Just to confirm everyone’s suspicions, I receive my marching orders from a secret cabal of homosexual Jews who birthed Obama in an abandoned Nazi lab, which requires me to paint every story about Jennifer Aniston in a “Look what she did to piss Angelina Jolie off” light. Except sometimes she makes it easy by conveniently flashing her groin a day before the release of Salt. Seriously, when has this ever happened to Jennifer Aniston? Maybe my memories fried from alcohol abuse, but I specifically told them no mayo.
On that note, her people literally tried to sue me once for posting pictures of her in a bikini, so I can only assume there’s a ninja on the ceiling dripping poison in my coffee as we speak. *takes a sip* Mmm… hemlocky.
Photos: INFdaily
dffd | July 22, 2010 at 11:17 am
oopss
Ken Patera | July 22, 2010 at 11:00 pm
Um, she is still WAY hot; but what up with that scar on her inner left thigh? Not complaining – just wondering….
Ashley | July 22, 2010 at 11:20 am
Wow, how many years has it been since her and Brad divorced? And you’re still making the same comparison for the 100th time.
She should just live in a cave and never ever come out, or wear make up or have a life. Cause then maybe the ‘journalists’ could find some new material.
Jason | July 22, 2010 at 11:22 am
The jokes are made due to her obsession with him though, similar to the Gerard Butler thing. I still think O&A are bang on with her stinky cooter being at fault for pushing these guys away though.
Kerri | July 22, 2010 at 11:25 am
how do you know she’s obsessed with him? if she gets asked a question – she responds. if that slut stole my husband i would have offed her personally. i think jen’s taken the high road : )
mlls | July 22, 2010 at 11:59 am
What else is there to say about her?? her acting is bad she does alot of yoga and she gets dumped by everybody she dates.
I don't get it | August 12, 2010 at 6:00 pm
I don’t get why people always say she took the high road. She’s talked smack about Angelina in the past, how is that taking the high road?
Cock Dr | July 22, 2010 at 11:23 am
Fish – exercise your individuality & resist those gay Jew masters.
Quit posting lame upskirt shots. It’s the bikini pics you should be concentrating on.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 22, 2010 at 12:10 pm
have to agree in general, uppies are a tad depraved. but they’re not all by happenstance. the timing of this ‘accident’ seems set up. that may be fish’s point.
but gossip sites need uppies for the pimpled pervs. also need inspirations (sic) like aniston for the women, gag-gag and brit for the fabs, and a share of bikini girls for the grown men :) last week’s contest led me to believe the largest demographic on this site is women. thus an homage to aniston. lowest common denominator rules.
Cock Dr | July 22, 2010 at 12:26 pm
IMHO the only time there’s more women than men on this site is when we get a Twighlight related posting.
But thanks for attempting to justify….mustn’t overly frustrate the pimpled pervs viewing of female celebrity inner thighs. Got it.
You pimpled pervs stay right at the computer screen….do NOT go out & attempt these kind of shots yourself. Some gals carry pepper spray…do I need to explain further?
Taz | July 22, 2010 at 11:44 am
Almost!
grobpilot | July 22, 2010 at 11:44 am
No fuzz? Why go to the effort to post the pics?
Jimbo | July 22, 2010 at 11:54 am
Those were as good as you could get fish dude? I got a bigger hard on seeing Courtney Love snatch.. Next please….
Upskirtsarecrazyfunny | July 22, 2010 at 12:00 pm
You should have seen this crazy video of Japanese men upskirting random women in minis and then pulling their panties. Super funny and at the same time birthed a paranoia that lead to me always wearing bike shorts whenever I wear a dress or skirt. My point is, dresses and skirts are hotter than bikinis because there is a risk that your thong will be seen or maybe there is nothing underneath…
McFeely Smackup | July 22, 2010 at 12:03 pm
you’re a dude, aren’t you
Jimbo | July 22, 2010 at 12:18 pm
You have to ask?
Upskirtsarecrazyfunny | July 23, 2010 at 8:15 am
no… all girl… I sympathize with them but it’s heck funny… It’s like guys watching other men get kicked in the balls… The don’t want to experience it but is effin funny!
Upskirtsarecrazyfunny | July 22, 2010 at 12:22 pm
tee hee hee
JRS22 | July 22, 2010 at 12:38 pm
Here we go again with the Jolie comments.
Lalalal.. | July 22, 2010 at 12:47 pm
It defiinitely shows she has a great legs than Angelina.
Peanutty | July 22, 2010 at 1:24 pm
She is so much better looking than that scary scrawny brother fucker Jolie.
Eric | July 22, 2010 at 1:33 pm
No beavage. Big deal.
Milo | July 22, 2010 at 1:41 pm
I think I see what appears to be a guitar pick in there? Wait, let me look closer. Yep. It says on it: “if found return to John Mayer”.
