Jenna Jameson on The View? Wow, really?

April 18th, 2008 // 91 Comments

Thanks to pioneers like Kim Kardashian, porn stars are now considered legitimate guests on The View. This trailblazing led to the most awkward, surreal, WTF interview I’ve ever seen when Jenna Jameson appeared on yesterday’s show (video after the jump). It’s almost like inviting a hooker over to your house to meet your mom, grandmom and your uptight Republican sister who’s head’s about to explode. OMG what if Jesus is watching?! Fortunately, there’s the calm watchful eye of Whoopi Goldberg. She doesn’t say much, but you know she’ll throw them old bitches down if shit gets out of hand. I’ve seen Sister Act 1 AND 2. Trust me, you don’t fuck with the Whoop.

Photos: Splash News

  1. alisa

    she looks hot in the video…………….. i dont understand why she looks so bad in the pics..

  2. dude

    dang was that tito ortiz? if that dude is fackin her he is a dumbass. he could get all kinds of younger hotter chicks that dont have vags that have been destroyed by every bro in the industry. what a stupid fuck

  3. Wow. She is nasty now.

  4. James

    She should have never gotten plastic surgery. She looked way, way, way better before she had any work done.

  5. Janine

    She looks asian now from the bad face lift! Why?! She is only 34, she did not need a face lift or whatever the hell else she did to her face.

  6. nameo

    “… sister who’s head’s about to explode.”
    or
    “… sister whose head’s about to explode.”

  7. Unklejoe

    Id lick all them bitches assholes….. especially whoopis!

  8. poopinmornin

    wthhell she looks like chris crocker specialy the last picture

  9. fred sanford

    the white man’s trash is the brown man’s treasure

  10. Jim

    She is so beautiful!I love her.Maybe many men like her,too.If you want to know her more,you would go to “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m “.She is also on “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m “,there are a lot of reports about her.You can contact her on
    that site.

  11. woodhorse

    Is there no one to take the position of Porn Slut Control Officer? Someone needs to keep porn sluts and legitimate actor sluts separated. I do not want to see an Oscar for Best Blow Job. I nominate Ted from LA for Porn Slut Officer.

  12. woodhorse

    #52 – no Tito can’t get anyone better. Besides having a giant Baby Huey head and no apparent marketable skills, he’s been fucking a porn star. Who would want to catch a disease from someone as ugly as that?

  13. Ted from LA

    #61,
    You’re too kind.

  14. voracious

    I don’t give a shit how smart she thinks she is.

    I don’t care if she freaken’ won TEN debates at Ivy league, top-tier university…

    I don’t care that she has a slimmer and tighter physique than me.

    She’s a whore, worse yet, she whored herself out for money on film, for millions to see.

  15. Jamie's Uterus

    I kinda like Jenna. It takes a lot of balls to sit on that couch with those judgemental bitches. Interesting how she hugged the 2 black women, but shook hands with the other 3.

  16. Frank Lucas' Bitch

    I wonder how she’s still able to look at herself in the mirror without bursting out in tears. Probably that’s why she’s done all that plastic surgery crap on herself, to try and become a different person.
    That’s pretty sad, actually. On a side note though, why is a whore and a prostitute being treated like a celebrity?

  17. Jenna's twat

    I’m very sore and itchy. Also MUCH bigger and stretched out than normal. You can park your car here if you like, yea!

  18. Jaffo

    Having mocked her hardcore @7, I have to admit that for a ‘porn star’, she does seem to be of at least fair to middling intelligence and speaks very well each time I hear her say something other than ‘OH YEAH! FUCK MY ASS!!!’ Just saying…

  19. Quinn

    I want to rip her lips off and rub her face in brine.

  20. Superficialest

    i kind of love her for going out there with all those stuffy bitches and holding her own. and i’d rather listen to her than that elizabeth hasselbeck anyday– remember, hasselbeck earned her place in the spotlight by living in a tent and eating bugs for a reality tv show. very classy.

  21. lila

    If she ever goes back to porn, it will be ass up face down at all times porn. That chick is officially homely!!!

