Jennifer Aniston Should Probably Stay Out of Ireland and Other News

September 27th, 2011 // 31 Comments

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- The 100 Hottest Bikini Photos of 2011 [Complex]

- Bruno Mars is now the soundtrack to the deflowering of your teenage daughter. [Huffington Post]

- Lesbians aren’t allowed to make out on Southwest flights. No, really. [Dlisted]

- Ashton Kutcher is ready to stop sticking his penis into the dustbowl of a vagina formerly known as Demi Moore. [Lainey Gossip]

- Remember that Poppy Montgomery in her underwear post? There’s video now. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Eva Amurri is doing the Twitter thing properly. [Hollywood Tuna]

- And Gwen Stefani is doing the tight jeans/Cosby sweater combo thing properly. [Popoholic]

- Khloe and Lamar have made it 729 days longer than everyone though it would take for her to slather BBQ sauce all over and eat him. [Too Fab]

- Hockey star Paul Bissonnette gets laid a lot, and has the Yfrog account to prove it. [theCHIVE]

- Violet Budd is in a bikini. [IDLYITW]

- Chuck Lorre isn’t quite done penetrating Charlie Sheen‘s career in the anus. [Starpulse]

- Uma Thurman didn’t give a single fuck aboard a rented yacht. [Celebslam]

- And Liam Neeson? Ditto about wolf-fights. [FilmDrunk]

- Of course Tyra Banks‘ awful book is set to be adapted into an awful movie. [Videogum]

- Amy Poehler is hotter with a moustache. It had to be said. [BuzzFeed]

- 9 Self-Defense Gadgets That Your Mugger Will Find Hilarious [Cracked]

- The 40 Best-Dressed Sports Hotties: Although ‘Least’ would be an adequate sub for Best in that headline. [Bleacher Report]

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  1. Fuck the Irish and their little green tophats and shillelaghs and little shoes with buckles.

  2. Keep it Positive

    She looks happy. : )

    • She looks amazing. She actually looks better older.

      • Dan

        @Eric – I agree. She has thus far aged amazingly well.

      • Bearchee

        Fresh dye job and spray tan… and still ugly and manly looking.

      • Meh

        Obviously she looks hot! Get over it, you’ll never be as attractive and you are probably much younger. Why hate on her? Ya she’s astupid spoiled celeb but they all are, she’s hot and aging amazingly and if it’s so easy to age amazingly when you are rich how come all the other rich ass cows in Hollywood her age look like total shit? Give props where thery are due and stop being such a grouchy jealous cow it will just give you wrinkles and make you fat through jealousy binge eating.

  3. Jumbo Gumbo

    That new guy must be penetrating her good and deep . She has the look of a woman that has had a passionate sexual experience in the last 12 hours

  4. rican

    Her dick is pointing to her right leg.

  5. Jennifer Aniston Cleavage Bra
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yes…10 inches is correct.”

  6. Jennifer Aniston Cleavage Bra
    Commented on this photo:

    “…How big did you say it was again?”

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    Nicole
    Commented on this photo:

    Jennifer looks so beautiful in these photo’s! Love what she is wearing!!!!!!

  8. I’m sick of hearing about that dumb bitch who caused a scene on an airplane just to get famous.

    • I’m sick of everyone who can’t behave themselves on an airplane bitching that they’re being discriminated against.

      if you’re too fat to fit in the seat, that’s not the airlines fault.
      if you’re dry humping your boy/girl/trans and get thrown off after you make a stink, that’s not the airlines fault.
      if your clothes don’t cover your anus/vagina/nipples, that’s not the airlines fault
      if you’re late to the gate and miss your plane, that’s not the airlines fault
      if you’re too drunk to be allowed in an airplane…well you get the point.

      Every one of the above happened in the recent past…every one of the people portrayed themselves as a victim. FUCK ALL OF YOU. Some of us manage to act like civilized chimps or better, and manage to fly without any problems at all.

    • Oh gee, now she’s like “By the way, my band has a new single out.”

      HMMMMMM

      HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

  9. Richard McBeef

    technically the FAA won’t let you smoke not the airline.

    I ate a couple brownies and smoked a joint before heading to the vancouver, bc airport and i got so fucked up I forgot to get on the plane even though i was sitting at the gate. thank you delta airlines for calling my name on the intercom.

    • Cock Dr

      Always save the brownies for the actual plane ride. It’s like providing your own turbulence…..but ya gotta stay cool about it. No screaming, prolonged giggling or going “Whee!”.

      • Richard McBeef

        I was scared because I had to go through airport security and border patrol for my flight back to minneapolis. I figured those assholes have seen a million people trying to sneak baked goods home. So I ate one in the hotel room and the other on a bench outside the airport.

        Highest I have ever been.

      • TomFrank

        You and dude@dude should put your Irish spat behind you and swap drug-interdiction stories.

  10. I Am Fucking 600 Years Old

    “Try as they will, and try as they might, who steals me gold won’t live through the night.”

  11. Jersey Torch

    She never looked this happy…or… satisfied when she was with Brad. She looks great. Very happy for her and her bf too.

  12. Why should she stay out of Ireland?

  13. forrest gump

    when the I.R.A. pick up their rifles again……….BLAME HER, folks!!

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    Dharma Initiative Beans
    Commented on this photo:

    So this cameraman pulls off a strategic coup, performs a flanking maneuver, and gets a clear shot of Jennifer Aniston’s business end–and we only get ONE ass-shot in the set?

    Just give me one face pic to prove it’s her, then complete your mission. You’re wasting my time with this “face” of hers. Irrelevant.

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    Dave Mustaine
    Commented on this photo:

    Manachin

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