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Jenna Jameson disappointed fans at last weekend’s Exxxotica when she left early because her line of fans was shorter than rival porn star Tera Patrick’s. She was contractually supposed to show up for six hours in two days, but arrived late on both days and left 45 minutes early on the second day. A source says:
“When fans openly asked her about her [botched surgery] and why she was so thin, her people cut them off. But she shouldn’t be standing in front of an old photo of herself when she’s about 40 pounds skinnier than she was.”
Jenna Jameson still has fans? I thought they either died of old age or replaced her with somebody hotter. Like a raccoon wearing a dress. Or a bowl of expired milk.
N@ughty | April 9, 2007 at 10:08 am
FIRST!
N@ughty | April 9, 2007 at 10:10 am
bowl of spoiled milk? geez, why not beyonce? or gisselle buncheon? i’d even settle for rosie…no, i wouldnt
Ellie | April 9, 2007 at 10:10 am
I bet she has aids. That can only explain it…
mmmBitch | April 9, 2007 at 10:10 am
I feel really bad for her. I mean, what’s going on? She should know she doesn’t look right.
Divorces are crap, especially if the relationship was abusive and all that, but she can get help. Maybe she should put her work aside for a moment (if she can afford it) and get well :(
And self-tanner should be banned by the FDA. Really. That stuff is ridiculous. The person who invented it should be shot. Or encased in carbonite.
wedgeone | April 9, 2007 at 10:11 am
Wait a sec … wasn’t she supposed to be hiding from the public eye since her botched vaginoplasty? Isn’t that what her movie company said? Now she signing autographs at a porn convention? She’s been out and about an awful lot lately for someone who is “holed up” from all of the articles Fish has been posting lately.
Could she be sued for reaching into a man’s pants and pulling out his member and autographing it?? If Ron Jeremy gets sued, why not Jenna?
InvaderZim | April 9, 2007 at 10:12 am
It’s got to be rough on an ego when the guys at ‘Exxxotica ‘ (or any con) turn their backs on you…
Ellie | April 9, 2007 at 10:12 am
i mean that drastic amount of weight? i bet she had her vag sewed shut so she’d stop infecting everyone.
dampez | April 9, 2007 at 10:12 am
Drugs, AIDS, Anorexia, …
daηielle™↵ | April 9, 2007 at 10:15 am
I don’t know if any of you have ever watched that freaky movie “Gremlins” but….
She’s starting to look like one of them, on a bad day.
Bugman4045 | April 9, 2007 at 10:16 am
bowl of spoiled milk! Priceless!
Jimbo | April 9, 2007 at 10:17 am
Holly FUCK!! What is this Tranny doing back? We did not get enough of her this morning?
veggi | April 9, 2007 at 10:19 am
Sweet baby jesus. Watching Kurt Russell getting stabbed is more of a turn on. Go away already snot crotch.
sympathee | April 9, 2007 at 10:21 am
It’s like watching an army man melt under a magnifying glass.
itspat | April 9, 2007 at 10:21 am
she’s lost weight because ever since she filmed “World’s Record Anal Gangbang” she’s had uncontrollable diarrhea.
Fifth Stooge | April 9, 2007 at 10:25 am
Poor, poor Jenna. She should have just stayed in porn instead of trying to be the JLo of pornography.
Like Mike Brady told Jan all those years ago, “find out what you are good at and stop being a whiny little bitch.”
veggi | April 9, 2007 at 10:28 am
I wish Britney would hit her over the head with an umbrella.
Peter Coffin | April 9, 2007 at 10:29 am
You can’t poop if you don’t eat. Ergo, she doesn’t poop.
HollyJ | April 9, 2007 at 10:33 am
@11 – You talkin to ME???
Maybe the poster was a big gyno zoom Maplethorpe of her vagina depths, and the fans were disappointed to see her face instead. I could totally see that happening.
veggi | April 9, 2007 at 10:40 am
Hahaha Holly. I JUST got that…
F-Sucker | April 9, 2007 at 10:40 am
She’s looking very alien-like.
Jimbo | April 9, 2007 at 10:41 am
No, you don’t look like a tranny and I never get enough of you
veggi | April 9, 2007 at 10:45 am
How sad to stand in front of pictures of yourself before you caught all that ugly disease.
