Jennette McCurdy Got ‘Sam & Cat’ Cancelled

Before I begin, wasn’t there a thing not too long ago where everyone was geeking out over how old 14-year-olds were looking? When the hell did that slam into reverse? Because it seems like every 21-year-old looks goddamn 12. It’s like Chris Hansen is taunting me… testing me… Anyway, back to some Nickelodeon show that let’s letting me type the words leaked lingerie photos over and over again for Internet money. “Man-Cat,” I think it’s called. NY Daily News reports:

The future of “Sam & Cat” is hanging by a silky thread after sultry selfies shot by one of the show’s thong-clad stars, Jennette McCurdy, were leaked online last month.
Now production on the top-rated kids’ comedy has ground to a halt, and the show — despite its popularity — hasn’t been renewed for a second season.
Sources said McCurdy, 21, has also been feuding with her co-star, Ariana Grande, 20, and others at Nickelodeon — and her discontent began in early March when the eye-popping nearly nude pictures went public.

According to Jennette McCurdy, this has nothing to do with the Internet seeing her boobs and everything to do with Nickelodeon paying Ariana Grande more. A situation that I’m sure didn’t cause a leaked photo scandal to happen a full 24 hours before April Fool’s Day, yet right after Ariana won a Kids’ Choice Award for Favorite TV Actress. That would imply that women are petty and vindictive, and that’s just something we don’t do here. This is a safe place. (Trigger Warning: That link, and every single thing surrounding it.)

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