Jennifer Aniston Has a Tattoo Now

By: The Superficial / June 27, 2011

Jen’s To Do List

1. Wreck a home.
2. Get tattoos.
3. Abduct children.
4. Shit a baby into the water in Africa. (Check w/ gyno if still fertile.)

If I were foreign, now would be a good time to hide my kid in the crawlspace.

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