Jenna Jameson looks like beef jerky

February 27th, 2007 // 180 Comments
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Jenna Jameson showed up to the 17th Annual Night Of 100 Stars Oscar Gala with Tito Ortiz looking like a, uh, this thing. I have no idea how these two even got in. Even if they were famous enough, you’d think the guy at the door would’ve stopped them and said, “Nuh uh. No mummies allowed.” Isn’t she supposed to be a famour pornstar? How is this possibly sexy? Her face looks like a giant tumor.

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  1. didey23

    ewwwwww

  2. RichPort

    Do you age a year for everytime someone spews baby juice on your face? If so, she must be like 215.

  3. RichPort

    FRIST!

  4. forlorn angel

    She looks horrible, you would need a paper bag just to hit it…
    And what the hell happened to her boobs, even fake they are half way down her chest…
    And he looks like a damn money…
    Ewwww Ewwww Ewwww

  5. RichPort

    How sad is it that troll boy tried to be first with my name. How much sadder still that he posted the same minutes. And how much sadder beyond that, that he has no idea who Jenna is because she’s not a dude getting ass-reamed by 400 long dicked midgets. Note to troll: she’s a female porn .star

  6. forlorn angel

    Damn keyboard… monkey not money… monkey!

  7. brujeriadiosa

    she thought a celebrity roast was…well a fucking roast!

    this is not how to get one!!!!
    woo hoo FRIST!!!

    LOL No?

  8. veggi

    big bird hooker

  9. Jeremy J X

    There’s another reason I’m gay.

  10. OMG!!!

    At the very least these images will save me from jerking off 9 times a week…

    Jenna, will you please turn around.

  11. Superevil

    If I may quote George Carlin: I wouldn’t fuck her with a stolen dick.

  12. brujeriadiosa

    I wonder is she has some oregano in her Tinkerbell Purse?

    White girls: Please stop tanning. Be proud to be white, it is ok! White is cool.

    Your fucking face looks like Rich, Corinthian Leather…it is time to stop.

  13. combustion8

    drugs are bad mmkaaay?

  14. Check out her purse, what, does she think that she is an 8 year old girl? It looks like the cryptkeeper woke up, ate a little child and took her purse.

  15. veggi

    I think her thingy fell off and she swallowed it.

  16. griffmills

    puke on a stick

  17. MrSemprini

    I met she and Mr Ortiz (only a DOOFUS would call him Tito; he says it reminds him of the Jackson 5) right after the event and we took a leisurely drive to her mausoleum. Mr Ortiz carefully packed her into her coffin and he admitted to being perplexed. “She’s not supposed to look like that for another ten years”, he whined. Naturally, I offered a suggestion. I told him that he needed to burp the casket after he makes the seal. Gotta get all that air out or she’ll be molded before Easter. What a great guy. He tried to get me up to his room for my tip but I’m not that dumb. I told him I’ll take it right here. Then he started doing this doggie hump thing on the casket. I could hear Ms Jameson yelling for him to stop or she would taser him again. What a fun bunch. Anyone know how to get stains off of leather pants?

    Whoops, gotta go, Sirens!

  18. jFp

    Who are these ugly people? Was this event some kind of WWE bash? Looks like somebody slammed this bitchs mouth on the mat.

  19. Wild Rose

    Fake tits…fake tits…wow, those are really huge…fake…tits. Saggin’ a bit there, too. Just goes to show how shitty some of these plastic, worn out porn stars can start to look. Time’s definitely their enemy! Looks like she needs to stay away from the tanning salons, as well. God, her skin looks AWFUL!

  20. mrlithium

    jenna is the victim of really bad plastic surgery, she was hot about 5 years ago, i have no idea how she ended up looking like this.

  21. crestlin

    holy crap! do those two really look that disfigured? it looks like they’re standing in front of one of those fun-house mirrors in the carnival…also, her skin is like one giant melanoma. ick.

  22. RussianMafia

    Anyone notice her purse? tinkerbell. Another example of someone who missed out on their childhood blowing their uncle(s).

  23. otteaux

    I don’t care how brown she gets, I’d be all over that chest of hers.

    Tito Ortiz has a quite a huge noggin – how the hell does he keep from getting knocked out every fight?

  24. veggi

    @20- No, Jenna is the victim of thousands of strangecocks in her every crack. And by victim, I mean usedupdumbcuntslut.

  25. veggi

    @22- hehe!

  26. NipsyHustle

    they should both be sterilized. her for being a AIDS infested leatherfaced whore and him for having a head the size of castle grayskull

  27. And you thought Jessica Biel’s sideboob was impressive…

  28. lickmybutt

    anyone else thinking arby’s?

  29. twentytwelve

    it looks as if she’s been making out with a vacuum cleaner. bad idea, jenna, bad idea.

  30. WTF IS THAT ? O_

  31. karifarrell

    Ok, first of all NOBODY should wear yellow. EVER.
    Second…..well I’m speechless. How can you look at yourself in the mirror and think “Yep, awesome tan, lookin good!!!”
    How do you NOT know you look like a dried up turd?

  32. “I have no idea how these two even got in.”

    Because Chuck Lidell allowed it.

    The reason she looks like that is because she’s angling for the lead role in the remake of Howard the Duck.

  33. veggi

    @28- thanks- was just eating a loose meat sandwich.

  34. grits2005

    HOLY COW I GUESS SHE FINALLY WENT AND CAUGHT THE AIDS LIKE THE REST OF THE PORN STARS OUT THERE. ITS SO DAMN SAD THAT HE WAS SO STUPID AS TO GET WITH THIS THING. AS A MARINE WIFE HERES A BIT OF FUNNY INFO……HE WAS INVITED TO SPEAK AT A MILITARY BALL BUT WAS TOLD HE COULDNT BRING HER SO HE DECIDED TO TO SPEAK AT IT. SERIOUSELY TITO HAS SO MUCH TALENT AND ITS JUST A SHAME HIS CAREER WILL BE CUT SHORT DUE TO AIDS, HERPES, HEP, OR WHATEVER ELSE SHE MAY HAVE.

  35. Carsten5577

    She looks like a man. Too much plastic surgery can give you a weird look. She just looks horrible.

  36. thestraightshooter

    That’s a new tag team, porn’s Jenna Jameson and UFC’s Tito Ortiz

    METH AND DESTRUCTION

  37. BarbadoSlim

    What THE FUCK IS THIS, is it in porn?

    oh, wait…

  38. heather

    holy hell, what happed to her, i think maybe she was in the sun for about 10 years too long, i am so turned off of beef jerky forever now!!

  39. wtf

    She’s the new female Oscar

  40. lickmybutt

    #33. hahahaha. im sorry!!

  41. Sandrahrah

    disgusting person… well i guess if she keeps on looking like this her damn movies won’t sell anymore

  42. Kimberly

    well that just goes to show you that taking it in every body cavity know to man, or beast for that matter, i mean look at her, will fuck you up for life, poor slutty

  43. NicotineEyePatch

    That shuffling is the sound of men all over the world taking back all those J/O sessions.

  44. RichPort

    #17 – Excellent.

  45. elf

    actually i think she looks like joan rivers:)

  46. karifarrell

    Awwww…Mr. Semprini knows EVERYBODY!!!!

  47. Apparently double Anal Penetration makes your lips swell.

  48. lesnotbefriends

    #45 You mean :-O

  49. Meritocrat

    Yeah, she’s a “famour pornstar.” This site used to be clever.

  50. veggi

    @47- no, I told you, her thingy fell off and she swallowed it. Just look at her pucker. “Ewww, this thing does taste bad”

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