Jenna Jameson…I don’t even know

September 12th, 2007 // 130 Comments
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Jenna Jameson walked down the runway for the Heatherette fashion line yesterday. Although looking at these you’d think they were throwing some sort of circus horror show. Everything about her frightens me. Didn’t she used to be hot? And a porn star? I’d rather have sex with an angry porcupine than with Jenna Jameson. An angry porcupine with rabies. And on fire.

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Comments (130)

  1. Victoria | September 12, 2007 at 6:37 pm

    Is she about to twist those puppies right off?

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  2. Angry porcupine! | September 12, 2007 at 6:38 pm

    YOu rang?

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  3. ts | September 12, 2007 at 6:39 pm

    what a waste

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  4. Uhhhmerica | September 12, 2007 at 6:40 pm

    What the fuck? Those shoes?

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  5. Hemlock Queen | September 12, 2007 at 6:41 pm

    Eating Disorder
    Eating Disorder
    Eating Disorder!!!!

    eeeewww.

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  6. saradevil | September 12, 2007 at 6:41 pm

    Why does she look like Makali Culkin in drag?

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  7. P | September 12, 2007 at 6:42 pm

    regarding the last pic: they both have the same fugly face.

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  8. RockLobster | September 12, 2007 at 6:43 pm

    She used to be sexy. Since when does someone stop doing porn and suddenly become the most disgusting person ever, you think it would improve your appeal.

    Tito Ortiz is going to break her in half.

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  9. Binky | September 12, 2007 at 6:47 pm

    Tito may have a few problems explaining that hat in the last pic to the boys in the Octagon…

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  10. Barry LeFarge | September 12, 2007 at 6:48 pm

    I liked her better as a pornstar. She gave more back to society that way.

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  11. D | September 12, 2007 at 6:51 pm

    her lips ballooned up overnight like a reaction to a bad food allergy

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  12. cbg | September 12, 2007 at 6:51 pm

    shed be pretty with long hair + boobs removed

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  13. jewcrew | September 12, 2007 at 7:07 pm

    her neck looks super thick in the main pic & she’s got the perma-cocksucker’s cramp going

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  14. ssdd | September 12, 2007 at 7:08 pm

    She’s got that O~so~serious model stare going on … she said she wanted to be a “model” …wow… does she really think she hit the big time with this?? LOL Somewhere donkeykong head Tito is beaming with such “pride” .. LOL

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  15. um | September 12, 2007 at 7:09 pm

    hahaha, she cracks me up. Just…..just look at her. Just, stare. It’s hilarious

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  16. Nicole | September 12, 2007 at 7:13 pm

    She thinks she is a model? #1. Too many tattoos. #2 Too much plastic surgery. #3 A retired whore. #4 Just wayyyyyyyyyyy gross. Put some weight on………please… guys are not finding you attractive anymore. You look bad, skinny like that. Tito just made you to into cardio… Knock off the extreme cardio…. seriously. You have to be burning more than you eat… or you have Aids.. one of the 2.

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  17. Riotboy | September 12, 2007 at 7:17 pm

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  18. jua | September 12, 2007 at 7:23 pm

    her neck tattoo and body look like utter shit

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  19. kerpupples | September 12, 2007 at 7:28 pm

    She looks like she has AIDS.

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  20. suzanne | September 12, 2007 at 7:29 pm

    my shoelaces are thicked than her thighs. ICK!

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  21. isitin | September 12, 2007 at 7:35 pm

    You will read the papers soon that she died from Aids.

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  22. lee | September 12, 2007 at 7:53 pm

    She doesn’t even look like a woman anymore…she looks like a tranny.

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  23. lambman | September 12, 2007 at 8:04 pm

    the reason all profession fashion models are between the ages of 14-25 is because after 25 women that skinny all look like crap.

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  24. SNFU | September 12, 2007 at 8:06 pm

    2 words: Donkey Punch.

    Or is that just one?

    I suppose in the grand scheme of things it really doesn’t matter.

    This woman is a fucking trainwreck.

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  25. Lauren | September 12, 2007 at 8:06 pm

    What the heck is that under her armpit on the last picture? Some sort of sore or something? Ewww

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  26. woodhorse | September 12, 2007 at 8:08 pm

    Wally just call me, please?

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  27. T | September 12, 2007 at 8:10 pm

    Bitch lost her damn mind. Who is that guy with the makeup?
    I loathe RayBan wayfarers.

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  28. steve-o | September 12, 2007 at 8:19 pm

    She’s working the “Blue Steel” Look in the main pic

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  29. Rachel | September 12, 2007 at 8:33 pm

    Oh god. I knew you’d have a great time with these pics when I saw them! Gawd. Who could rub one out to THAT!? Oh wait, she’s not doing that anymore…*turns back to old JJ porn*

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  30. LM | September 12, 2007 at 8:44 pm

    Not only is she the nastiest thing on earth, her armpit looks like a twaut.

