Jennette McCurdy’s Boobs’ Owner Seems Sad
It’s been a while since we’ve posted about Jennette McCurdy(‘s leaked photos SEO SEO no whammy!), so here she is looking sad and chesty thanks to Nickelodeon probably canceling her show. As to why any of this is important, did you see when I wrote the word chesty? That meant look at her boobs (and preferably nothing but her boobs). Sometimes I feel like I need to draw you people a map.