Yup, Jennifer Aniston Looks Pregnant, Alright, Totally Pregnant
Just to give you an idea of what a beat-ass week it’s been for celebrity gossip while America pretends to get its shit together (Spoiler Alert: It didn’t.), somebody dusted off the ol’ Jennifer Aniston is pregnant trick, which no one’s used for at least 10 years. I’m almost embarrassed to be writing this post and milking it for pageviews with photos of Jennifer Aniston clearly looking not pregnant, but like a nomad, I go where the SEO goes. Even if it’s “666 beyonce pussy pics,” which is an actual search term that has brought people to this site. It was quite the proud day, but not as proud as “Bum is look ugly in skirts then what underwear to wear in skirts.” That’s one you put on the mantle.