Jennie Finch

Considering today marks the opening ceremonies for the 2004 Summer Olympics, it’s only fitting that we talk about an Olympic athlete. For those of you unfamiliar with Jenny Finch, she’s the alien-looking softball pitcher that everybody’s in love with. Sure, she’s a decent looking blonde and all, but she just doesn’t really do it for us. Maybe if she didn’t look like she was captured at Roswell, we’d be a little more enthusiastic about her. We are, however, impressed by the expert way she handles balls. Get it? That was a pun.

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