Jenna Jameson looks ridiculous in a bikini

August 14th, 2007 // 195 Comments
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You know what’s normal behavior for a skeleton? Being buried. Or maybe getting hung up in a classroom. But not running around the beach doing whatever it is Jenna Jameson is doing here. And what the hell happened to her face? She’s a duck, right? She’s a duck now? Like to communicate with her you have to quack and maybe flap your arms?


  1. lucky7

    Who gives a fuck about this shitbag named Jenna Jameson. Her life is like one long assfucking with the assfucker running off without paying after finishing. Ya hear that Jenna??? You’re a fucking shitbag.

  2. Spiraticus

    Lmao @ all these comments!

  3. salmon

    jenna soon the aids pornstar retirement hospice.
    kudos@#81

  4. Frick!

    yeeeecccchhhh. Just fricken yeeeeecccchhhh. She used to be so pretty and sexy…now she’s just scary. She looks like a 65 year old rich bitch thats had way too much plastic surgery…and yet she’s only…what, 35? What is wrong with this woman? She’s got serious issues…maybe we’ll find out what they are one day…if she doesn’t o.d or something first.

  5. Beame Upscotty

    The ultimate in recycling. Suck all the fat out of a body and inject it in the lips.

    This shows that UFC damages the brain (well would you?)

  6. cemuni

    It just goes to show that you can have all the $$ in the world but ya can’t buy love, can’t buy class, and obviously ya can’t buy good looks. She just bought a Nice white Rolls Royce Phantom but all she will ever be is a ugly, washed up pornstar that has somehow turned into a clown, driving around in a fancy car.

  7. jjhasaids

    @ #12 even tho porn stars get tested 12 times a year theres still w window of 3 months after infection where its pretty common to get false negatives! you wont even get a positive result until at least 30 days after infection so it’s kinda like playing russian roulette with ya pussy

  8. crazy otto

    somebody give this chick a cheeseburger

  9. gotmilk?

    hollyj, if she actually is 33, that’s not that old. no one should look like this at that age. unless they have that disease where you age really fast. in that case, she probably died 10 years ago. that would explain her corpse-like appearance.

  10. flavio

    damn, she’s 33??? that ass is only 33 years old and it looks like that? as a 32 year old male, my ass is way hotter than hers. crystal meth is bad.

  11. John Holmes

    Oh the memories…
    Some nasty ass tats to go along with that skeleton.

  12. farty_mcshitface

    #6- she NEVER looked good or hot. its just one of those sad myths. someone says so and so is hot and then the media jump on it and myth becomes reality. people lie sometimes.
    she looks like joan rivers grandma!

  13. Guru

    162 – you’re right. LIke in The Secret….someone put out the mesage that she was hot into the universe with all his might and the rest of the world started to think so too.

    Let’s all think really hard and say “Chicks like that are awful.” Let’s see if we can get this ridiculous world back on track.

    That first picture is soooooooooo, horrible, I can’t even look at it.

  14. PC

    I agree with most of you, that her body is skinny and all, but it’s the face that’s really disconcerting. She was a beautiful woman a few years back. Do she find her plastic surgeon in the yellow pages? Women in the porn industry never leave it unscathed. All of her personal issues, plus her divorce, have taken this woman over the edge. She is obviously abusing drugs and she’s not fooling anyone.

  15. Lisa

    wow, she had her Gigantic implants replaced with smaller ones and still has the incision tape under her boobs. Its showing. Looks like a real mid life crisis happening here.

  16. kara

    She used to look great- now she’s looking a like a joan rivers wannabe-

    I agree #165

  17. d-noles

    The way I look at it is this; even Babe Ruth started to break down in the end. She revolutionized the industry, its now a real goal for women to become a porn star. She deserves the right to call it quits on her own terms….
    And now we can say remember when you saw……dang she was hot in that……

  18. She is sick, this weight is not normal.

  19. Maxathon

    In that blown-up photo, the brutal combo of her fake tan, underbite and big top lip make her look like a Simpson.

  20. kamihi

    Now I know what an STD infected slut looks like – thanks for the heads up.

  21. kamihi

    Now I know what an STD infected slut looks like – thanks for the heads up.

