Jennifer Aniston Made Justin Theroux Shave His Beard
When she wasn’t talking about Brad Pitt again – that’s how you know she has a movie coming out – Jennifer Aniston apparently found time to make Justin Theroux shave his beard off because the first rule of Ice Vagina Club is don’t talk about Ice Vagina Club. (Rule #2: No facial hair.) Granted, he could’ve done it of his own free will to look admittedly handsome – I didn’t mean nothin’ by it, Jon Hamm! – keep in mind this is a woman who dumped John Mayer for using Twitter (Note the clean-shaven face), so she’s clearly a fan of the short leash. Which, in her defense, is understandable considering a tattooed harpie snatched her last husband up with her child-grabbers. Although rigging explosives to Justin’s testicles that go off if he even glances at a Vietnamese kid is a little extreme. There’s gotta be a line.