Just to confirm everyone’s suspicions, I receive my marching orders from a secret cabal of homosexual Jews who birthed Obama in an abandoned Nazi lab, which requires me to paint every story about Jennifer Aniston in a “Look what she did to piss Angelina Jolie off” light. Except sometimes she makes it easy by conveniently flashing her groin a day before the release of Salt. Seriously, when has this ever happened to Jennifer Aniston? Maybe my memories fried from alcohol abuse, but I specifically told them no mayo.
On that note, her people literally tried to sue me once for posting pictures of her in a bikini, so I can only assume there’s a ninja on the ceiling dripping poison in my coffee as we speak. *takes a sip* Mmm… hemlocky.
Photos: INFdaily
She may look hot, but she must be either a cold fish in bed or twenty kinds of crazy if she can’t keep a guy around for more than six months any more. I wonder if that’s how long it takes her to ask them to put on the “Brad mask.”
what are you people serious, are those are spots on her leg and look at the bony bone on the knee you are all on some crazy medication because this women body is taking its toll, and you are all in denial I can’t believe oh she looks good, she has the best legs in hollywood please stop lying to this women, its really gone to her head. When she finally wakes up and smells the coffee to reality she is going to be a mess.
SHE LOOK UGLY AND DIRTY. NO WONDER NO TALENT BUTTER FACE SHOW EVERYTHNG
HER LEGS IS NOT LONG. THAT WHY SHE ALWAYS WEAR SHORT SKIRT TO MAKE IT LOOK LONGER. . WHEN SHE GET OUT FROM THE CARE. IT’S SHOW HER UGLY DIRTY THING
Thanks for posting this nice article!
I would like to have a lick around her rectum. I jack to her a lot. I have been finger fucking my own asshole and saying her name over and over. I piss on my hand and lick it afterwards and pretend Jennifer just pissed on me.I flip on my back and try to cum on my face thinking its Jen straddling me and dripping her twat juice and then I go to a bar eat some girls pussy in the car and go home and kiss my g/f …I alwas think of Jens pussy …so much in fact I got fired from m job for jacking off to her on my work pc and cumming in a co-workers coffee
I hope her pussy still smells young …not like Demi Moores older lady pussy smell….She leaves that yellowish brown stuff on her panties and panty liners as we often go through her garbage ,Demi Moore’s that is. We have tasted it and it’s not very pleasing,I can understand why Ashton may be looking for a younger woman…to put it simply Demi Moore’s pussy smells like your moms did after you would go in the bathroom after her as a kid and she had just pissed…That stuff on Demi’s panty liners was just gross brownish yellow stringy gunk…..I bet Jen’s may be getting the same way but she has a private garbage pick up so we are not privy to it
I will assume you have never been in love, if you can be this judgemental.
How do you know she is tracking her ex. Are you stalking Jen too? lol
I agree with you Ben. I was thinking the same damn thing about Jen but I think her obsession with her ex and his lady is why she can’t move on. She needs help and not kiss up minons lying to her.
Jealous bitch.
Here’s my question. Why can’t you move on with your pathetic comments?
I disagree, and everyone has a different opinion..so why would I belive you? I definitely enjoy all of her movies, and I considered her as a great actress. She will forever be successful, since she has lots of friends and fans that support her. You will probably be surprise if Brad will be one of her supporter as well. You loons need to move on with your life, and stop hating.
get a fucking life..
Um, she is still WAY hot; but what up with that scar on her inner left thigh? Not complaining – just wondering….
If anyone for even one second thinks that these shots of her are accidentally, then they’re completely stupid and vote for Sarah Palin and against national health care.
MAROOOOOOOOONS
Of course she did this on purpose, no freaking doubt in my mind. Just like what Princess Di used to do to upstage her ex Prince Charles. She knows it only takes a second to do this. JA is VERY AWARE of the paps and is even obsessed with them.
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no… all girl… I sympathize with them but it’s heck funny… It’s like guys watching other men get kicked in the balls… The don’t want to experience it but is effin funny!
Found the same Joe. Thought I had something there but it was a false alarm !
I don’t get why people always say she took the high road. She’s talked smack about Angelina in the past, how is that taking the high road?
No you wouldn’t because you would have jacked off….like you are doing now. Why does looking at where a woman pisses from turn you on. Do you eat womens shit ….I am a woman who does a lot of star’s garbage digging I can tell you that the top 3 nastiest smell pussy’s (from the smell of their panty liners) are Demi Moore, Hilliary Duff and Mary Kate Olsen……I’m sure Roseanne Barr and Alice from the Brady Bunch’s cunt stink bad too but have never seen their kotex…..Oh ya and that fukkin Rosie O’donnell we just was on the set of her new TV show as a friend is the janitor there and he said that bitch is ripe and can’t figure why another woman would want to eat it ….it smells like vinager piss sprinkled with puke