Jennifer Aniston is Mad at Chelsea Handler

Ever wondered what it’d be like to see Jim Henson get mad at Kermit the Frog? (It’ll hit you.) Here’s your chance. Via Popeater:

“Jen has gone out of her way to keep her private feelings about that woman who stole her husband private and has always asked her friends to do the same,” an insider tells me. “She is furious with Chelsea for bringing the whole situation back to life again and landing her on the cover of a weekly magazine tomorrow with a Brad headline.”
Sources tell me Jen hasn’t felt this betrayed since John Mayer held a “press conference” to announce he was breaking up with her. Yeah, that was pretty bad.
The notoriously private actress has kept her inner circle close. Two of the newer additions to that exclusive club — John and Chelsea — have both gone and blown it.

Of course, all this might be believable if Jennifer Aniston’s career hasn’t entirely run off the fumes of her divorce for the past five years. Which is why I find it hard to swallow that she reacted to Chelsea Handler calling Angelina a “fucking cunt” with anything but a deep laughter that brought blizzard conditions to the city of Los Angeles. If it weren’t for hipsters and their ironic love of flannel, the whole town would’ve froze. It was a goddamn miracle.

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