Hello, Jennifer Aniston and Other News

September 29th, 2011 // 42 Comments

[Ed. Note: We posted one of these in yesterday’s Crap We Missed, but some more came in, and well, yeah… – SW]

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- Josh Hartnett on being influenced by French films and the pathos of his characters. Your move, Franco. [Huffington Post]

- Jason Alexander is doing this the way John Travolta should have. [Dlisted]

- This is just not Elisabetta Canalis‘ year. [Lainey Gossip]

- Trish Stratus is alive and doing yoga or something on Canadian TV. [Hollywood Tuna]

- While the status of Janice Dickinson‘s mortality is continually in question. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Christina Hendricks must be contractually obligated to show at least 6 in. of cleavage at all times. [Popoholic]

- Justin Bieber‘s music should always be performed by 14 year old girls. [TooFab]

- Nice Haircut, Bro: I’m almost 100% positive #18 is Jason Lee. [theCHIVE]

- Simon Cowell accidentally told the truth about pop music basically being nothing but a marketing scheme. [Bossip]

- Katherine Heigl struggles to be taken seriously as a woman in a man’s world in this new mov- Wait, is that a Jersey accent? Goddamnit, it’s a Jersey accent. [FilmDrunk]

- Violet Budd is becoming a fixture around here. [IDLYITW]

- The Rules of Rugby as Demonstrated by Hot Chicks in Bikinis [Heavy]

- And the Hottest Beach Sports Cheerleaders who are demonstrating nothing in particular. [Bleacher Report]

- Awesome Quotes From 11 Famous Writers On Censorship [BuzzFeed]

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  1. Cock Dr

    Jen seems to be smiling a lot, and sometimes those smiles are in the photographer’s general direction.
    What bizarro universe is this?

  2. Taz

    She does THO the best!

  3. jumpin_j

    Best. Rugby. Video. Ever.

  4. Getting my roughs off

    Simon Cowell is 100% RIGHT about those he mentioned but he can’t say these things because sooner or later he will bump into those people. That’s why he has to get a superficial account and name it Simon Cowell and speak his mind. No one will believe it’s actually him. .

  5. meh. she holds her age well and she is bang worthy. she even has that scent of desperation where you know you could make her do anything you want.

    I guess it comes down to her being repetitious. Nothing ever really changes or is updated with her. She still has the diamond coated nipples, same stylish hair, same girl next door look………the fucking ugly shoes are new…she need to do something about that.

  6. Sporange

    Back when Friends was on the air, my wife and I had nicknamed it “Nipples”. E.g. ‘Honey, “Nipples” is on’.

    Her nipples are still on.

  7. MIRF

    Is it me or are her nipples pointing in two totally differend directions??

  8. MIRF


  9. Drew

    While I quite like her sunglasses, if I see Jen in those ugly ‘boyfriend’ cut jeans one more time I’m going to lose it. Does she not own any women’s denim? She’s got an awesome bod. Why she would butch it up like that is beyond me.

  10. Jennifer Aniston Nipples Tank Top
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    I bet she was wearing “Breast Petals” as well

  11. That Bastard Tony

    She’s always been hot. I’m starting to see that now that they air Friends in HD. It’s just that none of us noticed until the whole Brad Pitt debacle.

    Her look here is working for me I know that.

  12. Edgar Pethick-Lawrence

    She’s getting banged hard , deep , and often. Her demeanor is totally changed , due getting nightly orgasms

  13. mrsD

    it looks like she has on one of those bras that make it look like ur headlights r on…..i never understood y wear that? y not just not wear a bra…..i mean…aint that the point of wearing a bra…….smh

  14. Cletus Longshanks

    I’ve seen them in person and it’s true – you could hang a soggy waistcoat on them.

  15. Fucking YUMMY.

  16. Beefarino

    Whenever life craps on me, I can always count on Jen’s nipples to keep my pants happy.

  17. Schmidtler

    OW! My EYE!!!

  18. Cleveland Steamer

    Why do my pants feel funny?

  19. Anon

    never been a fan but she looks like a hot mom here. although she can’t be considered a mom since her womb has cobwebs and dried cumstains.

  20. TheListener

    I love her perky titties.

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    Yoda Mann
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    This should keep me busy for QUITE some time…

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    Gerd Smorgenstern
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    Do you think she’d ever consider dating a bald, obese guy who can’t control his bowels?

  23. Jennifer Aniston Nipples Tank Top
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    god I love huge rock hard nipples! Jen > Angie

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    Curious Troll
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    Her nipples aren’t hard enough. I want my money back.

  25. mel

    jennifer aniston makes me spray down the room like a male cat marking his territory!

  26. puddleduck

    trying way too hard jen…give it a break

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    she is such a loser.

  28. forrest gump

    she is made to be leader & teacher of a KINDERGARTEN.
    ………..so buy one!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. Bill

    Jen still on her I’m not dull damage control tour.

  30. Nipple Alert!

    Jen pull out the box of fake nipple enhancers. She must be feeling very insecure.

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  32. Jennifer Aniston Nipples Tank Top
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    Nice nipples.

  33. She looks like a lost Dexy’s Midnight Runner in those fucking stupid-ass rolled up jeans, socks and ugly boots. The song would be “Come On, Has-Been Who Can’t Carry a Film”.

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    ricardo ernesto koceic
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    the doog is bethoben mi san bernardo miniatura de perro como se llama lasi o pequeño

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    Maybe Gerard knows himself well eoungh to realize he wouldn’t be faithful and is sparing her the misery of having a significant other cheating. If he is choosing a lifestyle of debauchery then it would only make sense that he’s not dating her and he did grab her ass. She seems to really like him, if that is indeed the case he should still be careful not to act insensitively, you can still hurt people you’re not in a relationship with . or maybe she’s playing him I doubt that because she seems so classy compared to him, but is it outside the realm of possiblity? I love them both for differnt reasons, lets try and keep it that way.

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