Jennifer Aniston in Leather and Other News

July 21st, 2011 // 60 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Marilyn Monroe porno is a fake, says pervert who collects her clothing. [Huffington Post]

- If Britney Spears can get sued for farting, somebody better ship a crate of Beano to Jessica Simpson. [Dlisted]

- Ryan Gosling bangs his costars and lets the world know about it on the red carpet. [Lainey Gossip]

- This is why European television will always be better than American. [Hollywood Tuna]

- And to finesse that point, here’s Jeff Foxworthy. [Videogum]

- Sometimes a second honeymoon is the way to rekindle romance in a marriage. Well, that or fucking in your minivan on the way to Wal-Mart. [DrunkenStepfather:NSFW]

- Who’s going to be the saddest now that Entourage is over you ask? [theCHIVE]

- Leonardo DiCaprio‘s mom swatted this away from her son’s wee-wee, too. [Popoholic]

- Katy Perry‘s breasts still popular amongst adolescents with cell phone access. [TooFab]

- James Franco sold someone air for $10,000. [FilmDrunk]

- Eva Mendes wears this to go grocery shopping. [Just Jared]

- Maryeve Dufault used to be one of Barker’s Beauties. Now she’s in a bikini. [Maxim]

- And Christine Tiegen apparently forgot how to wear a bikini. [Celebslam]

- Top 20 Responses To: “Before The Internet, Life Was_______.” [BuzzFeed]

- The 20 Naughtiest Cheerleaders Ever [Bleacher Report]

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  1. Weirdo

    I think the smell of leather mixed with the smell of Jen’s hot pussy would surely be intoxicating!

  2. Vivian

    um, before I start picturing the guys getting hard over her…does anyone find her hot here? I can’t decide…

    • i’d do her but only cos i’m a horny prick, she’s average at best. it’s women and gays who seem to love her, not a lot of straight dudes i know ever said her name once

      • Peanutty

        Not true. Plus you are an admitted Brangeloon. And a male. How embarrassing!

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      • Dan

        Average at best? Isn’t a two thirds of the US overweight or obese? That means average is at least a chubby girl. Being height/weight proportionate makes you automatically better looking than average IMHO.

    • That Bastard Tony

      Jen does a great job at looking hot (particularly over the last 6 years), but most of us males know that sex with her would probably be average at best. Some women have an aura about them that says you may have to sign a waiver to ride this, but Jen never has had that about her. It reminds me of Mariah Carey when she was dressing real seductively before she started messing with Nick Cannon. We all knew it was false advertising.

    • Ben Dover

      Dude she is timeless and will ALWAYZ be hot

  3. btreese

    Visually…she is much hotter than Angelina….but there must be something about her that make men scurry. Raging bitch syndrome maybe??

    • catapostrophe

      It’s probably due to the fact that they don’t want to pretend to be romantically involved with a lesbian after their contracts with her PR people expire.

  4. Anon

    Something about her is so disgusting to me. I can’t quite place it. Perhaps it’s that nice mix of desperation, whining, shitty resume, and all around hypocrite (home-wrecker). Yeah, that’s probably it. Also trying to be 23 again when she’s 70.

    • catapostrophe

      I think the inordinately intense shame she feels about her own sexuality is more pitiful than her vanilla attempts to look “hot” in pictures every other week.

      I’m guessing she’s just waiting for all her romantic comedy offers to dry up due to her age before she comes out of her blatantly obvious closet.

      What a pitiful, greedy, self-centered existence. And how disgusting and absurd that there’s a virtual industry built around promoting her latest looks and romances.

    • hotpussy

      LMAO!

  5. Jennifer Aniston Leather Minidress
    Commented on this photo:

    I was having an affair with a woman who looks almost exactly like this on my ex-wife. I don’t regret it.

    • barbosa

      your blatant comment which includes deception, reckless disregard for your wife’s safety, failure to conform to the social norm of monogamy and egregious lack of remorse are all characteristics of someone with anti-social personality disorder. You should get your head checked out.

  6. dani

    Ryan Gosling Fish, we need moar of that.

  7. Jennifer Aniston Leather Minidress
    erika
    Commented on this photo:

    she´s got old lady feet

    gross

  8. Venom

    Now this is more like it, cougarlicious.

  9. It’s going to take a much tighter leather dress than that to look like Angelina and win your man back. Also, a chinese menu tattooed on your ribcage and several third-world children would heip.

  10. Any Guy

    its pretty wild, I used to LOVE her when she was nobody (leprechaun movie, that tv show ‘the edge’) when she had long brown hair. when she became the ‘friends’ character I couldn’t STAND her. now that she popped up in that movie as a brunette again in lingerie, I was totally hot for her again. now that I see her in this pic, she’s ‘meh’ at best. and yeah, the fact that she hates AJ for ‘homewrecking’ and then she steals some dude from his longtime girlfriend – she’s a fuckin’ ass. would I still fuck her? hell to the yes.

