Jennette McCurdy Lingerie Selfies Leaked Online
Because leaking sexy photos helped Vanessa Hudgens escape her Disney image and land such high-profile roles as some chick with guns in Sucker Punch and Bikini Girl #3 in Spring Breakers, here’s Jennette McCurdy who hasn’t done much since iCarly posing for lingerie selfies that mysteriously found their way online. When reached for comment, Michael Bay says he’ll let her wash an old Subaru he found in an alley until she cuts the teeny-bopper crap and does spread eagle shots like a woman. He then went, “Waitaminnit, she’s 18, right?” before yelling “Go, go, gadget-minor-chute!” and leaping out a window. It was almost like a science to him.