Jennifer Aniston’s Nipples Are Visible From Space

August 21st, 2013 // 7 Comments

Here’s Jennifer Aniston in Mexico yesterday, and note that despite the blurriness from these pics being taken hundreds of yards away, you can still make out her hard nipples. In fact, if she swung them quickly to the right, she could probably liberate Cuba, but noooo, why would she do that? There’s delicious coconut water to be had. Not to mention she worked super, super hard eating all that delicious food to look pregnant. This is her time now.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Deacon Jones

    So over this chick….

    Throw on a couple Sophie Turner instagram pics, this place will riot!

  2. coljack

    Superficial Exclusive: Jennifer Aniston shows off her fantastic post-baby body! How did she shed the weight so fast?

  3. schmidtler

    Nipples like hers, always hard and pokey, there’s just no other explanation for their existence other than ANCIENT ALIENS!!!! Why did they build them? What is their purpose? Will they serve as a beacon to the cosmos, signalling the return of our long forgotten space overlords? Why do primitive cave drawings all over the world depict hard pokey nipples? Was it a tribute by early man to their nippley space masters, or were they just pervs fascinated by titties?

  4. No complaints here about her blazing nips.

  5. She could put an eye out with those things.

  6. whatever

    hey, this woman is the quiet full mastectomy and reconstruction.
    she must have had her entire breast removed and had new nipples built, they dont work like normal nipples, they look like normal nipples and are sewn to be always hard, think about it.
    and her rival made a big deal about nothing, jolie did not even remove the skin and nipples, you HAVE TO remove all if you seriously want to avoid the risks of cancer
    THINK ABOUT IT
    it is true

  7. Christ Aguilera

    It’s Smart water!!

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