Here’s Jennifer Aniston posing “topless” for the latest Smart Water ads which, full disclosure, I’m entirely posting just so I can write “Jennifer Aniston topless” in the headline and watch you all try to fit through the door at the same time because that’s how deep I love, baby. On that note, I might’ve kept the shameless traffic whoring going by tossing in shots of Pippa Middleton’s butt, and the “alleged” Anthony Weiner penis photo that he can’t tell if it’s his own because it apparently likes to wear disguises? Who the hell knows?
Should I have added cat photos? I should’ve added cat photos.
Photo: Flynet
The alleged photo posted by an alleged hacker, that Weiner “can’t say for absolute certain isn’t a photo of him”.
What does it say about the guy that not only can’t he identify his own underwear, but he’s completely lost track of how many photos he’s taking of his throbbing package.
It makes me thirsty for her bathwater.
hah, just kidding, she’s old. gross…
i don’t get the big deal. i’ve seen nicer.
save teh lolcatz but thanks for the butt shots. clever use of “tossing” with british pics, as it means the same thing there as wanking
I gave this up for Skeletor and the preadolescent UN General Assembly? D’oh!
When will you get over that triangle shit. It’s been 6 years. Get help for your self.
Shameless whoring +1 fish. +1.
Realy?? Shameless whoring?? I see a beautifulll woman promoting water!! :-p
I saw an article promising a topless Jennifer and saw a photoshopped woman covering her boob ;-p
She is far and away better looking than Angelina Jolie. Brad Pitt made a HUGE mistake.
one’s a six, the other, half a doz
Angie gets a couple extra points for NOT funneling John Mayer’s racist wiener.
JA>AJ
better she funneled mayers weiner than billy bob or her brother’s
Nah, Brad made the right decision, since it’s all about publicity.
Angie loses points for: Swapping spit w/her brother; marrying Billy Bob Thornton; marrying Johnny whatshisname in a tshirt smeared in blood; chasing the dragon; smoking meth; doing an interview high on coke; fucking around on every man she’s been with; fucking around with every married man she’s starred with; etc etc etc. Brad definitely traded DOWN
Who cares about that? What will make HER thirsty for my weiner juice?
A persistent vegetative state would be my guess.
Aniston should be peddling ice rather than liquid water.
btw that water’s a total ripoff.. if you want “electrolyte enhanced” water, try adding a little lemon juice to plain water. this is as stupid as falling for kangen water
all bottled water is a total ripoff.
agreed, if u have well water at home. if i had to drink the recycled piss (literally) from the county i might gay down and drink the bottled shit
Meh. Where are the cat photos.
BFD
Has there ever been a more needy girl in Hollywood?
What she needs is to put her ankles up on my shoulders.
She has a rockin’ bod, so could you imagine the post-coital converstation, if no man will stay with her? She probably talks about Brad or John or Vince or whoever her last co-star was. Nonstop.
HER BODY IS PLASTIC. NOT NATURAL FAKE BOOB
Pippa Pooper!
Wait a minute bro..Thats my Junk, What the Hell are you doing with my skin hammer? I swear you’d better send it back or so help me… My wife will grant me use of my balls, and there will be trouble mister. Should never have gotten that detachable penis in the first place..Guess I had to learn the hard way.
Hope this isn’t the beginning of a “people with ironic names” scandal epidemic. Luckily, Dick Sargent is already dead…
In what way is the name Dick Sargent ironic?
And I’m like “Fucksocks” and whatnot.
Abby’s right. Dick Armey is much funnier, and he’s still alive and active in politics. But it’s too bad Dick Swett is no longer in office. (Yes, there’s a person with such a name, and he served in the House in the early 90s.)
Race car driver Dick Trickle is a classic.
I think the producer for Law and Order is named Dick Wolf. I have always thought that dick wolves would be great name for an STD.
Well, then. I stand corrected. Abby and Tom know WAY more about Dick than I do…
Why do people keep saying shes more attractive than Angelina? Look at pictures of both of them at 18 before they had plastic surgery – one is a natural beauty, the other one just bought her looks.
Ange was born a goddess whereas Jen has to work for it – shes a Greek girl with dark hair and a big nose who used to be fat and just paid to look like she does. Ange never needed any work even though shes had her nose done.
Ang is paying so price these days… She looks like crap…
Absolutely! She’s looking rather “hawkish”. That “perfect bone structure” of a face will become rather severe as she ages. Not to mention she’s a high-maintenance psycho with needy daddy-issues.
Which one do you think is better in bed though? Thats a no-brainer
The crazy chick is better in bed… DUH!! You just have to be sure to palm a blade in case things take a turn for the worse…
Angelina Jolie has had her share of plastic surgery. Her nose alone is undeniably altered. But even beyond that…she’s covered herself in tattoos…does that not qualify as a body modification enough for you?
Angelina looks like a skeleton covered in inked leather, with wrinkled lips that literally make me shudder to think touching me. She’s aging like milk…not wine.
Billy Bob once stated she was a dud in bed – keeping in mind it was from BB…she reminds me of the desperate skank you pick up in a bar who’s kinda hot but the daddy issues take over and she’s willing to do ANYTHING to validate her looks…also the herion/meth/coke helped. Although I like Jen – that movie she made w/Clive Owen had ZERO sex appeal. Hard to say really…
I have a few tats (3) and each had meaning – not to mention she got REAL tats in … where was it? By Buddhists? Some tats she got was not with a “needle” in a shop, but hardcore. That’s about the only thing I’ll give her props for (mind you the herion prolly dulled the pain)
She didnt have to work for SHIT. Her daddy has always had all the right friends/associates AND Chiniston even with surgery, angles, lighting and photoshopped to hell and back is no goddess. Puh-leeeeease.
