Jennifer Aniston’s Still In A Bikini And Other News

- A touching mother/daughter moment presented by Courtney Love and Frances Bean [Dlisted]

- Anna Paquin gave birth to twins three months ago, yet somehow nobody knows their name or the sex. Meanwhile, I’m pretty sure I could draw a diagram of Snooki’s cervix. (Pro Tip: Make sure to include 8 tentacles.) [Lainey Gossip]

- Top Tapiture Photos of The Week [theCHIVE]

- Simon Cowell’s firing everyone on the X Factor for more stunt casting. [Gossip Cop]

- The time Mark Zuckerberg’s sister got screwed by Facebook’s privacy policy. [BuzzFeed]

- Hayden Panettiere posing for hippie bondage porn? I have no idea. [Popoholic]

- Sofia Vergara’s tweeting swimsuit photos again. [TooFab]

- Nick Stahl got arrested for masturbating in a private booth at a porn shop. Those are for deep, intellectual thought only, you bastard! [IDLYITW]

- The trick is to imagine the hot dog’s a penis. It takes some practice, but you’ll get it. [Celebslam]

- Apparently Kelly Brook can look just like Eva Mendes and now I’m imagining them making the baby that made these happen. You go away now. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Supercut: Famous People Playing Themselves [FilmDrunk]

- So who wants to look directly into Rihanna’s naked butt? Let’s not pull any punches. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Hulk Hogan wants to open a “breastaurant” which I’ll just assume is some sort of elaborate ploy to touch his son Brooke’s chest. Clever, clever… [HuffPost Entertainment]

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