Jennifer Aniston Pretending She’s Pregnant To Shill Smartwater And Other News

- How Blake Lively wanted you to see her wedding ring without making it look like she did. [Lainey Gossip]

- Russian club girls and the men who love them. [theCHIVE]

- Clint Eastwood calls Romney campaign “dumb” for inviting him to speak at the RNC. [Dlisted]

- “Im not homophobic, but I hate faggots” and other gems from letting anyone have a Twitter account. [BuzzFeed]

- Here’s Kourtney Kardashian pretending she still has sex with Scott Disick. [TooFab]

- Arianny Celeste has a calendar. [Popoholic]

- In case you missed why Shaun White had a black eye yesterday. [IDLYITW]

- Selena Gomez’s friend with the huge breasts apparently has a name. [Hollywood Tuna]

- You’re goddamn right Arnold Schwarzenegger’s memoirs require a trailer. [FilmDrunk]

- Miley Cyrus apparently doesn’t like to leave Liam Hemsworth alone for five minutes. [Just Jared]

- Jamie-Lynn Sigler is getting the hang of Instagram. (This is going to a photo of her breasts.) [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Gwyneth Paltrow wants a third child to turn into an international serial killer. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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