BREAKING: Jennifer Aniston Has Cleavage

You might think this job is all glitz and glamour and sex with promiscuous women all while floating on a sea of lethargy, but that’s only most of it. 100% if I had to put a number on it. The other part is having days like today where absolutely nothing is going on so everyone has to pretend Jennifer Aniston’s amazing breasts are big news. So here they are making dudes completely lose their train of thought as they begin contemplating unspeakable acts they’d perform just to touch one naked which has never happened before in the history of mankind. It’s a scientific breakthrough.

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