Jenna Jameson still quacking along

August 29th, 2007 // 106 Comments
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God help me I don’t know why, but Jenna Jameson has become my favorite person to look at lately. I can’t even comprehend that she’s a person anymore. She looks like the result of some terrible experiment to mate a human, a duck, and a Saturday morning cartoon. And I knew Tito Ortiz was tough, but tough enough to bring himself to have sex with this thing? He’s like Wolverine and a beer keg smooshed into one.

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Comments (106)

  1. Koi fish farm girl | August 29, 2007 at 6:31 pm

    Here fishey, fishey

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  2. Cowgirl | August 29, 2007 at 6:31 pm

    Fishey?

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  3. Cowgirl | August 29, 2007 at 6:31 pm

    Fishey!

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  4. sportsdvl | August 29, 2007 at 6:33 pm

    A good example of what can happen when 1000′s of cocks have been slammed into your mouth.

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  5. TS | August 29, 2007 at 6:33 pm

    Holy jacked-up mugs-
    What the fuck is wrong with this chick?

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  6. Fashion Sheriff Cowgirl | August 29, 2007 at 6:34 pm

    With that Rasta hat and Britney’s boots, I know what my next ensemble will be!

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  7. CHARITY | August 29, 2007 at 6:36 pm

    DAMN, THIS IS ONE UGLY BITCH! SHE LOOKED BETTER,,IN 2003 WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?

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  8. sadly | August 29, 2007 at 6:36 pm

    dd

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  9. JrsyGrl | August 29, 2007 at 6:36 pm

    Why are we only concentrating on what SHE looks like? What about him? He looks like he’s trying out for the sequel to Mask.

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  10. mrs.t | August 29, 2007 at 6:37 pm

    Yes, she is hideous, but what about fucking Tito???? Double Y chromosome, anyone?

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  11. TS | August 29, 2007 at 6:37 pm

    She looks like Tito grabbed her by the back of the head, stretched her face out (like the alien in MIB) and punched her right in the mouth. I just dont get it when these chicks to this shit.

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  12. Tito | August 29, 2007 at 6:37 pm

    I can’t believe I have to be with this duck billed bitch.

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  13. mrs.t | August 29, 2007 at 6:37 pm

    Yes, #9….yessssss.

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  14. Cowgirl smoking peyote | August 29, 2007 at 6:38 pm

    I’m confused by her wife beater, I mean top, is it “I heart bad boys” or “I punish bad boys”? Either way, something tells me that she does more than that to any man she encounters!

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  15. Jimbo | August 29, 2007 at 6:38 pm

    Cowgirl – I left you a message on your site

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  16. TS | August 29, 2007 at 6:39 pm

    Rocky Dennis

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  17. Goldstein | August 29, 2007 at 6:40 pm

    I don’t know what Tito is so smug about; he got her about ten years too late. Jenna is the mid-90′s was one of the all time great fuckers. She was cute and round and innocent looking with great hoots. Her scene with Rocco in Jenna Loves Rocco is a real five-stroker. I’ll never forget the time Jenna let Vince Voyeur cum in her mouth. That was the first time I had ever seen a girl do that. Little did I know that it was not something most girls are eager to do, but Jenna really sold it. I’m sure she’s still a great fuck, but looking at her makes me wistful for those days in college, the room smelling of sunflower seed oil, my sweat pants around my ankes, unable to move, completely spent, all thanks to Jenna. In her current incarnation she is a dead ringer for my second cousin’s wife, who had a massive stroke. She suffered brain damage, and ever since then she’s been dressing exactly like this, except she drools and has to have her twelve year old daughter help change her diapers. Very sad, but not as sad as Tito thinking he scored some kind of prize. Hey, Tito: if you were walking around with Amanda West, McKenzie Miles, Skyy Cherry or Rebecca Linares I would be impressed. But you’re not, so I aint.

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  18. JrsyGrl | August 29, 2007 at 6:40 pm

    LOL @ #16.

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  19. Hemlock Queen | August 29, 2007 at 6:41 pm

    Tito must have punched Jenna in the mouth. There’s no other plausible excuse for her quacker.

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  20. G Money | August 29, 2007 at 6:41 pm

    She’s doing heroine and looks like a skanky crack whore

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  21. TS | August 29, 2007 at 6:44 pm
  22. fee cees | August 29, 2007 at 6:45 pm

    he has sexy feet.

    when she’s not posing, she looks more normal & cute.

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  23. Jimbo | August 29, 2007 at 6:45 pm

    @14 I think the T-shirt is saying she like to fist bad boys. And it seems like Tito likes a little fisting

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  24. combustion8 | August 29, 2007 at 6:46 pm

    grape ape grape ape grape ape!!

