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- Jehovah’s Witnesses are apparently very concerned with the deaf jerking it. Aren’t we all? [BuzzFeed]
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- Donna D’Errico is still determined to find Noah’s Ark in Turkey even after falling off a mountain, so I think Darwin’s going to win this one. Call it a hunch. [Starpulse]
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Hey…it’s Elise Keaton.
Meh, bunny face. I’d rather read about dead people.
Bunny Face > Chipmunk Face?
seems awfully smiley for a washed up divorcee whose flipping us off with her creepy claw hands…
I remember this episode! Noah is about to about to drunk drive again.
It’s just not cool anymore to give the camera a dirty finger.
Its not SO outrageous to think that “whoomp there it is” is blaring out of some nearby speakers while evaluating this picture.
Is that Hyde in the background??
No, called having 3 kids. So she has a reason for that stomach unlike Tara Reid.
The two bald guys look like huge boobs on the brunette.
9-0-2-1-Oh-Oh
Jesus, look at that gnarled hand.
It looks like a dead branch from a 100 year old oak. For Christ’s sake put it away and just tell us to fuck off.
Just looking at the thumbnail, looked like her legs were wide open for this pic. A close up revealed my disappointment.
I thought this was that Playboy chick at first, one of Hef’s girlfriends, the dumb one. What the hell is her name again?
She still looks good.
Hot girls can get away with being snobby cunts when they are 22, but not 42. Go away Jennie. No one gives a shit about what you look like or have to say.
is it hot out here or what cause I feel like I’m melting….
hey look! she’s sporting the Lohan-Tan!
why was jessica simpson was invited to a pool party? you know all she is going to do is try not to get her french fries wet!
Take some gray polish, a peace sign, a middle finger, a bikini that’s two parts “we don’t need to see that” and one part “I guess she’s still kinda got it”. Throw into pool with crowds of people at least ten years younger. Simmer over Labor Day Weekend, et voila! Midlife Crisis Stew!
There’s always Wilmer Valderama and Danny Masterson in the background saying it all with their obscurity.
Kendra Wilkinson in 4 years.
Is she full of herself? I can never tell. I always confuse arrogance with condescension… or was it bitchiness.
mm… yup. totally still would.
It’s good to stand up straight- unless your spine is visible through your sternum.
she can come talk to me anytime.