Completely validating my theory that porn stars are soulless husks of humanity, Jenna Jameson wants Tito Ortiz back and is already milking this thing for all its worth by giving exclusive interviews and mugging for the paparazzi (above) before the dude’s even done being cuffed. RadarOnline reports:
Jameson called police Monday morning complaining about being “thrown down,” by her boyfriend Tito Ortiz. Jenna’s father witnessed the alleged domestic abuse at the couple’s home in Huntington Beach, California and called 911.
Jenny’s twins did not see the incident. RadarOnline.com has learned that the UFC fighter has just made a $50,000 bail and was released from jail.
It’s not known where Tito will spend the night, because Jenna said “I’m in love with Tito, I hope he comes home soon, but he can’t.”
Is she seriously smiling for the paparazzi while holding her kids in a crime scene? Because I can pretty much draw Jenna Jameson’s labia with my eyes closed, but that has to be the most fucked up thing I’ve ever seen her do. Danny DeVito could somersault out of her vagina and I’d be less offended. Not to mention more aroused straight.
UPDATE: According to TMZ, Tito claims Jenna Jameson has an addiction to Oxycontin and when he discovered her stash, she called the police and falsely accused him of domestic abuse. A likely story…
Actually I’m not being sarcastic. That sounds entirely plausible.
Simon | April 27, 2010 at 9:04 am
FIRST MOTHER FUCKA
AteIsEnough | April 27, 2010 at 9:06 am
What the fuck happened to her face? She looks like that woman that tried to change her face into a cats face with plastic surgery. She used to be hot….but now, FUGLY!!
AteIsEnough | April 27, 2010 at 9:06 am
What the fuck happened to her face? She looks like that woman that tried to change her face into a cats face with plastic surgery. She used to be hot….but now, FUGLY!!
AteIsEnough | April 27, 2010 at 9:06 am
What the fuck happened to her face? She looks like that woman that tried to change her face into a cats face with plastic surgery. She used to be hot….but now, FUGLY!!
AteIsEnough | April 27, 2010 at 9:08 am
WTF…why did that post 3 X’s?? Sorry!
havoc | April 27, 2010 at 9:15 am
Wow, her face certainly doesn’t look like she has an addiction to Oxycontin.
Maybe she’s just having a bad day. We all do from time to time.
Go suck some dick on camera and you’ll be just right as rain……
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Daryl G. | April 27, 2010 at 9:16 am
She used to be hot? What, like a pogo ball used to be hot?
“Jenny’s twins did not see the incident.”
(insert fake tits joke)
havoc | April 27, 2010 at 9:17 am
Oh, and cue the celebrity mistress in 3, 2, 1…….
Someone’s got to get famous from this.
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Q | April 27, 2010 at 9:18 am
Why is she smiling/posing in half of these pictures, and two second later crying? It doesn’t look like she’s acting at all.
sick | April 27, 2010 at 9:28 am
Twisted world we live/are slaves in now. Of course she is smiling and crying. Why are these vultures there taking her pictures?
Yeah she’s a fucking waste of humanity, but she was paid to be a whore by people even lower than she.
Now go to work (if you have a job) and pay some debt back to the noble banking houses.
contusion | April 27, 2010 at 9:53 am
Sorry but who is that in the photo with the kid? Thought this was a story about Jenna Jameson.
alisson76 | April 27, 2010 at 9:53 am
Could she look anymore like the fire pits of hell?!?!?! She needs to embrace the fact that she’s washed up and try n move on
celebrity screencaps | April 27, 2010 at 9:55 am
whoa.. no make up, no prep, yea she looks different. not the porn star look at all.
CptKickAss | April 27, 2010 at 9:55 am
What the hell is wrong with her face? Did Tito hit her or did she just take too many semen shots to her grill?
Ex-porn stars are “ex” for a reason Tito – because nobody wants to whack off to them anymore. Get it?
Kangaroo | April 27, 2010 at 10:01 am
RE: Sorry but who is that in the photo with the kid? Thought this was a story about Jenna Jameson.
Not sure, but pic 6 is obviously Dave Mustaine
Connie Corleone | April 27, 2010 at 10:06 am
She’s just another recruit in the plastic fembot army. Botoxed, dermal-filled, eyes-lifted with fat collagen lips. They all start to look the same. yawn.
Kangaroo | April 27, 2010 at 10:09 am
Looks like the same a-hole who f*cked up Nikki Cox’s face also butchered this whore.
SSX | April 27, 2010 at 10:12 am
The fun part will be when those kids turn 10~12 or so and try googling “Jenna Jameson” to see exactly what it is that their mommy used to do for a living.
yawn | April 27, 2010 at 10:17 am
drug addiction is brutal for everybody..
fucked up shit | April 27, 2010 at 10:21 am
How freaking cute are these kids…
how fucked up is this mother?
What kind of “GOD” sanctioned this unholy conception, buy a cat lady…
justifiable | April 27, 2010 at 10:33 am
These two put the func in dysfunctional.
bob | April 27, 2010 at 10:36 am
WTF happend to her face… she was hot back in the day…
mfbinc | April 27, 2010 at 10:37 am
doesn’t even look like her anymore….
bksat | April 27, 2010 at 10:58 am
I actually felt sorry for Jenna until I saw these pics. She’s completely screwed up. I doubt Tito hit or abused her–he’s just not like that. Team Tito.
