BREAKING: Jennifer Aniston Has Cleavage

June 8th, 2012 // 35 Comments
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You might think this job is all glitz and glamour and sex with promiscuous women all while floating on a sea of lethargy, but that’s only most of it. 100% if I had to put a number on it. The other part is having days like today where absolutely nothing is going on so everyone has to pretend Jennifer Aniston‘s amazing breasts are big news. So here they are making dudes completely lose their train of thought as they begin contemplating unspeakable acts they’d perform just to touch one naked which has never happened before in the history of mankind. It’s a scientific breakthrough.

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  1. Jennifer Aniston Cleavage Meryl Streep AFI Award Honoring Shirley MacLaine
    Ruckus
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    Stand in front of your computer with your pants down while looking at this pic, it’s a hoot!

  2. achilles wrath

    I used to have a crush on her when I was at school and still do. I’ve gotten older but she’s stayed the same!

  3. Jennifer Aniston Cleavage AFI Award Honoring Shirley MacLaine
    cam
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    Pretty sure her boobs have gotten bigger – are you sure shes not the one whos pregnant??

  4. Jennifer Aniston Cleavage Meryl Streep AFI Award Honoring Shirley MacLaine
    Josephus
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s right, ladies. I’m a grower.

  5. Dan Quayle

    Why did they not serve potatoe salad at this event? Oh, and she’s amazing for being post menopausal trust me I should know

  6. After further analysis using the “zoom” function, I believe it’s a case of a tight top, lighting and weird angles that make them look “fuller”.

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    cuddles
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey look, their boobs are at the same level!

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    Lissa
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    Mid life boob job..for sure.

  9. kimmykimkim

    Would motorboat.

  10. Doc

    The will never be a husband touching that cleavage either.

  11. Jennifer Aniston Cleavage AFI Award Honoring Shirley MacLaine
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    “Oh, before I forget, Warren asked me to bring you over to his table. Or was it his hotel room? Whatever, we’ll figure it out.”

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    DrRic
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    Rihanna is looking rough

  13. Visible Ink

    She has a great body. But that angular, masculine face…

  14. Jennifer Aniston Cleavage Meryl Streep AFI Award Honoring Shirley MacLaine
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    It’s just like when Madonna kissed Britney.

  15. mel

    i’d love to wear this woman’s colon as a mouthguard!

  16. Terry

    Whoa! Where the fuck did them twins come from!

  17. anonym

    lookin like a MILF

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    Amazed
    Commented on this photo:

    And Pitt drops this for the skank he’s with now…

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    Raoul
    Commented on this photo:

    “Why, I’d give up one of my Oscars to touch those!”

  20. Dr. Ike

    If I had $1 for every time I’ve fapped to Jen over the years, I’d probably have enough cash to get her to let me drill her butthole.

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    napoleon
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    time finally caught up with her but still, she had a nearly 2 decade run of being hot. congrats!

  22. Terry

    I bet Jennifer loves some good old-fashioned anal. She just gives off that vibe that she’d be great in bed.

  23. And I hated Friends, too

    Will this overrated, untalented self-centered publicity hound just go away already? She’s gone from uninteresting to just plain boring. Like, who gives a ……

  24. WTF was Brad Pitt thinking? I would wreck that still.

  25. terryol

    Jen is incredible…a goddess!

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    Joe
    Commented on this photo:

    Invisible penis

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    aYA JEBT
    Commented on this photo:

    i THINK jENNIFER aNISTON IS UGLY.sHE LOOKS JUST LIKE A GUY IN THE FACE. hOMELY WOMAN.hOW DID SHE BECOME A STAR?sHE KNEW SOMEONE IN THE BUSINESS

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    Sue
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    She looks amazing. I hope she never gets any serious plastic surgery.

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