Just A Horny Dude | July 22, 2010 at 2:17 pm
Lame. All I see is thigh. What is the point? Stop being pervy and post bikini pics instead.
Leanne | July 22, 2010 at 2:49 pm
She is always pulling shit at a certain time. Why the hell can’t she move on with her pathetic little self absorbed life.
Yay! | July 22, 2010 at 8:53 pm
Here’s my question. Why can’t you move on with your pathetic comments?
Janet Jackson | July 23, 2010 at 12:31 am
If anyone for even one second thinks that these shots of her are accidentally, then they’re completely stupid and vote for Sarah Palin and against national health care.
MAROOOOOOOOONS
Of course she did this on purpose, no freaking doubt in my mind. Just like what Princess Di used to do to upstage her ex Prince Charles. She knows it only takes a second to do this. JA is VERY AWARE of the paps and is even obsessed with them.
♥
Ben | July 22, 2010 at 3:14 pm
If her ass is open up to the media then Jolie or Pitt must have a movie opening. Jen must be the crazies bitch in the world. Why the f-ck do she keep tracking her ex. Why the f-ck don’t she move on. I wouldn’t want to live in some other dude’s shadow.
Fati87 | July 22, 2010 at 8:01 pm
I will assume you have never been in love, if you can be this judgemental.
Grrrrr! | July 22, 2010 at 8:57 pm
How do you know she is tracking her ex. Are you stalking Jen too? lol
Paul | July 23, 2010 at 4:44 am
I agree with you Ben. I was thinking the same damn thing about Jen but I think her obsession with her ex and his lady is why she can’t move on. She needs help and not kiss up minons lying to her.
photoshop ballsack joe | July 22, 2010 at 4:05 pm
yeah I just took that to photoshop and adjusted the shadow and she’s wearing underwear. fail upskirt aniston. now i’m goint to beat off to Jennifer Stone google her.
frisbeeken | July 23, 2010 at 11:39 am
Found the same Joe. Thought I had something there but it was a false alarm !
dude! | July 22, 2010 at 4:12 pm
Just how old are you, fish? twelve?
Ty Pennington | July 22, 2010 at 5:32 pm
Jennifer Aniston is such an old, leathery-skinned, big-chinned, beady eyed, dried-up piece of shit. She is such a fame whore and will date anyone who puts her name in the tabloids. Too bad all the guys just use her as well. The only good movie she was in is Office Space, but its quality had nothing to do with her. All of her other movies suck. She is a loser who will forever be alone.
Pinball | July 22, 2010 at 6:15 pm
I agree to the nth degree! Plus, remember when everyone was saying she has the nicest legs on the planet? Yeah, if you’re into liver spots and moles and birthmarks, not to mention the leather and veins. Aniston is the most overrated looking woman on the planet, actress too. She’s ugly and can’t act, but she does have big nipples.
Fati87 | July 22, 2010 at 8:02 pm
Jealous bitch.
Love her movies! | July 22, 2010 at 9:09 pm
I disagree, and everyone has a different opinion..so why would I belive you? I definitely enjoy all of her movies, and I considered her as a great actress. She will forever be successful, since she has lots of friends and fans that support her. You will probably be surprise if Brad will be one of her supporter as well. You loons need to move on with your life, and stop hating.
get a life.. | July 24, 2010 at 4:01 am
get a fucking life..
Marc | July 22, 2010 at 6:48 pm
Yeah, I find it ODD that she’s promoting PERFUME the same week that Jolie has her film out. SERIOUSLY? You couldn’t promote your stinkwater at another time? Like when you have your own movie out? And, she also talked about 5 yrs of spring cleaning in her last interview. Yeah, because it was 5 yrs ago that you divorced. And now she’s doing the cooter shot? What, she couldn’t fine someone to cover her while the paparazzi were snapping away? SERIOUSLY? I really do think this woman is completely obsessed with the past and wants to upstage the ex. It would explain why men run away from her screaming for their lives.
Janet | July 22, 2010 at 8:46 pm
SERIOUSLY, is this a fact or just your opinion and assumption? Why are you so afraid if both this actresses is in the headlines at the same time? Let me guess, you are so scared that your idols movie will tank if Jen appeared in the news. IMO, you are the obsessed and PATHETIC one.
do not want | July 23, 2010 at 3:09 am
Well, since the original poster actually backed up their opinion with evidence from her behavior, it’s certainly a lot more convincing than anything you’ve said. Why don’t you argue the points, rather than resorting to childish name-calling, Janet? I guess you can’t. I totally agree with Marc here. No way Aniston didn’t know the paparazzi were taking pics of her down there. She was surrounded by them. All she had to do was ask someone to cover her while she sat down. But she didn’t do that. She wants this type of attention and just at this time. It’s obvious that Aniston isn’t Ms innocent and is just a needy attention freak.