Jimbo | April 9, 2007 at 10:46 am
It was a freudian slip. I was thinking of you when I was typing
Superevil | April 9, 2007 at 10:56 am
christ they might as well just change the name of this site to the jennaficial. but I can’t really complain it beats paris britney and lohan anyday.
hilaroushillary | April 9, 2007 at 11:01 am
talking about conic thighs in pic 6. Her face kind of looks half ok, but the hair .. ? gyack.
veggi | April 9, 2007 at 11:07 am
wait wait wait just a darn minute. She has her legs crossed/closed in these pictures. That CAN’T be her!
Courtney | April 9, 2007 at 11:08 am
Like, she was never really all that hot to begin with (unlike Ms. Patrick), but seriously, the pictures of her on here are beyond disturbing. And it’s not even the skinniness. Who would honestly pay thousands of dollars for a face like that?
DrPhowstus | April 9, 2007 at 11:30 am
Absolutely unfuckable. I mean sure I’d rub one out on her face, but I wouldn’t fuck her.
HollyJ | April 9, 2007 at 11:32 am
Jimbo, you’re making me all warm and fuzzy in my special little place. =)
..And by “my special little place” I mean Rm 204 at the Washington State Institution..
Jimbo | April 9, 2007 at 11:43 am
@29 I will come visit you on visiting day:) They let me out of my room when I have been good
TheRanchTooth | April 9, 2007 at 11:43 am
I’ve had a mean case of priapism ever since I read that “uncontrollable diarrhea” comment – nature’s own lubricant!
1MILFhunter | April 9, 2007 at 11:50 am
#26, she has to keep those legs crossed to keep the wind from whistling through that botched vaj job when she moves.
PunjabPete | April 9, 2007 at 11:58 am
Face looks like Rupaul mixed with Posh…
Who would have thought porn convention goers would be so superficial…
PunjabPete | April 9, 2007 at 12:00 pm
And who is this cross-eyed conehead giant next to her?
http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/02/jenna-jameson-oscar-gala-04.jpg
He has the “Lenny” from “Of Mice and Men” look to him… Dar….
Ted...From LA | April 9, 2007 at 12:05 pm
If you look closely at the goon next to her, you’ll see he has a small mouse in his pocket. Interesting.
Whammer Jammer | April 9, 2007 at 12:08 pm
Can you say “meth abuse”?
N@ughty | April 9, 2007 at 12:10 pm
#36 METH ABUSE
Dan | April 9, 2007 at 12:18 pm
This confuses me because I thought porn stars were supposed to be paragons of emotional reserve and professional behavior.
meglynn | April 9, 2007 at 12:20 pm
I once danced with Jenna in Chicago and after we went to the dancers room and man oh man that chick can eat pus-y raw and I don’t know why you are all bashing her. She has the most amazing suckable rack i have ever had.
meglynn | April 9, 2007 at 12:22 pm
Jenna lined up 4 girls in chairs at Deja Vu and got down on her knees and just went from girl to girl sucking clit and it was so loud that you could hear her slurping across the club, she had one of her big tittied friends sucking these chicks tits while she ate them, it was awesome
Jimbo | April 9, 2007 at 12:28 pm
Which club do you work at Meg and what is your stage name?
FRIST!!! | April 9, 2007 at 12:37 pm
#16, Hell yeah!!!!
Hey, where IS Britney? I love her. I wish she’d quit wearing that wig :(
Hey, there’s a Deja Vu right down the street from me!!!
Ricky Razzle | April 9, 2007 at 12:37 pm
mmm…. finger
DrPhowstus | April 9, 2007 at 12:38 pm
@41 — Her stage name is Fat Ugly Dreamer.
Jimbo | April 9, 2007 at 12:42 pm
Where have you been FRIST? I am going to have to stock your Myspace page
lawboy | April 9, 2007 at 1:11 pm
You know what will be hot? When all of JJ’s hair falls out because of the meth. Bald, thin and glassy-eyed. Just how men love their sex toy wimmins.
Dawg | April 9, 2007 at 1:18 pm
Jenna is disgusting now her career has been over for a while there are better pornstar to watch like Jesse Jane (the future mrs Dawg).When jesse does girls you think she gonna grow out a dick bang the Sh!t outta the girl.And with guys its more like She fucking the guy.Rumor is Jesse Jane roughed up male co-star so bad he went home.These are good reasons Jesse is more talented,sexier,younger and better that Jenna
Dawg | April 9, 2007 at 1:20 pm
Rumor is Jesse Jane roughed up male co-star so bad he went home crying.
imran karim | April 9, 2007 at 1:27 pm
oh rivalries
kitty_kat | April 9, 2007 at 1:36 pm
Is it just me, or is she starting to look like an older Hilary Duff?