Jennifer Aniston Upskirt Says ‘Waddup, Angelina?’

The Superficial / July 22, 2010

Just to confirm everyone’s suspicions, I receive my marching orders from a secret cabal of homosexual Jews who birthed Obama in an abandoned Nazi lab, which requires me to paint every story about Jennifer Aniston in a “Look what she did to piss Angelina Jolie off” light. Except sometimes she makes it easy by conveniently flashing her groin a day before the release of Salt. Seriously, when has this ever happened to Jennifer Aniston? Maybe my memories fried from alcohol abuse, but I specifically told them no mayo.

On that note, her people literally tried to sue me once for posting pictures of her in a bikini, so I can only assume there’s a ninja on the ceiling dripping poison in my coffee as we speak. *takes a sip* Mmm… hemlocky.

Photos: INFdaily