Jennifer Aniston’s Still In A Bikini And Other News

August 22nd, 2013 // 12 Comments

- Jennifer Lopez and Gwyneth Paltrow hating the shit out of each other in the Hamptons is a reality show I would actually watch. [Lainey Gossip]

- I, too, could’ve sworn Wentworth Miller already came out, but more importantly now we get to watch Republicans being forced to choose which they love more: Hating gays or pretending the Cold War is still happening. [Dlisted]

- Holy hell, Emily Shaw… [theCHIVE]

- Kim Kardashian supposedly looks like this now. [tooFab]

- How the fuck is John Henson not first on this list?! [BuzzFeed]

- Hilary Duff keeps getting hotter. [Popoholic]

- Imogen Thomas in lingerie, anyone? [Hollywood Tuna]

- I completely forgot about Stephanie Pratt, so let’s stare down her bikini. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Timur Bekmambetovs made a movie about a flesh-eating squirrels. And by movie I mean real life documentary. I know your secret! [FilmDrunk]

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  1. How are we supposed to see Jennifer’s nipples if she’s wearing that? Fail.

  2. Jennifer Aniston Bikini
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I wonder if he’s thinking “OMG I’m banging Jennifer Aniston fuck yeah” or if it’s now more like “Bitch please shut up and blow me”.

  3. Robb7

    Boring bitch goes to Cabo for the 86th time.

  4. Jack Ketch

    Butterface. Yesterday, today, tomorrow and forever. *yawn*

  5. Re: Flesh Eating Squirrels

    I saw a red squirrel eating a chickadee once. The squirrel had chewed into the chickadee’s head and was eating it’s brains zombie style.

    True story.

  6. You know, I click on those Lainey Gossip links every now and then. I can tell that they’re using English over there, because I recognize all those words, but I’ll be damned if the order they put the words in makes any sense to me.

  7. If her pokies can’t be seen, does Jennifer Aniston exist?

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