Wait. Is that the birth control patch? I’m gonna allow this.
Jennifer Aniston received the Decade of Hotness Award at The Spike Guys Choice Awards Saturday night and showed her appreciation by entirely skipping the red carpet and only appearing for the few minutes it took to pretend she gives a shit. Granted, I have no idea what she said because the show doesn’t air until Friday, so let’s just assume she made what she thought was a clever jab at Angelina Jolie. I’m thinking something like, “Hey, maybe I should get a tattoo of this, or are those only cool if they’re of stolen children?” That or she just stood there while her nipples got hard on command. It’s a coin toss.
Photo: Getty
dude! | June 6, 2011 at 11:15 am
She has my vote.
Hell o | June 6, 2011 at 1:18 pm
not me, she is a moron with her dyed fake looking hair in her eyes. jennifer, you are not young and hot anymore. you are grandmaw age now dear.
Clarence Beeks | June 6, 2011 at 1:37 pm
grandma age? only if you are from the Backwoods and started having kids at 16 honey.
Clarence Beeks | June 7, 2011 at 11:31 am
Jake, are you 14? Then I can understand you thinking 42 is old.
Jake | June 6, 2011 at 2:36 pm
Her boobs are getting very loose and saggy. OLD.
DO NOT WANT OLD.
Gordon | June 6, 2011 at 11:16 am
Still got it
dude! | June 6, 2011 at 2:48 pm
Yes, Gordon, and Clarence Beeks. You guys have taste. We all get old. She is getting older too. She does it with class, imo.
The other negative comments are probably kids on their mom’s computer in the basement.
By the way to, the rest of you biotches. . . .I was FIRST! heh, heh, heh!
dudeatdudedotdude | June 6, 2011 at 11:17 am
go to the first page on lazygirls, and you can find at least 30 women who’ve been hot for the last 15 years who are hotter than this friggid cunt, no offense
Jovy | June 7, 2011 at 1:37 am
Thank you, seriously she looks like a fucking man.
tony | June 6, 2011 at 11:23 am
They should give this award to her plastic surgeon and the inventors of Photoshop.
It had to be said | June 6, 2011 at 11:24 am
Well, at least she looks like she just got out of bed . . .
MarkM | June 6, 2011 at 12:40 pm
I was thinking the same thing! It’s great if she looks like that after a night of allowing me to have sex with her (Please God, Please!!!), but if you’re going to be at an awards show, it might not hurt to use a brush.
nooooooooooo | June 6, 2011 at 11:24 am
You can actually see the crazy emanating from her in the picture. As she peers into the audience going “BRAD? BRAD?”
The Lord Almighty | June 6, 2011 at 11:48 am
He’s actually in the audience, that’s why she looks confused. He’s saying “I made a mistake, I married a plastic surgery failure that looks like an alien and compulsively adopts foreign kids…. save meeeeeeee”
KV | June 6, 2011 at 1:01 pm
Yeah… he’s crying for help. That’s why he had 3 biological children with her and adopted all the others. That’s why he’s been with her for the last 6 years. Yeah… a real cry for help.
Richard McBeef | June 6, 2011 at 11:39 am
looks a little meg ryan-ish under that hair.
mark | June 6, 2011 at 11:59 am
shes hotter than skinny and hard faced looking angelina by farrrrr…
jim eh | June 6, 2011 at 12:06 pm
I don’t see it, why does anyone find this cunt pretty?
Parker | June 6, 2011 at 12:30 pm
Men find her pretty cause they’re not gay like you.
The Lord Almighty | June 6, 2011 at 12:49 pm
Jim Eh wasn’t talking about JA he was talking about all vaginas because he is gay.
horny pig | June 6, 2011 at 12:23 pm
Throwing a dog a bone, but wouldn’t mind giving her my bone.
Venom | June 6, 2011 at 1:28 pm
She is still hot.
Clarence Beeks | June 6, 2011 at 1:39 pm
while beauty is PERSONAL taste (STOP calling people gay because they don’t agree with your definition of beauty), I don’t understand how people cannot find this woman pretty.
And though I don’t understand, I won’t argue with people about it. because it is OPINION.
Derek | June 6, 2011 at 2:00 pm
OK, I have to admit that she is not so bad looking…especially in this pic, HOWEVER, the reason I find her unattractive is all the god awful movies she has been in for the past decade…
bing | June 6, 2011 at 3:58 pm
Hot but shallow.
Dreg | June 6, 2011 at 4:13 pm
Okay, so I get that the MTV Movie Awards and Spike Awards just happened, but when does the real award season begin? When are the Who Gives a Shit Awards?
tlmck | June 6, 2011 at 6:18 pm
I wish she would have kept the dark hair from her current movie. Way hotter than the blond.
Dale | June 6, 2011 at 6:19 pm
Aniston looks like she just fucked one of the producers of the awards show in order to receive a crap trophy and get on camera.
Why is it that there are fucking awards shows for shitty actors every week? They sure love to pat themselves on the back for being nothing but a bunch of whiny primadonnas and incompetent douches who could never make it in life doing anything but memorizing words someone else wrote and reciting them 50 times to get it right on camera.
Artofwar | June 6, 2011 at 7:26 pm
…It’s amazing the way that—freshly f#cked, I haven’t even found time to wash-out the semen that is currently oozing down the inside of my thighs–look, can bring out the sexy in any woman…..Artofwar
the captain | June 7, 2011 at 1:22 am
………………….W H O??
Always say cunt | June 7, 2011 at 2:55 am
Hot for any woman of any age.
Not only that, but she hasn’t completely ruined her cunt by squeezing humans out of it.
I want fuck it.
Veronica | June 7, 2011 at 6:36 am
Birth control patch. Heee! I don’t know why anyone criticizes. A face like that shouldn’t breed.
cc | June 7, 2011 at 3:33 pm
She’s still got he old alternate reality wedding band on I see. Isn’t there a book about that called ‘Letting Go’?
Doug | June 7, 2011 at 10:06 pm
She’s a Hack, all her movies are failures. She’s not HOT…more like cute. An Executive at SPIKE must have banged her for her to get this award