Jennifer Aniston Banned Heidi Montag From Movie Premiere

The Superficial / February 10, 2011

Heidi Montag has her first motion picture cameo (That looks a lot like this.) in Adam Sandler’s new movie Just Go With It, but apparently she wasn’t allowed to attend Tuesday night’s premiere thanks to Jennifer Aniston who finally got to be the one to tit-block somebody, albeit just a soulless mannequin devoid of human emotion. Us Weekly reports:

“I was so excited! This is the first movie I’ve ever been in and I can’t walk the red carpet because Jennifer Aniston decided I was ‘too polarizing.’ … I’ve been such a huge Jennifer Aniston fan my entire life and it’s just really upsetting that she would do this to me. … She should know how hard it is to make a career for yourself and to have someone like Jennifer Aniston go out of her way to make things hard for me is really disheartening.”

I’m having trouble buying this story for two very specific reasons. 1. The source is Heidi Montag. 2. Jennifer Aniston agreed to a promotional spot featuring Tila Tequila. At that point, shame and decorum flew out the window on the wings of a midget queef, never to be seen or heard from again. More than likely, Heidi didn’t want to show her face in public unless she’s getting paid $500 to tandem bike with Spencer, so she made up a story attached to a relevant star that would inevitably get reprinted by idiot keyboard jockeys obsessed with tits. Ha! What a bunch of maroons. So easily manip- godfuckingdammit.

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