Paul | July 23, 2010 at 4:36 am
So true Marc!
This chick just can’t let it go. I think she has mental issue big time. I agree that’s the reason men run from crazy here. No man wants to be link to her. Bet she has her ex pictures plastered all over her bedroom walls.
Janet | July 23, 2010 at 10:19 am
@ do not want. Why I have to back-up my opinion when you so called evidence of Marc’s post is all speculation? Read the comment of Lola below, as I agree with her. Jen is too popular and hounded by paparazzi every minute of the day, so cancelling her perfume promotion just for the sake of Angies movie is very impossible. She is still going to be on the headlines, even if probably she is just going to pick her nose. This headlines is even one of the example, and do you really think this picture of Jen getting out of the car ..or the news about her stalker will have to be postponed just for your homewrecker idol? Nope! I don’t think so.
Hah! | July 23, 2010 at 10:32 am
Angie did the same thing to Jen when she promoted her Bounty Hunter movie. She paraded all her kids in that balcony and at the park. while Jen is promoting her movie at the same time. I don’t think that is accidental either, it was definitely staged by Angie. Once the promotion of Jen stopped, she disappeared and did not come out again until now. You loons are are so hypocrite, and rubbing all of Angies manipulative ways on Jen.
Bilbo | July 22, 2010 at 6:55 pm
She could shit in my mouth.
Sugar | July 22, 2010 at 7:23 pm
I wish she would actually. That would keep you from speaking.
Bilbo | July 22, 2010 at 10:27 pm
You can too.
Bill Nulty | July 22, 2010 at 7:24 pm
You can tell that Just Jolie is broken can’t you? The Brangeloons are here in droves.
hamster | July 22, 2010 at 7:34 pm
Loose booty
Sardonic | July 22, 2010 at 7:34 pm
Even under the glare of a bright light sadly it remains a dark abyss.
dada | July 22, 2010 at 9:13 pm
hey
dada | July 22, 2010 at 9:14 pm
oMG
dada | July 22, 2010 at 9:15 pm
the glare of a bright light sadly it remains a dark abyss.
dada | July 22, 2010 at 9:16 pm
M e n-M a r t。c/ 0/ m where women control the dating, is a good place for women to choose their sexy men. Sexy dating ? Why not?
Bombay | July 22, 2010 at 11:27 pm
There marriage was a marriage of convenience. He said in the first year it was a business merger and they’ll see how it went. This was 3-4 yrs before Angelina, came around (was in 2004.) Her life is all about filling up that empty void in her soul. Trying to pacify her insecurity. Dudes just bother with her cause she’s easy. You don’t have to be nice to her or pay her bills/pay for her entertainment/hotel stay/
Yeah and they use her to get some attention for their egos. Maybe she should try dating people she has something in common with.
for her to sleep with you.
You are nuts! | July 23, 2010 at 12:05 am
Even if you submit your story and script, you will not pass as a writer.Try to create another one since it’s quite unbelievable. LOL
captain america | July 23, 2010 at 12:31 am
sorrt but americans are acting pretty cildish.
anyway: THEY APEAR TO BE BORN WITH IT, folks?
Karen | July 23, 2010 at 3:01 am
God what a fake ho. She is so desperate for attention that she’s flashing her lady bits. GROSS. She can’t fall any lower in my opinion of her. What next? Spread eagle to advertise Jennifer Aniston weight loss pills? GROSS, CHEAP and NOT classy at all.
Erin | July 23, 2010 at 4:21 pm
I agree! She’s been advertising her perfume naked, her bottle water naked, her movies naked. She’s a high class stripper not an actress.
do not want | July 23, 2010 at 3:03 am
Congrats Aniston. Just when I thought you couldn’t get any worse. Now, here’s a woman who will do anything for attention! But you are such a terrible actress so you deserve nothing less than stripping for attention at this point. I don’t get why she has fans at all??? I think she’s an insult to women. She’s not talented, skates by on being cute, promotes bottled water (pollution), and herself constantly (fameho). What are people smoking?
Paul | July 23, 2010 at 4:50 am
So true. I think her image is so over hyped. She is not a good actress she is an over hyped actress. She she felt confident about her self and her product she would have chosen another time to promote her perfume.
Busted! | July 23, 2010 at 9:53 am
You are one of Aniston’s blog stalker..lol. The same comments are posted on another blog. Are you actually in a mission to destroy her image?
Erin | July 23, 2010 at 4:24 pm
I think Aniston is destroying her image all by herself. The lady is a stripper more of an actress at this point. She’s selling bottled water naked, selling her perfume naked, bad movies naked. IT’s all about taking her clothes off, basically. Talented people don’t do that.
