives them a great opportunity to show up and act like they don’t secretly hate one another. According to Huffington Post, this year they all lined up to worship at the feet of Barbra Streisand:

Actresses such as Michelle Pfeiffer, Viola Davis, Evan Rachel Wood, Freida Pinto and Naomi Watts said before the ceremony at the Four Seasons Hotel that Streisand has inspired them, and the love fest continued throughout the private dinner…Jennifer Aniston told the 69-year-old entertainer that she loved her,

Interestingly enough, Reese Witherspoon was also at the event, but chose instead to feign a lesbian crush on Jen.

You just want to get your nails done with her and you want to make out with her at the same time. At least I do,

She continued:

And that’s what we do sometimes on Saturdays.

Now I’m not saying that pretend lesbianism isn’t exactly what the women empowerment movement needs way more of, but I am saying wow, l bet that side-boob could read a map and figure out how to light the grill all on its own.

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