Jennifer Aniston Just Put On Weight, A Likely Story…
Jennifer Aniston looked like this at the premiere of We Are The Millers (And stomach touching. Scientifically-proving stomach touching.), so naturally none of us should think she’s pregnant because that shit is “exhausting” her. Via NY Daily News:
“It does feel a bit like they’ve exhausted the question, and also the speculations. It’s all been pretty much exhausted,” she said about all the talk regarding a wedding with fiancé Justin Theroux. “Why not just wait until we actually get to have the fun of announcing something, who wants to play the guessing game, whether it be (a) family wedding, this, that, the other thing.”
“No, there’s nothing to be announced,” Aniston insisted and indicated that the form-fitting dress she wore to the “Millers” premiere, which exposed a tiny belly bump was “just a couple of pounds” and nothing more.
“It’s like, can’t I have a movie to promote by stuffing my face to look pregnant so people constantly write how I’m pregnant without them really thinking I’m pregnant. Is that too much to ask? It is? — TASTE HARD NIP.” *decapitates interviewer*