Jennifer Aniston Upskirt Says ‘Waddup, Angelina?’

July 22nd, 2010 // 124 Comments

Just to confirm everyone’s suspicions, I receive my marching orders from a secret cabal of homosexual Jews who birthed Obama in an abandoned Nazi lab, which requires me to paint every story about Jennifer Aniston in a “Look what she did to piss Angelina Jolie off” light. Except sometimes she makes it easy by conveniently flashing her groin a day before the release of Salt. Seriously, when has this ever happened to Jennifer Aniston? Maybe my memories fried from alcohol abuse, but I specifically told them no mayo.

On that note, her people literally tried to sue me once for posting pictures of her in a bikini, so I can only assume there’s a ninja on the ceiling dripping poison in my coffee as we speak. *takes a sip* Mmm… hemlocky.

Photos: INFdaily

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  1. Marc

    Yeah, I find it ODD that she’s promoting PERFUME the same week that Jolie has her film out. SERIOUSLY? You couldn’t promote your stinkwater at another time? Like when you have your own movie out? And, she also talked about 5 yrs of spring cleaning in her last interview. Yeah, because it was 5 yrs ago that you divorced. And now she’s doing the cooter shot? What, she couldn’t fine someone to cover her while the paparazzi were snapping away? SERIOUSLY? I really do think this woman is completely obsessed with the past and wants to upstage the ex. It would explain why men run away from her screaming for their lives.

    • Janet

      SERIOUSLY, is this a fact or just your opinion and assumption? Why are you so afraid if both this actresses is in the headlines at the same time? Let me guess, you are so scared that your idols movie will tank if Jen appeared in the news. IMO, you are the obsessed and PATHETIC one.

      • do not want

        Well, since the original poster actually backed up their opinion with evidence from her behavior, it’s certainly a lot more convincing than anything you’ve said. Why don’t you argue the points, rather than resorting to childish name-calling, Janet? I guess you can’t. I totally agree with Marc here. No way Aniston didn’t know the paparazzi were taking pics of her down there. She was surrounded by them. All she had to do was ask someone to cover her while she sat down. But she didn’t do that. She wants this type of attention and just at this time. It’s obvious that Aniston isn’t Ms innocent and is just a needy attention freak.

    • Paul

      So true Marc!
      This chick just can’t let it go. I think she has mental issue big time. I agree that’s the reason men run from crazy here. No man wants to be link to her. Bet she has her ex pictures plastered all over her bedroom walls.

      • Janet

        @ do not want. Why I have to back-up my opinion when you so called evidence of Marc’s post is all speculation? Read the comment of Lola below, as I agree with her. Jen is too popular and hounded by paparazzi every minute of the day, so cancelling her perfume promotion just for the sake of Angies movie is very impossible. She is still going to be on the headlines, even if probably she is just going to pick her nose. This headlines is even one of the example, and do you really think this picture of Jen getting out of the car ..or the news about her stalker will have to be postponed just for your homewrecker idol? Nope! I don’t think so.

      • Hah!

        Angie did the same thing to Jen when she promoted her Bounty Hunter movie. She paraded all her kids in that balcony and at the park. while Jen is promoting her movie at the same time. I don’t think that is accidental either, it was definitely staged by Angie. Once the promotion of Jen stopped, she disappeared and did not come out again until now. You loons are are so hypocrite, and rubbing all of Angies manipulative ways on Jen.

  2. Bilbo

    She could shit in my mouth.

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    sos
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    I’m 25, I hope I look that awesome when I’m her age.

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    j_bryon
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    Is that a scare or a shaving mistake on the inside of her right thigh?

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    burton
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    isnt she like 40 something million years old…not into decaying broads.

  6. Bill Nulty

    You can tell that Just Jolie is broken can’t you? The Brangeloons are here in droves.

  7. hamster

    Loose booty

  8. Sardonic

    Even under the glare of a bright light sadly it remains a dark abyss.