  22. ANON

    the photos i’ve seen on perez and superficial make her look TERRIBLE . . . but the video shows a completely different woman. i feel bad for judging her by the photos, she’s much nicer and more intelligent than i thought. I LIKE HER!

  23. vicgoreia

    lots of anal jokes, but shes actually never done anal on film!

    also didnt do dp or black dudes, according to her wikipedia.

  24. dude

    Good research #74

    well, at least she’s got the sense not to do dp or black dudes.

  25. Dorito Man

    Since when did this site start posting photos of Bratz dolls?

  26. blah

    #75 – that was just really bad.

  27. ldsqtbea

    i think shes pretty … besides her lips and the tattoos she has on her back, i think shes okay :-D

  28. dan

    ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THE BACKGROUND TILING OF “ZOMBIE STRIPPERS” IS PRETTY APPROPRIATE?

  29. Dan

    look-i certainly would’nt judge jenna on her career choice. just because she did what she did does’nt mean she’s a complete bimbo-but i disagree about her being “smart”(at least to the extent she likes to believe). and considering she’s gone into an obvious exploitation movie is not exactly a big jump from porn now is it? i mean i know there are mainstream movies which have nudity-but she’s gone into a film which is basically all about TNA. i sincerely wish he good luck, but so stop trying to fool everyone jenna, your not as smart as you like to think you are.

  30. absolute

    She is so beautiful. Her blog and photos were found at milllionaire&celeb datingsite —”W e a l t h yR o m a n c e, c o m”—- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.

  31. Groucho

    #72, yeah I was surprised how good she looks in the video.

  32. She didn’t get a suck-nipple from her mum when she was borne.
    But a PENIS-NIPPLE instead.
    THAT’S WHY FOLKS!!

  33. What I can’t figure is whether this is the fembot look trannies all want to achieve, or if she wanted to look like a tranny. Either way, they’re starting to all look the same. Like chinamen.

  34. Silo

    She’s never done anal on screen, but I do remember her getting freaky with her feet on some guy in one of her videos. And yes, I rubbed one off…..

  35. Taylor

    I feel sorry for her……She is obviously so very regretful of the life in porn that she has lived, not matter what brave face she puts on now, denying that…..I believe her desire to go “mainstream’ with her acting is just her desire to be forgiven and go “mainstream” with her life….I want to tell her, Do this….This is the way to get the peace you seek, Jenna….Pull your hair back in a ponytail, scrub off the makeup, put on a plain and conservative outfit and go out and help the poor, sick, and suffering….Stay away from the bimbos in the bars…stay away from Howard Stern…..Just help people everyday, selflessly…….Your slate will be completely wiped clean then…this is how to be forgiven…….and this is how people will remember you when you die……..

  36. FFF

    Taylor, that may be the most simpering explanation of this woman ever I’ve heard. She has made a name for herself by being the object of many a masterbation session. She got down and dirty because she liked it and got off by getting others off. Good for her!

  37. jesus

    man those ladies need to get laid. guest excluded of course

  38. brooke

    What happened to the beautiful drop dead gorgeous Jenna from a few years ago? She has been replaced by an anorexic, tanorexic, waif of what she once was. I mean I know that she has always been plastic with her breast implants and everything that helped her into the porn industry, but come on, I think she’s more plastic now than she was when she was in porn. Look at her lips? and her face looks like it’s stretched, like maybe she had a face lift. I will never understand why someone who was so beautiful in the beginning would feel the need to have all that plastic surgery. I think breast implants are okay, but that’s where I draw the line. I don’t think people who are beautiful should mess with their face. Leave it alone because once it has been damaged by plastic surgery, you can’t go back. I feel so sad for her because she just isn’t even pretty anymore. She seems so nice and all, but she has taken a turn for the worse. I wonder if the reason she left porn was because of her new look, it isn’t appealing and she sure couldn’t of made those millions that she has made in her past career, had she looked like this from the get go.

  39. Chris

    Well I can’t wait to see this brilliant movie, great acting, great script, great plot, plus it has a message!!

  40. george

    and yet there are bigger whores in porn than jenna…amazing. girls take 10 guys at once nowadays and this is considered normal…insane.

  41. jerry

    Howard The Duck! He’s Baaaack!

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