Here’s Jennifer Aniston posing “topless” for the latest Smart Water ads which, full disclosure, I’m entirely posting just so I can write “Jennifer Aniston topless” in the headline and watch you all try to fit through the door at the same time because that’s how deep I love, baby. On that note, I might’ve kept the shameless traffic whoring going by tossing in shots of Pippa Middleton’s butt, and the “alleged” Anthony Weiner penis photo that he can’t tell if it’s his own because it apparently likes to wear disguises? Who the hell knows?
Should I have added cat photos? I should’ve added cat photos.