  11. My Left Nut

    Wait until today’s 20-something’s get to be her age. They’ll all look like Linda Hogan and be as pleasant. Jen looks hot, for any age, and she should be commended for it.

  12. Frank Burns

    She’s standing there wondering if she should make another romantic comedy, or a comedy with romantic undertones, or a romance with comedic undertones. Then she rubs her hands together evilly and smirks inwardly, “any way I go, I get paid”. Muhahahaha!

  13. There was a time when this would have been awesome. Bill Clinton was President then, and America was enjoying the middle of Space Shuttle program . . .

    • –and everyone i know had jobs

      • I have and you don't

        Typical godless liberals. You got us into this mess. All your fault. Makes me sick that a man like me took over the reigns of his father’s business, travelled a year, went to college for a couple years but dropped out because I found academics boring, and have invested well. Very well.
        I have children that will all go to college after I let them see the world like I did. I just hope they don’t end up seeing poor and sore losers like you guys.

      • TomFrank

        Um…I *think* this is sarcasm…

      • catapostrophe

        I’m not sure what is that.

  14. crabby old guy

    You know, the only time I found her remotely interesting in a film was when she was being assaulted in “Derailed”. Maybe that’s more a commentary on me than her skills as an actress (which are virtually non-existent).

    • watson

      Nah, I think shes pretty plain. I think her best movie if we are talking skill is The Good Girl. thats the only one I got.
      As a kid, I didnt even bother to watch Friends. Didnt the characters just sleep with each other and around?
      I never understood the hype about her. She is not that pretty. Sure, cute when younger but hot? Oh okay. What is she, 42? Well, I can think of older women who look “hotter” if we are going by that: Sofia Vergara is 39, Charlize Theron (35), Rhona Mitra (34), Kylie Minogue, the australian sexpot (43), and of course Monica Bellucci who looks damn good for 46.
      But to each his own I guess.

  15. Natalie Portman wore it better in “Garden State”.

  16. TomFrank

    “Namaste,” Jennifer said to her Indian hosts, while wearing the hide of a sacred cow.

  17. TomFrank

    I’ll bet the “Marilyn Monroe porno” turns out to be Madonna from the “Justify My Love” video. You know…just like the last time.

  18. kfj

    I am not getting the pictures that accompany the stories on my android anymore. Anyone know why?

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    barbosa
    Commented on this photo:

    Attempting to dress like angelina jolie in an attempt to ‘out do’ her will never satisfy your apparent need to cure your feelings of worthlessness from the divorce.

  20. Jennifer Aniston Leather Minidress
    sooooooosuperficial
    Commented on this photo:

    Thin skin tight vinyl is always a better choice over heavy leather in order to avoid pancake syndrome. Unless you have massive implants, of course.

  21. Governor Scott Walker

    Jen is slammin All u saying she’s nothing special should spend a few seconds remembering the 1 skank drunk enuff to let u see her chichis

    • Anon

      >implying people who aren’t attracted to the people you are attracted to are virgins and/or losers
      >implying we give a fuckles

  22. cc

    I am wearing black leather = throw me over the table and spank me like a french whore.

  23. Jennifer Aniston Leather Minidress
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    You can make out her nipples through leather? Goddamn, those things must be made of steel.

  24. KOOOL GUY!&4TH,OF,JULY!;

    she loooks like kissy kissyyyyyyyyyyy!

  25. Jennifer Aniston Leather Minidress
    deeznutz
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s official: Jennifer Aniston is now openly a ‘Leather Mommy’. :)

  26. puddleduck

    She’s forty something trying to act like a cutesy twenty something in these pix. Really just pathetic and desperate.

  27. gigi

    body’s still awesome, but….. meh…

  28. AC

    At this age, isn’t “Jennifer Aniston in Leather” redundant?

  29. Ava

    How Anjelina Jolie of her, to wear a black, short, leather dress…

  30. bing

    Jennifer : please stop attending those nonsensical events. Get yourself a stud, get pregnant and return. Then we will be able to call you a MILF. Otherwise you’ll only become an old girl.

  31. Always say cunt

    Erm. Anyone who says they wouldn’t do her is penisless.

  32. John

    These Hollywood women are worthless in bed that’s why men like Mark Anthony and a bunch of other look for other women to screw. When this Justin guy has had his fill of publicity with this cow he to will move on.

  33. Jennifer Aniston Leather Minidress
    geno
    Commented on this photo:

    jennifer aniston i love you alot and now you are doing it with someone else, i will tell you this ok im going to kill myself just for you because you let me down!!

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