Jennette McCurdy From iCarly’s In A Bikini
It’s Real Talk time.
You ever watch iCarly with a younger relative and find yourself thinking, “You know what? I’d like to have sex with those ki Different real talk! Different real talk!
So, it’s the Friday before a holiday weekend, and for the first time since he started, Photo Boy is crazy sick. So he’s currently making mouth love to his toilet right now which is why you’re going to get to stare at iCarly star Jennette McCurdy (Who’s 20, Chris Hansen.) in lieu of a Crap We Missed while I slap Most Important People together because I should really start calling him Photo Beast of Burden, but I digress. This will insure your Saturday doesn’t legitimately rape you with an empty hole of nothingness and then you have to keep the baby because, deep down, you were secretly asking for it. See how much I care?
Back tomorrow with commentical awesome,
- The Superficial
Photos: Splash News