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  25. TS | August 29, 2007 at 6:47 pm

    I remember Grape Ape. OC, Just like Tito.

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  26. combustion8 | August 29, 2007 at 6:52 pm

    punishment.. thats exactly what tito got when he went up against chuck.

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  27. Sara | August 29, 2007 at 6:56 pm

    Honestly, she doesn’t look that bad here.

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  28. KO | August 29, 2007 at 6:58 pm

    It Tito is so bad-ass lets see him go up against Kimbo.

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  29. luisa | August 29, 2007 at 7:00 pm

    I wish she were dead , she is not good for anything , well ok let me say , she is a fuck…. horrible psycho bitch , bull shit

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  30. Mdiz | August 29, 2007 at 7:01 pm

    Jesus… enough of this used up porn star…

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  31. Cowgirl | August 29, 2007 at 7:03 pm

    #23—Oh, thanks for the elaboration (word?). He does look like there is something up there though aye?

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  32. breh | August 29, 2007 at 7:03 pm

    this is disturbing, she looks half human half duck :S

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  33. whatever | August 29, 2007 at 7:16 pm

    Fucking Fish…posts a picture of Howard the Duck and thinks it’s Jenna Jameson! He must be partying with Lohan again.

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  34. Splooge | August 29, 2007 at 7:17 pm

    What the hell is the big deal? She had her lips surgically altered so that she could more efficiently gobble up my splooge.
    You are all making it seem like a bad thing.

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  35. kimberlee | August 29, 2007 at 7:18 pm

    if she put on 10-15lbs and quit the lip injections, she’d look normal.

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  36. STeve | August 29, 2007 at 7:23 pm

    Tito looks like something they dug out of Michael Vick’s pit bull graveyard….no offense to the dead dogs.

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  37. Screw you Superfish | August 29, 2007 at 8:00 pm

    Superfish and Senator Craig : Best Buddies??

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  38. Kimberlee-Shantel | August 29, 2007 at 8:05 pm

    It’s actually fairly humerous how people can say she’s so ugly and what not yet she made her fortune by selling her body and most everyone here is a 50 year old man, home wanking it to her pictures post this website. ;)

    -Shan <33

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  39. anna | August 29, 2007 at 8:10 pm

    AND THE BITCH HAS THE NERVE TO POUT HER LIPS. LIKE THEY AREN’T BIG ENOUGH!!!

    @ 1 lol! Ha Ha

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  40. my comment | August 29, 2007 at 8:13 pm

    Very wrinkled armpits.

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  41. bob | August 29, 2007 at 8:18 pm

    hey “shan <33″ she’s ugly NOW. she made her money before the ugliness attacked her body (along with what i’m sure is many a V.D.). do you get the difference? one is past tense & the other is present.

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  42. bones | August 29, 2007 at 8:21 pm

    i don’t really know much about this dude, but i’m assuming he’s a major douche solely based upon how he wears his sunglasses on his neck.

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  43. Jess | August 29, 2007 at 8:25 pm

    I heard somewhere that she had cancer or something. I mean thats awful..but if not…whats her deal…and as for Tito…I never knew a humans eyes could be so close together hes the closest thing to cyclops.

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  44. elle | August 29, 2007 at 8:41 pm

    she’s quackers

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  45. SLUGGO | August 29, 2007 at 9:01 pm

    Punishment is right.

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  46. Conchords | August 29, 2007 at 9:15 pm

    Yo, Shan<33: I don’t see anything humerous (sic) about it, and what not.

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  47. woodhorse | August 29, 2007 at 9:18 pm

    Amen mrs. t! Tito better take what he can get. I don’t think he’d do very well with a Personal “Giant SWM with huge lawnmower head seeking species-confused nympho…”

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  48. Faggot Meat | August 29, 2007 at 9:20 pm

    Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

    Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation or any nation so conceived and so dedicated can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field as a final resting-place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate, we cannot consecrate, we cannot hallow this ground. The brave men, living and dead who struggled here have consecrated it far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here.

    It is for us the living rather to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us–that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion–that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain, that this nation under God shall have a new birth of freedom, and that government of the people, by the people, for the people shall not perish from the earth.

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  49. woodhorse | August 29, 2007 at 9:22 pm

    Can someone tell me why they are advertising that he likes her to fist him? That would make TMI the understatement of the decade.

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  50. Hollywood Agent | August 29, 2007 at 9:34 pm

    I know that this slut shaves years off her age, but, come on, she has to be at least 55 or more. Even at 55+ she still looks like a yellow, bathtub rubber ducky. I hope she slips down the drain soon.

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