Jennifer Aniston Pretending She’s Pregnant To Shill Smartwater And Other News

September 19th, 2012 // 11 Comments
Jennifer Aniston Pregnant
WATCH: The Jennifer Aniston Security Tapes

- How Blake Lively wanted you to see her wedding ring without making it look like she did. [Lainey Gossip]

- Russian club girls and the men who love them. [theCHIVE]

- Clint Eastwood calls Romney campaign “dumb” for inviting him to speak at the RNC. [Dlisted]

- “Im not homophobic, but I hate faggots” and other gems from letting anyone have a Twitter account. [BuzzFeed]

- Here’s Kourtney Kardashian pretending she still has sex with Scott Disick. [TooFab]

- Arianny Celeste has a calendar. [Popoholic]

- In case you missed why Shaun White had a black eye yesterday. [IDLYITW]

- Selena Gomez‘s friend with the huge breasts apparently has a name. [Hollywood Tuna]

- You’re goddamn right Arnold Schwarzenegger‘s memoirs require a trailer. [FilmDrunk]

- Miley Cyrus apparently doesn’t like to leave Liam Hemsworth alone for five minutes. [Just Jared]

- Jamie-Lynn Sigler is getting the hang of Instagram. (This is going to a photo of her breasts.) [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Gwyneth Paltrow wants a third child to turn into an international serial killer. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. AbRtFl

    Can she still get pregnant?

  2. Deacon Jones

    They should’ve booked her to speak at the GOP convention.

  3. achilles wrath

    That was ..creepy.

  4. FudgeSticks

    It would have been awsome if she was pregnant with a bomb that detonated at the end of the commercial. What would have been even greater is if she was pregnant with tar babies, the kind that stick to anything. I know they might seem a little racist, but in this case I believe it would be O.K.

  5. cc

    Re The Chive gallery…Russia is looking pretty good, but they can’t quite snatch the title away from Stockholm (seriously, you should see that shit before you die).

  6. coyote

    I Loved it, so much fun. Not to mention Creative.

  7. USDA Prime McBeef

    Ain’t shit smart bout that goddamn water.

  8. Pat C.

    “Im not homophobic, but I hate faggots”
    I suppose they mean they don’t have a fear of homosexuals, just hate and contempt. The counter-argument is that you wouldn’t hate them if you weren’t afraid of something about them – like maybe one of them will try to have sex with you.

  9. memmememe

    she really isn’t very attractive, is she?

  10. JuggNuttz

    I’m not Homophobic, but all faggots can suck my dick!

    wait….

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