Jennifer Aniston Upskirt Says ‘Waddup, Angelina?’

July 22nd, 2010 // 124 Comments

Just to confirm everyone’s suspicions, I receive my marching orders from a secret cabal of homosexual Jews who birthed Obama in an abandoned Nazi lab, which requires me to paint every story about Jennifer Aniston in a “Look what she did to piss Angelina Jolie off” light. Except sometimes she makes it easy by conveniently flashing her groin a day before the release of Salt. Seriously, when has this ever happened to Jennifer Aniston? Maybe my memories fried from alcohol abuse, but I specifically told them no mayo.

On that note, her people literally tried to sue me once for posting pictures of her in a bikini, so I can only assume there’s a ninja on the ceiling dripping poison in my coffee as we speak. *takes a sip* Mmm… hemlocky.

Photos: INFdaily

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  1. Willy the janitor

    She may look hot, but she must be either a cold fish in bed or twenty kinds of crazy if she can’t keep a guy around for more than six months any more. I wonder if that’s how long it takes her to ask them to put on the “Brad mask.”

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    andy
    Commented on this photo:

    what are you people serious, are those are spots on her leg and look at the bony bone on the knee you are all on some crazy medication because this women body is taking its toll, and you are all in denial I can’t believe oh she looks good, she has the best legs in hollywood please stop lying to this women, its really gone to her head. When she finally wakes up and smells the coffee to reality she is going to be a mess.

  3. trizzy

    SHE LOOK UGLY AND DIRTY. NO WONDER NO TALENT BUTTER FACE SHOW EVERYTHNG

  4. LILY

    HER LEGS IS NOT LONG. THAT WHY SHE ALWAYS WEAR SHORT SKIRT TO MAKE IT LOOK LONGER. . WHEN SHE GET OUT FROM THE CARE. IT’S SHOW HER UGLY DIRTY THING

  5. Thanks for posting this nice article!

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    Ole Neigh from da Block
    Commented on this photo:

    I would like to have a lick around her rectum. I jack to her a lot. I have been finger fucking my own asshole and saying her name over and over. I piss on my hand and lick it afterwards and pretend Jennifer just pissed on me.I flip on my back and try to cum on my face thinking its Jen straddling me and dripping her twat juice and then I go to a bar eat some girls pussy in the car and go home and kiss my g/f …I alwas think of Jens pussy …so much in fact I got fired from m job for jacking off to her on my work pc and cumming in a co-workers coffee

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    Ole Neigh from da Block
    Commented on this photo:

    I hope her pussy still smells young …not like Demi Moores older lady pussy smell….She leaves that yellowish brown stuff on her panties and panty liners as we often go through her garbage ,Demi Moore’s that is. We have tasted it and it’s not very pleasing,I can understand why Ashton may be looking for a younger woman…to put it simply Demi Moore’s pussy smells like your moms did after you would go in the bathroom after her as a kid and she had just pissed…That stuff on Demi’s panty liners was just gross brownish yellow stringy gunk…..I bet Jen’s may be getting the same way but she has a private garbage pick up so we are not privy to it

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