  22. julia

    looks like someone’s back on the uppers.

  23. T

    WTF? THAT’S Jenna Jameson? THE Jenna Jameson as in the hot porn star?
    Is she dying? OMG she’s 33 years old? Did she get AIDS from all the porno’s she did?
    She was so beautiful. OMG.

  24. DeeDee

    OK – this skinny assed ho-bag has just inspired me to double my caloric intake for the next 2 weeks. I do want to be *fit* but I don’t want to look like the skin and bones horror that is Jenna. I need to keep some curves and a lil’ meat on my bones!

  25. RJ

    You know there’s something wrong with this site and with Jenna Jameson when you see candid paparazzi pictures of a PORN STAR (not only a porn star, but the biggest of all time) in a bikini at a beach posted at this site like they were news. For the sake of Christ, it’s Jenna Jameson, the whole world has seen each every milimeter of her whole body exposed and bare naked and the whole world has seen her fucking and doing every sexual related thing known to man for over a decade. Ohhhh OOoooo candid paparazzi pictures of her in a bikini… OOooOO how exciting!
    Now regarding your comment about her being skinny, Superfish, you’re pathetic and incredibly retarded. How many times have you posted pictures of chicks way skinnier than this one and with way worse bodies claiming “they looked great”? *cough* Jessica Overrated FlatButtugly Alba *cough* Alessandra Overrated FlatStick Ambrosio *cough* and a long etcetera.
    I think by this point everyone is aware that Jenna Jameson is naturally INSANELY gorgeous, there’s not a chick you’ve ever posted about on here half as beautiful as Jenna naturally is, but unfortunately she has completely ruined her formerly gorgeous face with the help of plastic surgery. And man, was Jenna !@%&^!@%#” HOT!!! More than any chick you have ever posted on here about BY FAR. For years she has managed to have a to-die-for flawless amazing body and to be hotter than hell. I think she deserves some recognition. She’s 30something now, you can’t expect her to look the same way she did 10 years ago and you can’t expect her to be perfect forever and then if she’s not, insult her. She has been going through some though moments recently too, you never know where life may take you!
    So please, don’t be so retarded, pathetic and cheap Superfish. Have a little dignity as a website that thousands of people read and actually get influenced by, and instead of promoting and throwing trash and ignorance to the world, try to do the opposite since you are lucky enough to have the power to do it and influence lots of people. Good humor has nothing to do with losing your dignity as a journalist or a celebrit gossip site or whatever this site is. In fact, real GOOD humor may start with having dignity.
    Oh, and that goes for all the no-life bitter jealous commenters on this site too. Get out a little more. Don’t be so jealous! sorry you can’t look like Jenna and that your man thinks about her when you wish he thought about you, and that he has shot more cum thinking about her than about you, maybe if you weren’t so bitter… And don’t forget, typing your pathetic hatred and jealousy words on here will do nothing but prove to the world how pathetic you are and how amazing Jenna is, and how much she has afected your life that you take the time to come to this site, read about her, get jealous of her and envy her and even bother to type something mean about her you wish were true to make yourself feel better because you’re so fucking jealous you can’t stand it, all while your boyfriend is jerking off to one of her videos.

  26. Xoxi

    #3 that is exactly what I was thinking.

    It would be sad if it wasn’t, oh, the logical consequence of being a porn whore.

  27. lucky7

    Can’t believe the first pic…it’s so fucking cartoonish. WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!

    WHAT THE FUCK MAN….SERIOUSLY….WHAT THE FUCK….

    I’M SPEECHLESS.

  28. LUcky7

    “The time has come for poor Jenna to fuck-off.”

    HAHAHAHAHAHA…priceless…

  29. Peach Pie

    If Joan Rivers and Pete Burns had a child, this would be it.

    When the rest of Jenna has withered away, her puffy botox lips and silicone bumps will be perfectly intact.

    Nothing more pathetic than watching someone cling desperately to their youth and sex appeal (are you listening, Mariah?)

    Good thing the baby boomer’s are a growing force in the population. Maybe Ms. Jamison can find a way to further her exploitations by creating the first line of geriatric porn.

