Jennifer Aniston is Mad at Chelsea Handler

December 8th, 2010 // 93 Comments

Ever wondered what it’d be like to see Jim Henson get mad at Kermit the Frog? (It’ll hit you.) Here’s your chance. Via Popeater:

“Jen has gone out of her way to keep her private feelings about that woman who stole her husband private and has always asked her friends to do the same,” an insider tells me. “She is furious with Chelsea for bringing the whole situation back to life again and landing her on the cover of a weekly magazine tomorrow with a Brad headline.”
Sources tell me Jen hasn’t felt this betrayed since John Mayer held a “press conference” to announce he was breaking up with her. Yeah, that was pretty bad.
The notoriously private actress has kept her inner circle close. Two of the newer additions to that exclusive club — John and Chelsea — have both gone and blown it.

Of course, all this might be believable if Jennifer Aniston‘s career hasn’t entirely run off the fumes of her divorce for the past five years. Which is why I find it hard to swallow that she reacted to Chelsea Handler calling Angelina a “fucking cunt” with anything but a deep laughter that brought blizzard conditions to the city of Los Angeles. If it weren’t for hipsters and their ironic love of flannel, the whole town would’ve froze. It was a goddamn miracle.

Photos: Splash News


  1. Captain Interception

    Yada Yada Yada

  2. McFeely Smackup

    Someone else calls Angelina a “fucking cunt” and Jen gets to act outraged about it, it’s a win win for her. Chelsea is a truly good friend.

  3. sarah

    I never realized that when people say ‘keep making that face and you’ll stay like that’ they mean wrinkles – until I started getting them myself.

    Girl, stop working your forehead like that! Botox can only do so much, and you don’t want to be another Nicole Kidman. Relax the face, relax the face

  4. LS

    Does Aniston have any movies coming out soon? That seems to be when the 5 year old triangle seems to make it back into the tabloids.

    • GravyLeg

      Would we watch them anyway??

    • Sugar

      No but Angelina does (The Tourist) These are always the times when Aniston publicity goes into overdrive. Bikini pics last week, controversial comments this week, next week she’ll be linked with a new “boyfriend.” So transparent.

      • Joe Blow

        Yup. This is so contrived. Jen’s biggest role is perpetual victim.

      • Squishy

        So tired of her overexposure!!!!!! So tired of the press feeding on her imagined obsession with Brad….seriously, as if she hasn’t gotten over it already!!! ~puke~

  5. Jennifer Aniston
    Commented on this photo:

    I am so sad that this is happening… to chelsea! Jen i get it your personal life is blowing up but the truth is no one cares about the whole brad and jen story anymore so what is the big deal. I am 11 i have heard that story since i was 7 i can take 4 years of that and even more but i havent cared since day one so ya!

  6. Jennifer Aniston
    shaRp Magazine
    Commented on this photo:

    I understand the whole concept of this fight but Jen is just taking this too seriously.

  7. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    I believe it. It’s humiliating for her that people keep dragging her name into shit like this. It would be to any woman.

  8. slapkatyperry

    CAPTION these pictures; the first picture: I’m gonna fuckn kill you bitch!

  9. Eric

    Aniston has those atomic nipples, though.

  10. jojo

    She is such a terrible actress I don’t even believe she is talking to anyone on the phone here.

  11. abe vigoda's eyebrows

    She made Jen look bad by doing that. I’d be pissed at Chelsea too.

    I will never, ever understand the “pity” for Aniston. I think she has an awesome life.

    • Kerri

      me too! she’s beautiful, seems like a genuine nice person, has a killer body, dates gorgeous guys and has more money than most of us will ever see in our lifetime. i don’t get why people give her a hard time. any one of you guys would kill for her. and if you say no you wouldn’t…BULL. SH*T.

  12. burton

    Angelina is kinda ugly without all her makeup, and jen looks like healthy 40 something without her makeup…hahaha the jokes on brad. at least if or when jen has kids they wont look liek they have downs.

  13. FruitLoop

    Christ. Angie stole this, Brad was seduced, Jen is just a innocent sweetheart bullshit. People breakup and get divorced all the damn time. They seem like they wanted different things. It’s as simple as that.

    -Brad wanted a pile of kids, Jennifer maybe wasn’t keen on that idea

    -Brad wanted to be one of these Hollywood activist types, Jen liked hanging out at the pool

    -Brad wanted a chick who was a freak in the sack, maybe Jen figured she was hot enough to just lie back and get plowed

    Is this what Jennifer wants? To be forever defined as a chick that was dumped by Brad Pitt?

    • Mel Gibson's Shrink

      Actually, I am pretty sure Angelina Joile is the type that just lays there like a log. Bitch is stone-cold.

      • That’s what Billy Bob said too, that fucking Jolie = fucking the couch.

        Also: I can’t believe this whole foursome (Aniston, Jolie, Pitt and Jolie’s ego) still isn’t defunct. It’s only been like six years or so. But for the record (see, I can’t help myself..) : Aniston was pregnant by Pitt at one time and lost the baby. Jolie must know about this.

