Jennifer Aniston Should Probably Stay Out of Ireland and Other News

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- The 100 Hottest Bikini Photos of 2011 [Complex]

- Bruno Mars is now the soundtrack to the deflowering of your teenage daughter. [Huffington Post]

- Lesbians aren’t allowed to make out on Southwest flights. No, really. [Dlisted]

- Ashton Kutcher is ready to stop sticking his penis into the dustbowl of a vagina formerly known as Demi Moore. [Lainey Gossip]

- Remember that Poppy Montgomery in her underwear post? There’s video now. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Eva Amurri is doing the Twitter thing properly. [Hollywood Tuna]

- And Gwen Stefani is doing the tight jeans/Cosby sweater combo thing properly. [Popoholic]

- Khloe and Lamar have made it 729 days longer than everyone though it would take for her to slather BBQ sauce all over and eat him. [Too Fab]

- Hockey star Paul Bissonnette gets laid a lot, and has the Yfrog account to prove it. [theCHIVE]

- Violet Budd is in a bikini. [IDLYITW]

- Chuck Lorre isn’t quite done penetrating Charlie Sheen’s career in the anus. [Starpulse]

- Uma Thurman didn’t give a single fuck aboard a rented yacht. [Celebslam]

- And Liam Neeson? Ditto about wolf-fights. [FilmDrunk]

- Of course Tyra Banks’ awful book is set to be adapted into an awful movie. [Videogum]

- Amy Poehler is hotter with a moustache. It had to be said. [BuzzFeed]

- 9 Self-Defense Gadgets That Your Mugger Will Find Hilarious [Cracked]

- The 40 Best-Dressed Sports Hotties: Although ‘Least’ would be an adequate sub for Best in that headline. [Bleacher Report]

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