Jenna Jameson thinks she’s Angelina Jolie

May 23rd, 2008 // 73 Comments

Jenna Jameson fancies herself as the next Angelina Jolie. Frankly, I’m surprised they’re not twin sisters. Who knew? Anyway, Jenna, who is way younger than her face and duck lips suggest, is ready to become a walking baby factory, according to Us Magazine:

“I think I’m gonna stay unmarried, and just go for the babies!” Jameson, 34, told at Maxim’s Hot 100 bash in L.A. Wednesday. “I’m following in Angelina’s footsteps! We’re trying for a baby, so hopefully in the next couple of months!”

Baby #1: Mommy, where did all your money come from?

Jenna Jameson: DAMMIT, CALL ME ANGELINA! Tito, your kid’s acting up again.

Tito Ortiz: Tito punch!

Oh yeah, this’ll go well.

Photos: Splash News

  1. Beyonce

    this woman is disgusting, never mind the way she can she live with herself.

  2. Jen

    I thought she had the implants removed.

  3. britney's weave

    i have nothing original to say, i just can’t take the last post being spam. jenna is a dirty whore.

  4. Yuck Fou

    Ugh. She better be careful with that safety pin on her shirt. It might pop her boob.

  5. she was fine as hell and she's still FINE

    Before all the unnecessary plastic surgery on her face she was one of the most beautiful women that has ever walked on Earth. She was also one of the hottest women that has ever walked on Earth. Even though she ruined her face with plastic surgery, and considering she suffered of skin cancer and that she had to get a tumor removed (beware ladies, this is the price you pay for all that tanning, old leathery wrinkly sun damaged skin is bad, but cancer is a lot worse) I think she still looks really damn fine. In pictures she looks a lot worse, like a bad plastic surgery mess, but the other day I watched a recent interview with her on TV and I must say she looked really, really beautiful and very hot. She looks way worse in pictures than she does in reality, no comparison.

  6. I think she's still really beautiful, even though no longer photogenic at all

    If you all saw her at a bar you’d start drooling, you’d have to pick your jaws off the floor and you’d get on your knees begging her to please have sex with you, because she’s one of the hottest, most beautiful women you’d witness in your whole life, even with all that bad plastic surgery.

  7. Janine

    Wow, she is going to have gain some serious weight if she ever expects to get her period again so that she can even get pregnant. Women need enough body fat in order to menstruate. This woman looks like a concentration camp survivor. Or maybe she will just do like those other skinny celebrities and start taking fertility pills!

  8. some people are complete idiots

    #61 she’s not that skinny you fat whale, she was a lot skinnier but she has gained a lot of weight and looks a lot healthier now, and the reason why she lost so much weight is because she had skin cancer you retarded moron.

  9. some people are complete idiots

    #61 and by the way, just so you know, she was pregnant when she was diagnosed with skin cancer. she panicked so much when she found out she had cancer she had a miscarriage and lost the baby. hopefully she will have a baby soon.

  10. Matthew

    “Baby #1: Mommy, where did all your money come from?

    Jenna Jameson: DAMMIT, CALL ME ANGELINA! Tito, your kid’s acting up again.

    Tito Ortiz: Tito punch!”

    Never happen. Children or not, Tito can’t beat anyone under 40.

  11. MooseTang

    *cue the circus music* and in comes Jenna, yes hold the prop up and remember to smile, brainless whore. Go on and promote something new for the other sheeples in this country to salivate over. Anyone who finds *this* even somewhat attractive would fuck anything that moves, I wouldn’t touch her with a 20 foot pole. That is all. ~MooseTang~

  12. Steve

    She looks like that bride of Frakenstein woman – Joyce Wildenstern? Angelina however is beautiful.

  13. STevec

    JJ’s a burnt-out 34 yr old…all protruding knees and elbows and basically, used up….she’s reaching, but not gonna find….

  14. versechorusverse

    she’s gross.

  15. CurvesRock

    One word: Scary.