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    ojhdsha
    Commented on this photo:

    LOL… Search “MyDiscountBag” on google to Get High quality luxury bags, 100% genuine leather,, WOW… L v Ch-ane-l,

  10. the glare of a bright light sadly it remains a dark abyss.

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    Deb
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    She’s not trying to show anything intentionally. She has more class than that and I wish that the photographers would just stop trying to make more out of it. She’s beautiful and wish her much success with her perfume!!!

  12. M e n-M a r t。c/ 0/ m where women control the dating, is a good place for women to choose their sexy men. Sexy dating ? Why not?

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    Derek
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    Her hands are old.

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    Tobes
    Commented on this photo:

    I have a belly button

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    yowillie
    Commented on this photo:

    Yummy

  16. Bombay

    There marriage was a marriage of convenience. He said in the first year it was a business merger and they’ll see how it went. This was 3-4 yrs before Angelina, came around (was in 2004.) Her life is all about filling up that empty void in her soul. Trying to pacify her insecurity. Dudes just bother with her cause she’s easy. You don’t have to be nice to her or pay her bills/pay for her entertainment/hotel stay/
    Yeah and they use her to get some attention for their egos. Maybe she should try dating people she has something in common with.
    for her to sleep with you.

    • You are nuts!

      Even if you submit your story and script, you will not pass as a writer.Try to create another one since it’s quite unbelievable. LOL

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    Commented on this photo:

    Still looks one hell of a lot better than Trout Skeletor to me. If Durden don’t catch up on this soon, I’m a have to call dibs.

  18. captain america

    sorrt but americans are acting pretty cildish.
    anyway: THEY APEAR TO BE BORN WITH IT, folks?

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    MeLcHoR
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    Nice shot… Too bad the Granny hand had to ruin it.

  20. Karen

    God what a fake ho. She is so desperate for attention that she’s flashing her lady bits. GROSS. She can’t fall any lower in my opinion of her. What next? Spread eagle to advertise Jennifer Aniston weight loss pills? GROSS, CHEAP and NOT classy at all.

    • Erin

      I agree! She’s been advertising her perfume naked, her bottle water naked, her movies naked. She’s a high class stripper not an actress.

  21. do not want

    Congrats Aniston. Just when I thought you couldn’t get any worse. Now, here’s a woman who will do anything for attention! But you are such a terrible actress so you deserve nothing less than stripping for attention at this point. I don’t get why she has fans at all??? I think she’s an insult to women. She’s not talented, skates by on being cute, promotes bottled water (pollution), and herself constantly (fameho). What are people smoking?

    • Paul

      So true. I think her image is so over hyped. She is not a good actress she is an over hyped actress. She she felt confident about her self and her product she would have chosen another time to promote her perfume.

    • Busted!

      You are one of Aniston’s blog stalker..lol. The same comments are posted on another blog. Are you actually in a mission to destroy her image?

      • Erin

        I think Aniston is destroying her image all by herself. The lady is a stripper more of an actress at this point. She’s selling bottled water naked, selling her perfume naked, bad movies naked. IT’s all about taking her clothes off, basically. Talented people don’t do that.

  22. Rhialto

    Is this promotion for her perfume Salt?!

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    tonydewhirst
    Commented on this photo:

    givethepoorgirlabreakwillya

  24. tc

    There look to be some great opportunities for intercrural sex here.

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    Obvious
    Commented on this photo:

    show us the baby maker

  26. look beautiful

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    justin bobby
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    slut-loving,husband-stealing whore-fans got a lot of nerve trashing a beautiful,clean,straight,normal girl,fr getting out of a car,her shadowtaste better than angelina’s nasty twat

  28. lola

    jennifer aniston is constantly in the public eye- that she is promoting her perfume at the same time as angelinas movie is coincidental i mean she is always promoting some film or product or other, if she wasnt promoting a film she would have been going to a party or on holiday in a bikini drawing press to her.

    and really its hardly an upskirt! we cant even see her knickers! i would rather look like her than jolie ANY DAY OF THE WEEK- aniston looks toned and groomed and pert- angelina just looks liek a tired sad bag of bones

  29. Jimmie

    Nothing to see here. But she’s still hot. She’s in he 40′s, She’s still got killer legs. Her face, (obviously not in these picture obstructed by her hair), she still looks like she’s 30 or so. And her body is phenomenal.

