Jennifer Aniston’s Still In A Bikini And Other News

December 28th, 2012 // 17 Comments

- A touching mother/daughter moment presented by Courtney Love and Frances Bean [Dlisted]

- Anna Paquin gave birth to twins three months ago, yet somehow nobody knows their name or the sex. Meanwhile, I’m pretty sure I could draw a diagram of Snooki‘s cervix. (Pro Tip: Make sure to include 8 tentacles.) [Lainey Gossip]

- Top Tapiture Photos of The Week [theCHIVE]

- Simon Cowell‘s firing everyone on the X Factor for more stunt casting. [Gossip Cop]

- The time Mark Zuckerberg‘s sister got screwed by Facebook’s privacy policy. [BuzzFeed]

- Hayden Panettiere posing for hippie bondage porn? I have no idea. [Popoholic]

- Sofia Vergara‘s tweeting swimsuit photos again. [TooFab]

- Nick Stahl got arrested for masturbating in a private booth at a porn shop. Those are for deep, intellectual thought only, you bastard! [IDLYITW]

- The trick is to imagine the hot dog’s a penis. It takes some practice, but you’ll get it. [Celebslam]

- Apparently Kelly Brook can look just like Eva Mendes and now I’m imagining them making the baby that made these happen. You go away now. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Supercut: Famous People Playing Themselves [FilmDrunk]

- So who wants to look directly into Rihanna‘s naked butt? Let’s not pull any punches. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Hulk Hogan wants to open a “breastaurant” which I’ll just assume is some sort of elaborate ploy to touch his son Brooke’s chest. Clever, clever… [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. Jennifer Aniston Bikini Justin Theroux
    Freebie
    Commented on this photo:

    More shirtless pictures of Justin please

  2. rubbydubby

    I’ll say it again, not a great actress, most of her stupid movies tanked, and not that great looking. I see better looking 40 plus year olds at the grocery store.

    • And what about your age…15-16? You don’t sound too awfully sharp because there aren’t that many 40+ women with bodies that nice. On the other hand, maybe there are some where you live…BTW, where DO you live, Oz?

  3. Dick Hell

    If it’s any consolation to all the 40+ moms out there you probably wouldn’t have looked like this even if you hadn’t had kids.

  4. Abdul Rafiq

    This woman’s mating ritual is fascinating

  5. Jennifer Aniston Bikini Justin Theroux
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    “This script is the best one yet, Jen. People will be expecting you to show your boobs right up ’til the very last scene.”

  6. Jennifer Aniston Bikini Justin Theroux
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    He must be praying that the words ‘Let’s adopt a baby” never cross her lips.

  7. Lola

    He is so creepy. The try hard clothes, the ridiculous hair and the lame ass tats. Either she is truly desperate or he is hung like a yak!

  8. Jennifer Aniston Bikini Justin Theroux
    Inky Black
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, if the whole celebrity thing gets too mundane, she could always get a job as a glass cutter.

  9. Jennifer Aniston Bikini Justin Theroux
    Inky Black
    Commented on this photo:

    Ooh a Rorschach test!
    Bottom center, a flaccid dick going down his spine.

    So Doctor, I’m fine right?

  10. Jennifer Aniston Bikini Justin Theroux
    bubby
    Commented on this photo:

    cum stache!

  11. Jennifer Aniston Bikini Justin Theroux
    bubby
    Commented on this photo:

    nice back tatt douchehammer! is that to divert your gay lovers from looking at your Sistine asshole?

  12. Jennifer Aniston Bikini Justin Theroux
    bubby
    Commented on this photo:

    shin tatts too! look at u!

  13. Jennifer Aniston Bikini Justin Theroux
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    What’s her left hand doing down there? Is she reading “50 Shades of Grey”?

  14. Jennifer Aniston Bikini Justin Theroux
    The plane! The plane!
    Commented on this photo:

    I kinda hope that scribbling on his back was done by Jennifer with a Sharpie. I would hate to go through life with that garbage permanently fused into my skin.

  15. SuckMyLadyDick

    His hairline looks just like her chin. Awwww! Soulmates!

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