Completely validating my theory that porn stars are soulless husks of humanity, Jenna Jameson wants Tito Ortiz back and is already milking this thing for all its worth by giving exclusive interviews and mugging for the paparazzi (above) before the dude’s even done being cuffed. RadarOnline reports:
Jameson called police Monday morning complaining about being “thrown down,” by her boyfriend Tito Ortiz. Jenna’s father witnessed the alleged domestic abuse at the couple’s home in Huntington Beach, California and called 911.
Jenny’s twins did not see the incident. RadarOnline.com has learned that the UFC fighter has just made a $50,000 bail and was released from jail.
It’s not known where Tito will spend the night, because Jenna said “I’m in love with Tito, I hope he comes home soon, but he can’t.”
Is she seriously smiling for the paparazzi while holding her kids in a crime scene? Because I can pretty much draw Jenna Jameson’s labia with my eyes closed, but that has to be the most fucked up thing I’ve ever seen her do. Danny DeVito could somersault out of her vagina and I’d be less offended. Not to mention more aroused straight.
UPDATE: According to TMZ, Tito claims Jenna Jameson has an addiction to Oxycontin and when he discovered her stash, she called the police and falsely accused him of domestic abuse. A likely story…
Actually I’m not being sarcastic. That sounds entirely plausible.
so, her face… is that from bad plastic surgery or from taking thousands of loads on her face?
She must love him – she surgically altered her face so she’d look like his twin sister.
I love the elbow brace too – “we can rebuild her, we have the technology….”
I used to wack it to her all the time when I was younger… she was one of my faves! WTF happened Jenna.. you’re ruining all my childhood memories =(
That biatch is rollin’ in a Rolls Royce!!
That’s odd, the semen in my ball sack made my sack all wrinkly.
@ 29
MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY!!!
And, geez I know it’s not the children’s fault at all… but Jenna & Tito’s genetics did not mix well… :S
UGLY!!!
The fact that you have blond hair is a travesty.
You should be sterilized.
P.S. I LOVE KIDS!!!!!!
how many of you fuckers missed me?
CHEERS QUEERS!!!
She over did it with the facial surgeries her eyes are sunk back in her head she really looks like Jocelyn Wildenstein. Its a shame she wasted her money to look like that, yuck.
Plastic surgery is bad mmmmmkay?
how old is this bitch, 44 at least, I think… she’s so old
Get a good look Montag! This is your future!
No statistics somewhere that the porn star very likely to turn to drugs. Probably do with the fact that they have treated the boys hit video 24 / 7
Jenna claims that the morning during an argument Monday, she said something very hurtful to her ego. "She says that Tito, and then grabbed" me into the tub and tore two ligaments in my shoulder.
I’m 99.9 % sure her stepdad or uncle molested her.
@ 2, 3, 4, 29, 30, 58 – Yeah. Looks like she’s getting her Jocelyn Wildenstein on. Except for the bionic elbow.
there must be money involved.
be honest: WHAT ELSE?
Looks like my 70 year old neighbor. No joke.
Tell you a story, used to have mountains, hills have temple, the temple has a monk. . .
wow, she looks like shes been beaten. prob round the head with a huge black cock knowing her history.
“Ex-porn stars are “ex” for a reason Tito – because nobody wants to whack off to them anymore. Get it?”
Hilarious. =P As for Jenna? Je$u$ Chri$t. Oh well, thus are the wages of sin…
wow, i cant believe that i went through 3000+ masturbation imagining this woman in my teenage years..
her face looks different from the last time it looked different
she got old
she doesn’t deserve a kid
nice article. thanks.
I like your style so much, I am your honest reader.