Jennette McCurdy’s Boobs’ Owner Seems Sad

April 24th, 2014 // 30 Comments

It’s been a while since we’ve posted about Jennette McCurdy(‘s leaked photos SEO SEO no whammy!), so here she is looking sad and chesty thanks to Nickelodeon probably canceling her show. As to why any of this is important, did you see when I wrote the word chesty? That meant look at her boobs (and preferably nothing but her boobs). Sometimes I feel like I need to draw you people a map.

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  1. Grand Dragon

    The transformation into full mudshark is nearly complete!

  2. Nice boobs, but she looks like a tomboy, I like more feminine women

  3. Sloppy Redneck

    I would cheer them up …

  4. Rodrigo

    She is close to being fired.

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    Derp
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    Id love to just smear my man-leche on her puffy face

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    Joe
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    Goddamn

  7. Jennette McCurdy Breasts Tank Top
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    Fan-fucking-tastic!

  8. Fish said to look at her boobs and preferably nothing but her boobs, but I didn’t listen and I looked at her pants. I’m sorry, Fish, I should have listened to you! *sob* I should have listened…

  9. TonTon Macoute

    Pregnant? Eating her feelings? With a Disney kid, who knows? I will say this: her shows have been fun and she’s talented as hell. She needs to extricate herself from MouseWorld immediately and regain what’s left of her humanity ASAP.

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    Damn, she’s got some nice fucking tits.

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    She’s got a great body, despite this ugly outfit.

  12. She is hot as fuck and funny too.

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    I had no idea she had such a fantastic rack. But I still leave the room annoyed when my daughter watches this chick’s stupid show.

  14. She has a severe case of Chelsea Clinton face.

  15. Anon

    She’s fucking hot. Guys understand. Girls and gays look at her and don’t get it. But guys do. Her body is tailor made for serious piping.

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    “Do you think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I’m wearin’ these bad boys? Forget about it.”

  17. Jennette McCurdy Breasts Tank Top
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    iHaveaboner.

  18. Jennette McCurdy Breasts Tank Top
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    Her boobs are nice. They almost distracted me from her ugly ass pants.

  19. Jennette McCurdy Breasts Tank Top
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    “Siri, how is my career?”
    *beep beep* “Not good, but your boobs look great!”

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    They were glorious… glorious.

  21. Handyman

    Where exactly would you draw that map?

  22. P109

    She’s short, has a tiny frame, big tits, and a nordic hillbilly face. She looks like a fucking pornstar, and from what I’ve heard she bangs like one too. Her pornstar doppelganger is Zoey Monroe, FYI.

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