Jennifer Aniston Reminds Me of Someone

January 18th, 2011 // 213 Comments

Here’s Jennifer Aniston in the latest issue of Allure where she apparently pretends to be a topless little girl sleeping with her teddy bear because that’s hell to the yeah not at all creepy. Except I can’t help but feel like I’ve seen something like this before. Something that also stretches the boundaries of good taste while featuring a middle-aged woman.

If I only I could put my finger on it…

Oh, that’s right. John Edwards‘ mistress Rielle Hunter posing for GQ. While some might consider that an insult to Jennifer Aniston, I consider it a compliment because for once she’s confused as the “other woman” instead of the cheated upon. It’s the dawn of a new day!

Photos: Allure

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  1. Maniston Moron

    FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY HAG HAG HAG WITH NO BRAIN. BLAH BLAH BLAH
    I DIDN’T LIKE MY HAIRSTYLE IN THE 80′S….I LIKE BRUSSEL SPROUTS NOW..I DON’T GET THE BACHELOR SHOW..SHE IS DUMBER THAN A ROCK.

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    schmitty
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    WTF is wrong with her face?

  3. SlapKatyPerry

    what a shame, there are men that would be loyal and do anything for her but she’s too selfish to date a man that can’t further her career.
    Jen, when your beauty has faded and your skin is wrinkled and hair is gray; I would have stood beside you hand in hand, I weep for the day when you realize your alone because you chose your “career” over love and happiness.
    now you will be alone forever. >Still, I’ll be here if you change your mind ….

  4. sarah

    she looks so frightening in these pictures! she has dead, doll-like eyes that are giving the thousand yard stare. and wtf is with having hair the same shade as her skin tone?? the airbrushing is awful.

  5. Jennifer Aniston
    I'm on my Period.
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    The sexualization of little girls needs to fucking stop already. I know older women in Hollywood have this unrealistic obsession with staying young and shit, but don’t you think your over-shooting just a smidge when you’re trying to make looking like a toddler sexy?? In the second picture she looks like a little girl whose just been molested for fucks sake! And all these stick thin models with bodies of 12 year olds? No hips no nothing? That’s not the way a woman’s body is supposed to look passed the age of 13.

    Seems like society is becoming more and more age intolerant… unless you’re a man of course. Then it’s sexy and rugged.

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    I'm on my Period.
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    Nothing screams “young and sexy” like posing like a little girl whose just been molested…

  7. Jas

    She does indeed remind me of someone!! Miss Piggy anthropomorphized! **shivers**

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    Angie
    Commented on this photo:

    I LOVE how everyone is clowning on Jennifer Aniston when a. She is ridiculously loaded, b. 40 is the New 30, so why all the vicious attacks on her relatively young age and c. YOU will ALL be old and die one day, so get off your perfect, high horses. Also, what is most funny is that most, if not all of you, would NEVER have the guts to say your garbage to this woman’s face. Better to hide here and write your stupid, mean little comments instead of how great she looks. Really lame.

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    dinky
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    Sarah Jessica Parker finally had her nose done!

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    gigi
    Commented on this photo:

    oops, oh my bad — thought it was Beyonce with lots… LOTS…. of photoshop…

  11. Not a fan

    She really needs a man in her life or something.

  12. i see your pic today . you are looking much beautiful. i think you r supper.

    best of luck in future

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    Sarah
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    LOVE her! Always have. Always will. She looks amazing… as always. She has to be the most fit, healthiest actress her in her age range. I would kill to look like that, airbrushed or not.

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    Angel
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    Reminds me of a Britney Spears album or magazine cover that I’ve seen somewhere. But these pics are terrible. Some don’t even look like Jennifer Anistan. She doesn’t play the sexpot role well, imo.

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    Jenniva
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    Whoever was hired to do the photoshop editing for this shoot should be fired. These look terrible and very obviously fixed.

  16. dontlooknow

    This’ll get John Mayer back!

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    mike
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    Way too much air brushing, she looks fake.

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    mike
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    Her hair is over bleached too, I would love to see some real women.

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    Ginger
    Commented on this photo:

    The wonders of photoshop. She only wishes she looked like this airbrushed replica of whoever this is suposed to be because it doesnt even resemble jennifer anistan in any shape or form. rediculous. she should be livid they did this to her! its like saying “your too ugly to publish how you really look”

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    Susanna
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    Waaaooo….There’s a lot of overweight-depressed-jealous-sad-old-women-with-nothing-to-live-for-except-the-internet writing on this posts. You know what you should all do, DROP DOWN THE SNICKERS BAR YOU ARE PROBABLY HOLDING WHILE LOOKING AT THIS AND HIT THE GYM. You might look half as good as her in a few years……Ok I’m not gonna lie, you wont! BYE HATERS

    • Gen

      Oh God, another one who thinks she knows Jennifer Aniston! Listen to me Susanna, YOU DO NOT KNOW JENNIFER ANISTON, SHE DOES NOT KNOW YOU EXIST, SHE PROBABLY THINKS YOU ARE AN IDIOT TO WRITE WHAT YOU JUST DID BECAUSE SHE DOES NOT KNOW YOU, YOU ARE NOT HER FRIEND…ouf, sorry to burst your bubble darling!

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    jackie
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    She looks awesome in these photos, I don’t care about the teddy bear or not these are all around great shots. Gorgeous woman inside and out

  22. MINA

    THESE PICTURES DOESN’T LOOK LIKE JEN ANISTON. IT’S MORE PRETTY THAN HER 100 TIMES

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    jore
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    This looks like Magnun look of Zoolander

  24. MINA

    HAVE YOU SEE JENIFER ANISTON BARE FACE IS SO TERRIBLE LOOK LIKE SHE 50 YEAR OLD AND VERY UGLY

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    Heather
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    she looks just like another blonde actress with no individuality or character.

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    darla
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    she is trying to look like Pia Zadora, besides the normal photohopping, no way you could convince me she has not had jowl filler, lip plumping and botox, her face responds and changes in the same way my own does, I clearly recognize it in this new practice look, I do like the bangs on her. Remember she is quoted as saying ‘I don’t like botox, I tried it once’ well, I tried it once too, did not like the shot, but still go back and get it done again. Not liking and DOING are 2 different things. She cannot afford to age naturally in hollywood~only true actresses like Streep and Betty White can afford to do that.

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    Jenniet2002
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    i lurves it! esp the haircolor, obviously she’s photoshopped to hell and back, but who isn’t when doing a magazine shoot?

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    WhiteGoddess
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    She looks like JLo here, weird…

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    Krinkrot
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    She is so pretty i pooped

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    IFUREALLYKNEWHEIDI?
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    Oh and such glassy eyes for a girl who is not known for doing any drugs much!!!!

  31. Jennifer Aniston
    enter here
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