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Wait – ask her brother how she is in bed – or johnny whatshisname or colin farrel or antonio banderas or that asian model chick or *insert name here*…Not lying, I’m a straight chick and woulda done her in her Gina days but now she just looks dirty and used.
@bitingontinfoil
I distinctly remember Ang and Billy showing up to an awards show where he stated on the red carpet (and I quote)… “we fucked on the way here in the limo” while wearing a vial of her blood around his neck.
If she is a boring lay then your standard for exciting must be AWESOME.
And she was good enough to make Brad Pitt drop Aniston.
Like I said… Crazy bitch sex will do that…
actually, even though young jenn didn’t have perfect features, she was quite beautiful: tinyurl.com/3jcljy3
you can see some personality/intelligence/depth in her expression, unlike young angelina: tinyurl.com/3lg5nes
JENIFER ANISTON WAS BORN GREEK LOOK WITH A HUGE NOSE EGGPLANT ,CHIN IS LONG LIKE HORSE CHIN, EYES IS NOT BIG, FACE IS SO FAT AND SQUARE, MOUTH IS UGLY ,THIN LIPS , HEIGHT IS SHORT, BODY IS NOT SEXY{BOOB IMPLANT NOW} NO COUNT SHE IS UGLY. NOT PRETTY AT ALL. WHO SAY THAT SHE BEAUTIFUL, THAT PERSON IS BLIND
I disagree. wait, let me translate that to your language: ME NOT BLIND SHE PRETTY YOU UGLY
he’s waiting to see who among the GOP side of the aisle “can’t say for absolute certain wouldn’t swallow.”
More special effects than George Lucas with those pictures.
But I would still pound her like a cheap cut of veal.
Yes they did a rather good job at photoshopping the man right out of her face.
Jennifer Aniston posing for Smart Water is just like Snooki posing for Classy Slimfast
If the people at SmartWater were smart they’d use a picture of her stooped over a stool clasping a bottle of their product between the cheeks of her magnificent ass. Then at least people would stop to look at the ad for reasons other than to say ‘poor misguided fool’.
Tony, you didn’t do this right.
Helpful hint, if you want to show off your throbbing erection get the Hanes underwear out of the way. How the hell do we know what’s under there? A squash? Legos? Bottle of hand lotion?
One of Snooki’s pickles?
Exactly.
she looks 15 years younger here. but still, brad made the right choice. put her hair back and shes like minnie drivers sister
15 years younger with the help of botox and cosmetic surgeries
now THAT’S a good shot
I’d drink that.
With all her money shes advertising water? What a sell out greedy bitch.
Hey, Aniston is MUCH better looking than Angelina Jolie. Angie is shooting heroin or has an eating disorder or is in the last stages of cancer or something. Jennifer Aniston isn’t any hotter than she was 10 years ago, but she’s not any worse either. Jolie looks like 40 miles of bad road these days.
JENIFER ANISTON IS A PLASTIC WOMEN FIXED FROM HEAD TO TOES BUT STILL LOOK FUGLY. NO WAY SHE BETTER THAN JOLIE, NO WAY
Easily the hottest woman alive. You all whine that she is old but that is still F*ckin impressive. I would eat the corn out of her 5hit
Ah, Miss Aniston, I see you are familiar with our friend, “Photoshop”.
Ok I”m sold. I definitely want to taste it, and I don’t mean the water.
Is she still fertile?
pssst: SHE CAN’T FILL A SWIMMING POOL WITH IT FOR JESSICA SIMPSON?
I feel that she gets bad advice from people.
Does anyone but me see the irony of calling it smart to buy water at the store, when it’s readily available from any faucet in your home?
Yes.
I prefer Ang. She seems capable of giving a shit about something that’s not her own reflection.
The MOST overrated twat in show biz.. She thinks she has a golden cervix with a platinum lining.
nice photoshopped pic
c’mon this is not how she looks like at 6 o’clock in the morning like the average office employee
She is freakishly gorgeous for a 40+ woman.
Hotter now that she was 10 years ago.
“LOOK HOW YOUNG I LOOK! LOOK! LOOOOOOK! I’M STILL RELEVANT! I AM!!!!”
*cracks open a jar of fetus stem cells*
“GLUG GLUG GLUGLUGLUG…”
You know its heavily photoshopped when you have to add black and white to every one of her pictures. its been awhile since ive seen an ad in color. Must be a contingency in her contract to protect herself from looking archaeic. Angelina, although visibly aging herself, is still better.
I don’t get it. Where ia this great but?
This women is fake from head to toes, from inside to outside and from fake photos to fake movies pictures. She cheating her fan. Number 1 photoshopped women
Yeah, look at her bare face . exactly middle-aged average women. But with the photos or her movies pictures she total look diferent. just like a young model. No wonder the photoshopped team work very hard to change the old,ugly women pictures to a young beautiful women. pictures
Airbrush much?
These celebrity women should just start looking their age and refuse to acquiesce to Hollywood’s obsession with false youth. Sure, let these middle-aged actresses be well-preserved for their age, but airbrushing a woman in her early 40s to give her the skin of a 22 year old is a joke. EVERYONE knows she doesn’t look like that in real life. Just let the woman have her smile lines and her eye creases and let her look like her actual self! Post nose job, of course.
I Love Her, she is drop dead sexy,love those sad eyes. I’d make her forget all about what Daddy did to her when she was 12.
Lady Gaga is up early
Truly hot. Must see the other half of that picture.
Also, Pippa Middleton has no business being in an Aniston post when Jen’s magical behind would kill Pippas in an Ass-Off.