Hello, Jennifer Aniston and Other News

[Ed. Note: We posted one of these in yesterday’s Crap We Missed, but some more came in, and well, yeah… – SW]

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- Josh Hartnett on being influenced by French films and the pathos of his characters. Your move, Franco. [Huffington Post]

- Jason Alexander is doing this the way John Travolta should have. [Dlisted]

- This is just not Elisabetta Canalis’ year. [Lainey Gossip]

- Trish Stratus is alive and doing yoga or something on Canadian TV. [Hollywood Tuna]

- While the status of Janice Dickinson’s mortality is continually in question. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Christina Hendricks must be contractually obligated to show at least 6 in. of cleavage at all times. [Popoholic]

- Justin Bieber’s music should always be performed by 14 year old girls. [TooFab]

- Nice Haircut, Bro: I’m almost 100% positive #18 is Jason Lee. [theCHIVE]

- Simon Cowell accidentally told the truth about pop music basically being nothing but a marketing scheme. [Bossip]

- Katherine Heigl struggles to be taken seriously as a woman in a man’s world in this new mov- Wait, is that a Jersey accent? Goddamnit, it’s a Jersey accent. [FilmDrunk]

- Violet Budd is becoming a fixture around here. [IDLYITW]

- The Rules of Rugby as Demonstrated by Hot Chicks in Bikinis [Heavy]

- And the Hottest Beach Sports Cheerleaders who are demonstrating nothing in particular. [Bleacher Report]

- Awesome Quotes From 11 Famous Writers On Censorship [BuzzFeed]

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