Rhialto | July 23, 2010 at 3:18 am
Is this promotion for her perfume Salt?!
Gando | July 23, 2010 at 3:26 am
Most perfumes do have poop and urine odors added.
tc | July 23, 2010 at 3:32 am
There look to be some great opportunities for intercrural sex here.
sannywa | July 23, 2010 at 4:23 am
look beautiful
lola | July 23, 2010 at 5:19 am
jennifer aniston is constantly in the public eye- that she is promoting her perfume at the same time as angelinas movie is coincidental i mean she is always promoting some film or product or other, if she wasnt promoting a film she would have been going to a party or on holiday in a bikini drawing press to her.
and really its hardly an upskirt! we cant even see her knickers! i would rather look like her than jolie ANY DAY OF THE WEEK- aniston looks toned and groomed and pert- angelina just looks liek a tired sad bag of bones
Jimmie | July 23, 2010 at 6:21 am
Nothing to see here. But she’s still hot. She’s in he 40′s, She’s still got killer legs. Her face, (obviously not in these picture obstructed by her hair), she still looks like she’s 30 or so. And her body is phenomenal.
Bedoor | July 23, 2010 at 7:13 am
emm, at the beginning – i hate both of Brad & Angi … i was thinking she stold a married man from his wife! few years later i came to an interesting conculusion … what’s in it for me! (anyway)
Brad seemed to love having family … Jen didn’t or wasn’t or maybe isn’t yet!
Angelina saw the perfect father’s DNA~ lol
anyway… Angy seems angry these days thu … wondering why!!
PREvert | July 23, 2010 at 8:28 am
daaaayum. She has legs i would die for. fuck brad pitt she is so much more sexy than boney ass addams family looking angelina jolie. I would go in there nose first and not come out for hours……
frisbeeken | July 23, 2010 at 9:19 am
Photoshop magic wand and level adjustments indicate still no bush showing…..just reportng in !
FrankNfrtr | July 23, 2010 at 9:27 am
After perusing these comments all I can say is that never have I seen so much malicious speculation over A WOMAN GETTING OUT OF A CAR.
I Agree | July 23, 2010 at 10:03 am
All the haters and Brangeloons put too much effort to dish Aniston, even with a picture that usually happen when you get out of a car. It is really her fault if the paparazzi would try to get something out of it, just to create controversy? I guess not!
Bill Nulty | July 23, 2010 at 11:22 am
Brangeloons are the most demented group of people on the web. I actually think someone pays them to talk trash on Aniston all day, every day.
opjones | July 23, 2010 at 12:15 pm
Best Headline EVER!!!
Str8up | July 23, 2010 at 3:18 pm
Oh shit, i think i need some anti fungal, viral, and bacterial shots after just glimpsing at that one!
F*ck you back dude | July 23, 2010 at 3:19 pm
It will do well for Aniston if she just pissed off to greece and marry some swarthy dumb greek fisherman or the son of a donkey owner or whatever types of people live in that place and spare us the continues pain of seeing her ugly mug everywhere. Although I never been into Angelina Jolie, at least she is easy on the eyes. Do us a favor Fish, more hot babes less old hags mate.
Erin | July 23, 2010 at 4:19 pm
She really wants attention badly doesn’t she? I think she should just do Girls Gone Wild or Playboy at this point. She’s been naked in everything lately. Just a desperate has-been trying to stay relevant when her 15 minutes were long up.
flesh | July 23, 2010 at 6:38 pm
must be terrible in bed, no bj or backdoor, too bad, probably still tight, oh well, move on ……
nina | July 23, 2010 at 10:45 pm
what’s up with her hair? why always covering her horse chin?
get a life.. | July 24, 2010 at 4:04 am
all you fucking idiots who are still obsessed with the whole jennifer aniston, brad pitt, angelina jolie triangle.. get a fucking life..
since when does one relationship define the rest of a person’s life? they’ve all moved the fuck on, you idiots should too.. nobody gives a SHIT what you think about the break up that happened umpteen fuckin years ago.. and stupid ass magazines need to let it go too.. it wasn’t the story of the fucking century people.. jesus f’ing christ man..
rant complete.
Wiley | July 24, 2010 at 11:54 am
Who wants to see women’s parts when they are old has-beens? She could have flashed them when she was young and desireable but wouldn’t and now she’s an old washed-up actress and she can’t find enough ways to flash. Too little too late.
Willy the janitor | August 16, 2010 at 7:36 pm
She may look hot, but she must be either a cold fish in bed or twenty kinds of crazy if she can’t keep a guy around for more than six months any more. I wonder if that’s how long it takes her to ask them to put on the “Brad mask.”