You might think this job is all glitz and glamour and sex with promiscuous women all while floating on a sea of lethargy, but that’s only most of it. 100% if I had to put a number on it. The other part is having days like today where absolutely nothing is going on so everyone has to pretend Jennifer Aniston‘s amazing breasts are big news. So here they are making dudes completely lose their train of thought as they begin contemplating unspeakable acts they’d perform just to touch one naked which has never happened before in the history of mankind. It’s a scientific breakthrough.
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Stand in front of your computer with your pants down while looking at this pic, it’s a hoot!
I do that with every pic
*nod* Meryl Streep really does look like an owl.
I used to have a crush on her when I was at school and still do. I’ve gotten older but she’s stayed the same!
Ditto! Although I was a recent college graduate when she hit the scene.
Pretty sure her boobs have gotten bigger – are you sure shes not the one whos pregnant??
Yeah, what gives Fish? Is she pregnant or not?
Pregnant ? How could that even be possible ?? Sorry, I just don’t like her. Her needy Rachel role on Friends always annoyed me, so I actually haven’t liked her since ever.
That’s right, ladies. I’m a grower.
Why did they not serve potatoe salad at this event? Oh, and she’s amazing for being post menopausal trust me I should know
After further analysis using the “zoom” function, I believe it’s a case of a tight top, lighting and weird angles that make them look “fuller”.
Hey look, their boobs are at the same level!
Mid life boob job..for sure.
Would motorboat.
The will never be a husband touching that cleavage either.
“Oh, before I forget, Warren asked me to bring you over to his table. Or was it his hotel room? Whatever, we’ll figure it out.”
Rihanna is looking rough
She has a great body. But that angular, masculine face…
It’s just like when Madonna kissed Britney.
i’d love to wear this woman’s colon as a mouthguard!
Whoa! Where the fuck did them twins come from!
lookin like a MILF
She’s not a mom. The correct term is cougar.
And Pitt drops this for the skank he’s with now…
would imagine
“Why, I’d give up one of my Oscars to touch those!”
If I had $1 for every time I’ve fapped to Jen over the years, I’d probably have enough cash to get her to let me drill her butthole.
time finally caught up with her but still, she had a nearly 2 decade run of being hot. congrats!
I bet Jennifer loves some good old-fashioned anal. She just gives off that vibe that she’d be great in bed.
Will this overrated, untalented self-centered publicity hound just go away already? She’s gone from uninteresting to just plain boring. Like, who gives a ……
WTF was Brad Pitt thinking? I would wreck that still.
Jen is incredible…a goddess!
Invisible penis
i THINK jENNIFER aNISTON IS UGLY.sHE LOOKS JUST LIKE A GUY IN THE FACE. hOMELY WOMAN.hOW DID SHE BECOME A STAR?sHE KNEW SOMEONE IN THE BUSINESS
She looks amazing. I hope she never gets any serious plastic surgery.