Jennie Garth Wore A Bikini And Other News

- Did Kristen Stewart ruin Taylor Lautner’s career with her tom-sluttery? Not at all, but it just seemed like something I should ask. [Lainey Gossip]

- Girls with lower back problems are the true laborers. [theCHIVE]

- Everyone at Prince Harry’s naked party is selling their story to the tabloids. [Dlisted]

- Jehovah’s Witnesses are apparently very concerned with the deaf jerking it. Aren’t we all? [BuzzFeed]

- Taylor Swift’s stalking the Kennedys by disguising herself as a 1980s high school student. [Popoholic]

- Will Kourtney Kardashian break up with Patrick Bateman already? [Celebslam]

- Christina Milian has a hot sister. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Britney Spears is still tweeting bikini photos. [TooFab]

- And so is Maria Menounos, God bless her heart. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Alessandra Ambrosio is still a super-humanly hot mom. [Just Jared]

- Donna D’Errico is still determined to find Noah’s Ark in Turkey even after falling off a mountain, so I think Darwin’s going to win this one. Call it a hunch. [Starpulse]

- Arnold Schwarzenegger is why we attack foreign countries for oil. [FilmDrunk]

- Obama hates cowboys, cowgirls, farming and fishing now, says Hank Williams, Jr. Coming soon: The Liberal War on Fried Pickles. GET’CHER GUNS!! [HuffPost Entertainment]

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