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    emetib
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    Is that her latest hairstyle – Specsband? OR is she trying to disprove that she isn’t wearing any blue lenses. LOL

  31. Bedoor

    emm, at the beginning – i hate both of Brad & Angi … i was thinking she stold a married man from his wife! few years later i came to an interesting conculusion … what’s in it for me! (anyway)
    Brad seemed to love having family … Jen didn’t or wasn’t or maybe isn’t yet!
    Angelina saw the perfect father’s DNA~ lol
    anyway… Angy seems angry these days thu … wondering why!!

  32. PREvert

    daaaayum. She has legs i would die for. fuck brad pitt she is so much more sexy than boney ass addams family looking angelina jolie. I would go in there nose first and not come out for hours……

  33. Photoshop magic wand and level adjustments indicate still no bush showing…..just reportng in !

  34. After perusing these comments all I can say is that never have I seen so much malicious speculation over A WOMAN GETTING OUT OF A CAR.

    • I Agree

      All the haters and Brangeloons put too much effort to dish Aniston, even with a picture that usually happen when you get out of a car. It is really her fault if the paparazzi would try to get something out of it, just to create controversy? I guess not!

      • Bill Nulty

        Brangeloons are the most demented group of people on the web. I actually think someone pays them to talk trash on Aniston all day, every day.

  35. opjones

    Best Headline EVER!!!

  36. Oh shit, i think i need some anti fungal, viral, and bacterial shots after just glimpsing at that one!

  37. F*ck you back dude

    It will do well for Aniston if she just pissed off to greece and marry some swarthy dumb greek fisherman or the son of a donkey owner or whatever types of people live in that place and spare us the continues pain of seeing her ugly mug everywhere. Although I never been into Angelina Jolie, at least she is easy on the eyes. Do us a favor Fish, more hot babes less old hags mate.

  38. Erin

    She really wants attention badly doesn’t she? I think she should just do Girls Gone Wild or Playboy at this point. She’s been naked in everything lately. Just a desperate has-been trying to stay relevant when her 15 minutes were long up.

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    sean
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    Who would leave her??
    That turd king of STD’s John Mayer said she lived in the past
    Brad just wanted to be with a new woman
    She appears to be sweet, charming and lovable
    Maybe she insists on waking early and never sleeping in too much
    Maybe her dog pounces on your balls while men lie supine
    She’s had so many misses why not take me?

  40. flesh

    must be terrible in bed, no bj or backdoor, too bad, probably still tight, oh well, move on ……

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    nina
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    what’s up with her hair!! always covering her horse face!

  42. nina

    what’s up with her hair? why always covering her horse chin?

  43. get a life..

    all you fucking idiots who are still obsessed with the whole jennifer aniston, brad pitt, angelina jolie triangle.. get a fucking life..

    since when does one relationship define the rest of a person’s life? they’ve all moved the fuck on, you idiots should too.. nobody gives a SHIT what you think about the break up that happened umpteen fuckin years ago.. and stupid ass magazines need to let it go too.. it wasn’t the story of the fucking century people.. jesus f’ing christ man..

    rant complete.

  44. Wiley

    Who wants to see women’s parts when they are old has-beens? She could have flashed them when she was young and desireable but wouldn’t and now she’s an old washed-up actress and she can’t find enough ways to flash. Too little too late.

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    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d absolutely wreck this woman if I had a chance (in the bedroom). Outside the bedroom I’d be nice too! Stop dating idiots Jenn, date me instead.

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    dee
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    Amazing woman. Angelina will never compare.

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    blueslik
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    The hair cover the work done on her face.If you see some changes in her photos.Like she rested and young again.

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    blueslik
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    Must not be good in bed because John didnt even say anything about her like he did about Jessica,plus all the guys leave her after a few dates.

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