    Jenna, darling, maybe you shouldn’t have blown off your GED.

  30. i remember when she was really pretty and youthful looking in her first vid.

    and like…….. she’s all used up now. it’s sickening.

    and her body looks horrible. look at her cellulite! :[ oh god. i thought she was pretty and i hate to be bashing her.. but.. she looks horrible. :/

  31. oh, and does she let that dog fuck her, too?

    lmfao, sorry, couldn’t help it. :/

  32. Sam Pitroda

    I think after her vaginoplasty failure she seems to have lost interest in everything including sex. Who would want to have sex with her anyway…
    I just hope that doesn’t die like Anna nicole did one day…
    God save her and make normal ( it would be a miracle…)
    Please don’t do anymore plastic surgeries for god sake!!

  33. Jenna Has had more dicks in her than the urinals at Yankee Stadium!! You think she might have Aids?
    A-Anal
    I-Injected
    D-Death
    S-Sentence

  34. Melinols

    I saw her at Sharkeez in Newport Beach the day before this and she has so much cellulite for such a skinny person. And her face looks like she is fifty and not in her early thirties.

  35. jakey

    f*ck thats baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
    ..looks like joan rivers & posh’s aids infected methed out sister

  36. bri_fari

    go read her bio on wikipedia.this womans has been to hell and back.no bodies perfect.at least she isnt some candy ass poser.if your going to go for it dive into the deep end.instead of of floating around in a pee filled baby pool.some peeps deserve cappin on, i think she doesnt.

  37. ELL?

    #186…two words: English Grammar. Try using it sometime.

  38. Satisfyr

    I wonder if she had her turd shoot tightened up too. I bet u coulda stashed yer bowling ball in there.

  39. TONY

    BACK IN THE DAYS SHE WA SO FUCKIN’ HO BUT NOW MY DICK WENT DOWN. THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TAKE BAD THINGS

  40. Smitty

    All of you are so ignorant its disgusting. Could the fact that in the last year or so she has gone through a nasty divorce and had a miscarriage bring her weight loss to fruition?! People have problems, everyone associates being a “pornstar” as being a fucked up individual. Note to the ignorant poster children of the US: Celebrities/ Pornstars are HUMAN and have problems just like you normal people. The only difference is that our drama isn’t posted for the everyones scrutiny. AND If you knew anything about the adult industry you would know that the girls get tested EVERY month. I highly doubt AIDS are her problem, more likely she is recovering from the worlds ignorance and boredom. Just a thought.

  41. Getreal

    Had it rough? The hand writing is on the wall. Look at her. One of two things is wrong. Drugged out or AIDS. Meth addicts look like skin and bones, but one of the easiest ways to spot one (severe case) other than skin and bones is their teeth.. Normally rotted from the chemicals meth is made from and sores on their body.. uh.. I see nothing but extreme aging and bones.. which looks more like AIDS. Aids patients tend to have a sunk in look.. Their face always sinks in and looks like a death camp prisoner from WWII. When I saw this and other pics my first impression was… AIDS and in the later stages.

    Doesn’t anyone watch Discovery Health? Anyway.. for her sake I hope I am wrong. Forget she is a porn star.. she is human and apparently has some serious issues.

  42. Narcissist

    84. angelesque – Hopefully she is having fun. It looks like publicity seeking, but maybe she just put on a show after she noticed the camera. I figure Tara Reids beach shots are publicity seeking, but I don’t know why Tara would want to make her abs public.

    102. hollyj – she’s about 33. Gwen Stefani is like 37 isn’t she? Salma Hayek and Halle Berry are what, 41? I think Jenna looked much different 2 years ago. She must be pretty upset about things.

    In this condition, I think she would look ridiculous dressed in anything short of an opaque boat tarp.

  43. Cassie26

    SHE HAS ALWAYS BEEN UGLYYY!!! SHE LOOKS LiKE A “WHOO” OFF OF THE “GRiNCH”

  44. Cassie26

    SHE LOOKS LiKE EZMA FROM EMPORERS NEW GROOVE!!! LMFAO!

  45. rw

    Who cares about this tired old whore?

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