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  31. Karen | September 12, 2007 at 8:49 pm

    She kind of looks like a slightly less scary version of Amanda Lepore now….

    Ew

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  32. BunnyButt | September 12, 2007 at 9:00 pm

    Jenna needs to give those fake boobs back to Mrs. Beckham.

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  33. Wicked Wendy | September 12, 2007 at 9:00 pm

    I’m scared…….I want my mommy…..

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  34. kayla | September 12, 2007 at 9:15 pm

    Is that her sister?
    and she’s so skinny, her boobs are just like…mounds that rise out of nothingness…it’s so weird looking…
    and that mouth…why…

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  35. DeeDee | September 12, 2007 at 9:35 pm

    OMG – she is dying. I sort of feel bad for her…seriously…the woman needs help. She either has a serious medical issue, anorexia, or a drug addiction. Possibly more than one of the above. It’s wrong to make fun of people who are so obviously ready to keel over and die. Jenna…please…get some help!

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  36. CLAUDIA_DE_SCRATCH | September 12, 2007 at 9:38 pm

    GAWD!!!! WHAT AN ANOREXIC CRACK WHORE!!

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  37. CLAUDIA_DE_SCRATCH | September 12, 2007 at 9:39 pm

    THE ONLY THING I LIKE ABOUT THESE PICS IS HER HAIRCUT.

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  38. Christina | September 12, 2007 at 9:45 pm

    Hey, at least she’s got nice nails.

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  39. aristotrash | September 12, 2007 at 9:46 pm

    Check out the vein damage on her left leg. Also, Chelsea Clinton is in the audience.

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  40. roughdaddy | September 12, 2007 at 10:02 pm

    how come those extreme surgeries they all look the same,,,duck like…

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  41. Ted from LA | September 12, 2007 at 10:12 pm

    I’m with Dee Dee (#35). She needs serious help. Isn’t this Tito fella you all talk about Micheal Jackson’s brother and a cage wrestling fighter? Can’t he help her? If she was a 9 year-old boy, I’ll bet Michael would help her out… of her undies…

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  42. dassda | September 12, 2007 at 10:15 pm

    So this is what American Men are attracted to!

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  43. Nick | September 12, 2007 at 10:23 pm

    That is grotesque. She was hot?

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  44. PoorJenna | September 12, 2007 at 10:24 pm

    Poor Jenna.
    She used to be the hottest woman in the world, and now she looks like an androgynous cancer patient with a face destroyed by terrible plastic surgery.
    It must be hard to be as insanely naturally gorgeous and pretty as she was and then realize you have desfigurated, destroyed and mutilated your formerly stunning face by one plastic surgery intervention after another and turned it into something disgusting, when not even the first one of them was necessary at all. She’s addicted to plastic surgery, that’s obvious. She’s kind of crazy and/or stupid, it really seems like it too. And not stupid in a dumb way, not at all, she’s a very smart girl… stupid in a having issues and needing to find a therapist way. Too bad that you’re like that Jenna. Who was gonna tell you (and all of your fans) a few years ago you’d end up turning into this. You went the wrong way girl. From being the hottest and one of the prettiest women in the world ever, to an androgynous cancer patient mutilated faced addicted to plastic surgery looking woman. The surgeon who did that to her is a … no comment. At least she’s rich and made millions.

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  45. pro panties | September 12, 2007 at 10:48 pm

    HEY LOOK! Britney’s in the front row in picture #5 in one of KFed’s old t shirts. We’ve seen more of Brit’s crotch lately than Jenna’s, which isn’t necessarily a good thing…ugh.

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  46. Myrtle Beach | September 12, 2007 at 10:52 pm

    Now that you mention it, Those angry Rabid porcupines look much better. What the heck is wrong with Tito? He had a very nice wife who begged the UFC to let him fight again and then he ends up with this?

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  47. Ernesto | September 12, 2007 at 10:58 pm

    Dude, I can totally hook you up with that porcupine no questions asked, but you have to bring your own lighter fluid. Call me.

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  48. sara | September 12, 2007 at 11:23 pm

    Dosen’t she have cancer?

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  49. farty_mcshitface | September 12, 2007 at 11:23 pm

    sorry folks, this fugly bitch was NEVER hot. not even accidentally. good god though- she is even uglier than before. as scary as an olsen twin!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  50. Jack | September 12, 2007 at 11:24 pm

    I thought she was getting her boobs taken out…? Oh well, she’s still be a wreck.

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