      • rei

        please stop with the ridiculous tabloid lies. how could jen possibly get pregnant when brad was always away and jen was constantly smoking cigs and pot, drinking ‘ritas and being all up in courtney cox’s grill?

      • Jon

        Both of you read way too much gossip crap.

      • @ Rei: well to be fair, neither of us is (presumably) Aniston’s gynaecologist so the set-in-stone kind of truth will elude us forever. You made her sound a lot more fun (pot, margarita’s, good stuff) than she’s usually made out to be though.

        @ Jon: agreed. Now what kind of website are we on again right now? :P

  14. Upskrt Celebs

    I would like Jen Aniston to sit on my face, but not fart.

  15. slapkatyperry

    pic 7 & 8 i want to nibble on her ear lobes, Jen’s looking sexy as ever

  16. Jennifer Aniston
    Mel Gibson's Shrink
    Commented on this photo:

    Honey, you need some bangs to cover up those nasty wrinkles on your forhead

  17. looks like Jen has another sockpuppet somewhere the sun don’t shine.

  18. Harriscandoit

    How is her carrier surviving off her divorce of Brad pitt? Last count over the last 5 years she has had what 4 movies go over 100 mill domestically let alone world wide, plus she does not get confused with being a walking skeleton.

    • by crying over Brad. it gets her attention for the producers to use her in movies.
      also it doesn’t help Angelina either in playing the “cunt”.

      • your kidding right?? last i checked jen has always taken the higher road always kept quiet regarding brad-not-so-hot-anymore pitt. CHELSEA is the one who ran her mouth; not jen people. whats wrong with all of you??

  19. Jennifer Aniston
    Yoda Mann
    Commented on this photo:

    Well that series of pictures showed more acting range than Jen has ever displayed onscreen.

    Alert the Academy!

  20. rican

    She’s thinking “UUFF, what just crawled up my ass?!?!”

  21. edez

    Look at that crease in her forehead, WAY too much tanning.

  22. jt

    notoriously private? i know everything little thing about this actress. i know her relationships. her dog. her yoga routine. her nipple routine (i’m vamping, stay with me). her vacation spots. her menstrual cycles. she’s a fucking billboard.

  23. Jennifer Aniston
    Commented on this photo:

    First! BTW, she kind of looks a bit old. :/

  24. Ash Bones

    Can’t celebs just retire with the $millions they made and be happy??

  25. cc

    Is it weird that I find Jennifer sexy, even though she’s a dead ringer for my sister?

  26. Someday she’ll find it – the rainbow connection…

  27. wim


  28. sarare

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  29. sarare

    so what?

  30. Averre

    Kinda hard to feel sorry for a princess.

  31. JW

    Still sitting around the pool talking about how Brad/Angelina and their kids after 6 damn years is pathetic as hell. I believe Jen was talking about Brad because why else would Chelsea shoot straight to her act talking about it to the public.
    Jen is sick and need a mental evaluation. I see why guys are running away from that chick fast as lighten. Fucking 41 and all she do is crap about an ex.

    • Then Jennifer Aniston wonders why a man won’t settle down with her. She’s as boring as vanilla ice cream AND the second a man comes near her she either spews off about how Branjelina screwed her or she gets her pre-owned engagement ring out aned scares the crap out of the poor guy.

    • lisa

      umm.lets not forget here for everyones whos dogging jen- SHE hasnt said anything- shes taken the higher road- CHELSEA is the one who ran her mouth- hello?? do you people read before you post??

  32. carol

    Thanks Chelsea for letting us know Jennifer Aniston is one crazy ass loonie bird. I will not let an ex control my mind that long. All they money in the world don’t do this crazy bitch any good.

  33. anonymous

    jennifer aniston thinks EVERYTHING is always about her.

    baja mexico just had and earthquake and jennifer’s pissed off at mexico because it might be perceived she caused it when she was there last weekend.

  34. Joe Blow

    Gimme a break. Jen’s biggest fear is the day nobody cares about her anymore. She is more famous for this break-up than she is for any work she’s actually done. The woman is clinging to fame.

    She looks darn good tho.

    • Kerri

      she’s more famous for being rachel you door knob.

      • anon

        not really. Joe Blow is right.

        jennifer aniston might be rich because of FRIENDS but at the moment she more famous for being dumped and constantly single than her acting.

        can u name her last film without looking googling it? don’t worry neither can the rest of us

  35. Joe Blow

    This is so contrived. Jen should be given the Oscar for her role as perpetual victim.

  36. Jennifer Aniston
    Commented on this photo:

    Yikes. Poor Jen.

  37. Jennifer Aniston
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    she gave me that look when I slipped it in her cornhole.

  38. Kerri

    well i love her so stick it : )

  39. Jennifer Aniston
    Tommy Lee's Cock
    Commented on this photo:

    Jen and Brad still belong together.

  40. I really don’t seen the hatred for Jennifer Aniston. Or Angelina as much. Brad is the real douche here. Brad. Then Angelina. But Jen, come on….what’s with all the hate? I haven’t seen a single public thing she’s done that warrants it.

