It’s Real Talk time. You ever watch iCarly with a younger relative and find yourself thinking, “You know what? I’d like to have sex with those ki Different real talk! Different real talk!
So, it’s the Friday before a holiday weekend, and for the first time since he started, Photo Boy is crazy sick. So he’s currently making mouth love to his toilet right now which is why you’re going to get to stare at iCarly star Jennette McCurdy (Who’s 20, Chris Hansen.) in lieu of a Crap We Missed while I slap Most Important People together because I should really start calling him Photo Beast of Burden, but I digress. This will insure your Saturday doesn’t legitimately rape you with an empty hole of nothingness and then you have to keep the baby because, deep down, you were secretly asking for it. See how much I care?
Back tomorrow with commentical awesome,
- The Superficial
Photos: Splash News
Damn, I had no idea she was strapped like that.
iDid
Well that was boring.
Isn’t it strange how so many hard working folks fall terribly ill on the Friday before a long holiday weekend?
I wish the site’s Photoshopper a speedy recovery from whatever ails him.
Also, best wishes to PB’s gerbil (we hope you’re in a better place).
Fish, I’m always willing to help out when photoboy is gone, so I put together a collection of final fives for everybody. Hopefully photoboy can get a good jerk in between vomiting sessions.
http://tinyurl.com/8s3xjs3
You know you could have just said, “I hate you all.”
I wanted to show support for PB by picking some stuff in line with his tastes.
It must be bad if Photoboy is throwing up. The guy looks at Rita Rusic crotch shots all day.
I’d like to pound that milky white azz.
she looks worried, like she can feel the people perving on her.
That must mean my perviness is reaching her through the computer.
iLikey
That’s nice ass. The weird bikini bottom can’t hide it.
Those are called ‘shorts.’
I had no idea Jennette was so sexy. I knew she was pretty but, god damn. Welcome to my spank bank.
If wanting to do terrible, filthy things to this young lady is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
James Van Der Beek is having fun.
Nah. She is just pissed that only one person is taking pictures of her.
I know that look. They just had sex and he thought he was GREAT! She is pissed because it lasted less than a minute. She wasn’t even warmed up yet and he was done.
If you can’t warm up, don’t continue. Don’t even start.
Why people can’t take responsibility for their side of the bed (or floor or counter or…), I’ll never understand…
The caption or every poto should be “iCarly star Jennette McCurdy in Hawaii, mouth agape”
Well, the caption to ANY photo of her could say “iCarly star Jennette McCurdy, mouth agape”
doughy looking, not in shape or toned
Doughy is the perfect adjective. This poor girl is not going to age well.
I’m sure it would be hard for her to pull off being a schoolgirl if she were a toned hard bodied model. She is still super sexable.
Are the people who gave the thumbs down doughy in physique? :)) It is an accurate adjective for the pic.
She looks natural, not fake like half of Hollywood.
“Natural” is the correct term.
Fuck the doughy asshole who started this thread.
Sorry mike but you don’t know what doughy-looking woman looks like. Doughy is what you see when you look at your midsection.
She is fit but not over-the-top so. Problem is she just plain looking. I bet if there were wide area photos of the entire beach– we see better looking women and not even notice this one if we didn’t know who she was.
She is only 20. Give her a few more years and she will start the traditional hollywood become super skinny to try to pretend you are not aging.
Too bad she has a “Clinton-esque” face.
Yeah…like Hillary was the mother and Janet Reno the father
And yes, I have been forced to watch iCarly and had those same thoughts, Fish. No shame in that.
Cuter than a speckled pup.
Dyke. Trust me.
Oh, no, not a lesbian! *eye roll*
*whines*
Ohhhh, but I wanted to see pictures of Rita Rusic in the Final Five…..
iCame
I call her tits Jem because they are truly outrageous!
hehehehee
Brought to you by the pedofactory known as Disney.
She is actually with Nickelodeon who I think is actually much worse.
Definitely worse. Nick gets all the Disney rejects.
I think I’m beginning to understand why she and Miley Cyrus were such successes on Nickelodeon, while Emma Roberts was not.
Now that the show is ending, and they’re of legal age, I’m anxiously awaiting the iCarly nip slips!
I have no idea who this is. Let me start fapping.
Welcome to your new show: “Icaughtyouunclothed”
that little glimpse of under boob on the left is causing movement in my pants.
shes got one of those hot mom bodies…. you know…. people say ” she looks great for being 38years old and having 2 kids” not so great for a teen though
Regrettably I’m getting a “small nip, large areola” vibe from these otherwise perfect specimens…
I too suspect she may have the “small nip, large areola” situation, but there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that. I’m rock hard from looking at her in these pics. I’d never heard of her until now.
She’s got potential.
Still stuffed with her baby-fat……someone needs to work it off her…
I would love to bang this girl. Very cute, nice tits and very good ass.
In the meantime, seeing these pics reminded me that I’m out of Jergens. I can’t stand up right now though. Do pharmacies deliver?
Soooo…..why we still haven’t seen the gq styleaustralia cover with askars doing puppy eyes? i think it deserves its own post…with humane league’s don’t you want me baby as a soundtrack:D
Tits. The defense rests.
She has an awesome body!
superficial writer, you are so funny. have a great weekend!
Hey Gosselin, I have some mediocre trim for you.
Posture, young lady, posture!
That guy really needs to work on his traps…
I- Ca rumba
Feel better soon, PB.
Jeez, Downers, you want to keep us in Rita Rusic photos forever?
I’d suck on her tits and I might even tongue her asshole briefly before pounding her ass.
Am I just too old to understand the young people’s obsession with the consumption and wreckage of ass these days? What’s wrong with a nice bergina, kids?
I always thought I liked freckles. I feel like such a judgmental asshole right now about how grossed out her random markings are making me feel.
The vast majority of what you see is sand, not freckles.
I though the same thing but those aren’t freckles just wet sand, check out some of the later pics and your fondness for freckles will be rejuvenated.
Does this make up for that horrible iCarly show Barry?
Almost other Barry… Almost.
She’s a cute piece.
She’s fuckin’ yucky. I love how all the fat chicks and men with poor taste feel the need to defend her honor to the death though. Pa-thet-ick.
“Yucky”? Joe Jonas, is that you?
I don’t know who this is but she knows she being photographed.
Do you think? [faux scandalized face here]
Butter face
Likely, she’s alright, but lack in depth of fan support is just an issue.
nice body but she has the kind of face that will look better when she is an older gal