Dread not | April 27, 2010 at 11:00 am
@ 6
Yeah, she just needs to get back on the horse… or under it. Jenna doesn’t/didn’t do beastiality, does/did she? But she is getting railed by Tito, so I guess that question answered itself.
farty mcshitface | April 27, 2010 at 11:03 am
for starters: she was NEVER hot. easliy one of the most OVER-RATED broads in the history of porn. she got big recognition thanks to that fading shock jerk howeird stern. then all of his mindless drones with no standards whatsoever decided that if their master likes her, she must be hot.
beyond that though, she may well be a hardcore druggie. it wouldn’t shock me at all. nor does it shock me at the stupidity of some women who get beaten up by their hubby/boyfriend. then they call the cops on the guy. and when the cops show up to arrest the dude, the braods get all defensive about the guy. they say shit like ‘i just wanted you to talk to him’
tough shit lady. cops ARE NOT social services workers. they are supposed to uphold the law and arrest/protect people.
Tek | April 27, 2010 at 11:13 am
She want’s Tito back? She should be wanting to get her old face back! LMAO WTF! But seriously, Tito can be a real asshole but his side of the story seems more likely.
e | April 27, 2010 at 11:27 am
wow she looks totally different when she doesnt have a cock in her mouth.
Angela D. | April 27, 2010 at 11:30 am
Is that Jenna Jameson or Joyce Wildenstein????
Angela D. | April 27, 2010 at 11:30 am
Is that Jenna Jameson or Joyce Wildenstein????
GeorgeWBush | April 27, 2010 at 11:36 am
Agree w/ farty mcshitface, she was always way over-rated, and the only reason she got so popular was that she knew how to market her name really well and had a very good MUA. I always thought she was a butterface. Besides, this is probably just a publicity stunt to get her some press time.
mwa | April 27, 2010 at 11:45 am
Just being the devil’s advocate, but Jenna has obviously had some cosmetic surgery by the looks of things…that sometimes leads to oxy abuse…they both may be telling the truth as they see it. He may have found her stash, she freaked on him & he roughed her up a bit…more press than either of them have seen in a while. Makes sense?
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mbt m walk | April 27, 2010 at 12:03 pm
WTF happend to her face… she was hot back in the day…
JamesToselandisGay | April 27, 2010 at 12:08 pm
That’s a weird rotator cuff location. That my friends, is a drug ho liar.
Leather Beds | April 27, 2010 at 12:19 pm
I actually felt sorry for Jenna until I saw these pics. She’s completely screwed up. she looks totally different when she doesn’t have a cock in her mouth.
MidwestMayham | April 27, 2010 at 12:27 pm
So that is what happens when you go over the 10,000 litre mark on jizz ingestion. Your face turns to sh*t. All things in moderation.
dumbass men | April 27, 2010 at 12:37 pm
dumbasses, she has bunch of make up on here. where have you been she had shitloads of plastic surgery with aubrey o day years ago on her face.
GIRL | April 27, 2010 at 12:38 pm
1. she looks unrecognizable 2. I actually felt bad for her (like pitied her) for two seconds until I realized that she could have worn a zip-up hoodie to cover her arm, instead of walking around displaying a bandage while mothering her children. Lame. Still whoring herself out.
LaLa | April 27, 2010 at 12:41 pm
She looks all Oxy’d out! She probably hurt herself to get more pills!
small asian penis | April 27, 2010 at 12:42 pm
HER FACE!
max | April 27, 2010 at 12:47 pm
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you – the kind of people who drive Rolls-Royce’s today (that’s their car behind her,m I presume – or is it a Bentley?). Back in Blighty, an English gent spins in his grave….
She's a drug addict | April 27, 2010 at 1:06 pm
As nutty as it sounds, I believe tito ortiz when he says that she’s an oxy addict. She’s looking strange, she’s acting bizarre, she’s doing inappropriate things (mugging for the camera with her kids, attention whoring at a time when she should be seeking medical help, saying she wants him back then saying “that’s the final straw”, etc); basically, she’s acting like a drug addict. Figures; she probably has major pains down there from being railed for years by all those porn dudes…
bar room hero | April 27, 2010 at 1:21 pm
She looks like a meth smoker.
Haggard.
Tek | April 27, 2010 at 1:22 pm
LOL @ 43. I heard she even went and got herself a vaginoplasty or two. Makes sense since she’s fucked her face up enough to look like a transexual, so she might as well go all the way and (re)construct a vayayjay after all that abuse!
bar room hero | April 27, 2010 at 1:23 pm
@42,
No shit…slags like this and rapper douchebags.
Io | April 27, 2010 at 2:00 pm
what the hell did she do to her face????
TracyZ | April 27, 2010 at 2:18 pm
Wow. Thanks for breaking all the stereotypes Jenna.
god | April 27, 2010 at 2:24 pm
Poor Tito. The guys is taking all this shit. He has a fight coming up. He needed a punching bag to practice on. Nothing wrong with that?
Why would anyone not take his wife’s word over his. She’s an extremely stable person with a life full of self respect. So what if she pops 10-15 oxy’s per hour? Its just to calm the nerves.
Pretty | April 27, 2010 at 2:39 pm
Porn stars of her level actually only make 2-3 movies a year… for about 30-40k each! Each movie takes about 3-4 days to film.. go figure.. not a bad life at all if you ask me.