Jennifer Aniston is Mad at Chelsea Handler

December 8th, 2010 // 93 Comments

Ever wondered what it’d be like to see Jim Henson get mad at Kermit the Frog? (It’ll hit you.) Here’s your chance. Via Popeater:

“Jen has gone out of her way to keep her private feelings about that woman who stole her husband private and has always asked her friends to do the same,” an insider tells me. “She is furious with Chelsea for bringing the whole situation back to life again and landing her on the cover of a weekly magazine tomorrow with a Brad headline.”
Sources tell me Jen hasn’t felt this betrayed since John Mayer held a “press conference” to announce he was breaking up with her. Yeah, that was pretty bad.
The notoriously private actress has kept her inner circle close. Two of the newer additions to that exclusive club — John and Chelsea — have both gone and blown it.

Of course, all this might be believable if Jennifer Aniston‘s career hasn’t entirely run off the fumes of her divorce for the past five years. Which is why I find it hard to swallow that she reacted to Chelsea Handler calling Angelina a “fucking cunt” with anything but a deep laughter that brought blizzard conditions to the city of Los Angeles. If it weren’t for hipsters and their ironic love of flannel, the whole town would’ve froze. It was a goddamn miracle.

Photos: Splash News


  1. Jennifer Aniston
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    She so charmless. That why all of her men gone for good

  2. Jennifer Aniston
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    Jen lie. I think she get extreme happy about Chelsea insulted Jolie to revenged for her. Jen pretend to get mad. She is a big liar. Nose jobs 3 times but still lie is correct something, breathing proble etc….Big lie bitch….

  3. Jennifer Aniston
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    All that money and still all nose and wrinkles….
    dude, she is ugly. she was ugly when she was younger.
    She has a jaw like a pelican–all that surgery didn’t make her less of a nose either.
    The real ‘before’ pics have somehow disappeared since she started sitting on that brokeback dude again

  4. jesusmaryjoseph

    OK, you said:

    “Of course, all this might be believable if Jennifer Aniston’s career hasn’t entirely run off the fumes of her divorce for the past five years”

    Dues/Dudette/whatever, you are so gay. Who give a crap about her divorce, she has the nipples..

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