  41. Harriscandoit

    Ok my last comment on defending Jen Aniston. Its pretty much common knowledge that Angelina not only seduced a married and happy man but got mutual friends to spread bull shit about her to Mr Pitt. Not only that but it is obvious they had a real connection since they still phone and text each other as well as get caught having secret hook ups (not sexual just to hang). It is confirmed by pretty much everybody with the exception of her brother cannot stand to be around her. I personally have never met her however I know a cocky psychotic psycho bitch when I see one and Angelina face would be next to the term. It completely makes me sick to see a marriage get broken up by anybody. Brad Pitt is not an innocent either but he was still very manipulated. His decision though is odd though. Yes Jen Aniston is older but quite frankly Angelina right now looks a hell of a lot older and she is going to get worse.

    • I have to agree with you: Jolie still looks beautiful, but only with the help of botox/fillers/restylane etc. This is her real face, at 35:

      • cocox

        Jolie didn’t use botox. Jenifer Aniston is a queen of botox and collagen. She is plastic from head to toes

    • Obviously happy? What person do you know how leaves their spouse that they are happy with to be with someone else, start a family with said person and be with them several more years more than they were with the person they left. Since it seems you know Mr. Pitt so well and what happened and if they had a real connection couldn’t he have just went back to her and leave Angelina just as he left Jennifer.
      You’re delusional if you believe that someone would stay in a marriage that they are not happy in and if you think someone came in their and just broke it up you’re absolutely crazy, he was looking for a way out and Angie was his golden ticket. People just want to have that holier than thou attitude and say divorcing is wrong and and call Angelina a home wrecker and ugly and a psychotic bitch. I mean doesn’t that make Jennifer Aniston look even worse that she got left for that? No matter how much it eats you up inside Brad left Jen not to mention 6 years ago……. get the fuck over it….

    • Squishy

      Well, I had a heart-to-heart with Jen the other night and she seemed ok with everything! I think this might simply be a rumor spreading about and maybe you shouldn’t worry about it so much! She said that they really don’t have that much of a connection anymore (phone, texting, hang outs) and that she has moved on with her life, so really isn’t that concerned with any marriage or age issues. Frankly, she said that maybe you should get over her and move on with your obsession with her life!! Not me saying that…pure Jen!!

    • pam

      Jolie didn’t get botox. Jen did. Angie didn’t get facelifted. Jen did.. No wonder why Jen look young but fake young he he he

  42. Angelina Jolie is a bitch who stole Jennifer Anistons man. FIVE FUCKING YEARS AGO!!! Yeah, it was Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston was way out of her league, but for fuck sakes nothing say PSYCHO quite like having a continuous hate on for your ex and the woman he fucked while you were together after 5 years have past.

    Sheesh, the Jews forgave Germany for the Holocaust for crying out loud, you would think Jennifer would finally move on!!! Aniston hanging out with Handler is proof enough to me that she’s a bad judge of character btw.

    • Imate 12236969

      Yeah but us Polocks haven’t forgiven the fucking Nazis.

      • Squishy

        You can’t steal anything that wasn’t offering itself! OBVIOUSLY there was something mutual going on…besides, have you really convinced yourself that ANYONE has forgiven the Nazis!! What an f’in ignorant comment to make!!

    • kimberly

      Hey, dumbass. No one can’t steal anyone. He is not the object. He is human being. Use your brain before write some words if you don’t want people call you are stuppid

  43. vesp

    It’s been like, what? 5 or 6 years, and 3 kids! that bitch just won’t stop crying about it…
    Waht pisses me off is that nobody talks about Brad’s side of the story, it’s not like he’s got fucking down’s syndrome and can’t decide for himself, he left because he didn’t love her anymore, simple as that

  44. smiley

    Oh please, Jen’s mad at her friend for saying such terrible things about Angie?? GMAFB! Love how they word it to say Jen’s always kept her feelings about “that woman” private. That’s pretty revealing in itself, pretty “uncool” there Jen. Does anyone think about the kids here? The fact that they’re hearing and possibly reading about someone calling their Mom the C word?? I guaranfuckentee this whole thing was plotted and contrived on the Mexico trip. Okay Chelsea, you rip that c*nt a new one, I’ll pretend to be “mad” and just think of all the publicity we’ll get out of this! I think Angie and Brad shoudl squash them both.

  45. Squishy

    BAHAHAHAHA Great pic!!! BAHAHAHAHAHA Never found her that attractive!!

  46. Jennifer Aniston
    Dorian Gray
    Commented on this photo:

    This is the kind of zombie, mind-controlled look I imagine Katie Cruise has when at home with Tom.

  47. Jina

    Jenifer Aniston is lie. She is the one used Chelsea to revenged Jolie. God know who is liar?

  48. dell

    Jen is so trick and jealousy. Almost 6 years but she can’t move on. Ugly inside and out..No wonder no guys want her

  49. BOB


  50. Jennifer Aniston
    Commented on this photo:

    She look old with blonde hair

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