  16. Coco

    I think she’s pretty. Yeah, she’s a porn star, big deal, she’s got a kinda funny personality. Her make up does look kinda dumb, it’d be cool for something else I guess…Everyone on here just shit talks everyone. Especially with image, like if your tits are too small you’ll make fun of them, but when someone gets a boob job because I fucking ridicule like that, you guys still make fun of them for having fake tits. Knock it the fuck off.

  17. Wicked Wendy

    No need to comment on her becming a mother. I just wanted to say evenj with the “Elvira” make-up, most of these pics are the best I’ve seen of her in a very, very, very loooong time.

  18. Janine

    RE: 62, 63:
    Why are you defending a skanky porn star? Do you have some intimate relationship with her? You do not know a goddamn thing about me and have no right to call me ‘a fat whale’. People who have skin cancer do not necessarily suddenly lose tons of weight. Yes, she had one cancerous mole which she had to get removed. If you have heard any interviews about her you would have heard this (if you are apparently such a huge fan). I actually work with patients with eating disoders, and anyone who actually knows anything about health can tell by looking at this woman that she is not at a healthy body weight for her frame. If women do not have enough body fat, they will not get pregnant. It is a fact of biology. You are the ignorant one, because apparently you have little knowledge of basic biology and must resort to calling me a ‘fat whale’ in order to defend your apparent idol. Personally, I prefer to defend individuals that have done something useful in their lives besides fuck hundreds of random men for money and film it. Go fuck yourself!

  19. Scarlett

    Yeah yeah, she’s a slag.
    but hey, she wouldn’t have been one if all you guys weren’t watching and paying for her porno movies!
    It’s all about demand you idiots, think if creeps like you didn’t want porn people like her would still be famous for it?
    Look at yourself before you start spurting shit about porn stars.
    Most of them do you a service, as well as tissue companies.

    Ahhh it always amazes me how much bitter vile crap you people have to say about ‘famous’ celebs. If it makes you feel better about your little pathetic lives then I guess that’s all good. God, lets hope you don’t all start reproducing at least!

    that is all.

  20. Rachel

    There’s no way in hell she’s going to be able to have a baby. She’s had chlamydia and gonorrhea so many times, that it renders a woman infertile. Just look at what happened to Jill Kelly. Pornography without condoms ruins a woman’s reproductive health. But we don’t hear that in the news much.

  21. Rachel

    How many porn stars have been able to get pregnant, who have been in the business longer than 3 months? Pornography is overly glamorized, but it ruins a woman for life. The set of those films are breeding grounds for disease – not HIV but everything else. The porn stars are constantly treated with antibiotics for STDs and they have all had them numerous times. A woman can only get chlamydia or gonorrhea so many times before it scars her fallopian tubes. Jill Kelly tried unsuccessfully to get pregnant but had an ectopic pregnancy that almost killed her. We need to stop glamorizing pornography and take a realistic look at what’s going on. But the porn companies are so wealthy and most of the girls comparatively poor, the going rate is $800 a film for porn stars today, that we don’t hear about the facts on disease. Jenna Jameson thinks that her wealth can buy her the ability to conceive but it won’t, she is damaged for life. :-)

  22. Rachel Leaver

    Sorry to be so obnoxious but I didn’t think my first comment would go through. I did a search and Jameson miscarried in Nov 2004 at two months pregnant. Also, Sharon Mitchell, founder of AIM health which tests all of the porn stars in LA, says, “about what percentage of actors and actresses in the industry are infected with various STDs, such as herpes, HIV, etc.?” Sharon Mitchell: “A very small percentage. Less than 7% HIV, and 12-28% STDs. Herpes is always about 66%. People are medicated…Chlamydia and gonorrhea, however, along with hepatitis, seem to stick to everything from dildos to flat surfaces to hands, so, pardon my expression, but we are usually up to our a**es in chlamydia.” Court TV Host: “Those are all pretty high percentages, though?” Sharon Mitchell: “Not when you consider that 700 people per month in the San Fernando Valley are working with each other. Most of these are co-infections… ” Pornography would be a little less attractive viewing if men were also aware that the women they are watching are riddled with STDs. And young innocents would be less likely to get into the business if they saw their role models for what they are.

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