Jenna Jameson is carrying a smaller version of Tito Ortiz in her uterus which brings her one baby closer to achieving her lifelong dream of becoming Angelina Jolie. Only five more to go along with a shitload of plastic surgery. You can do it! Page Six reports:
“She had a bunch of meetings and things planned for Fashion Week, including meetings for her own line, but she’s postponed everything,” said our source. “She’s completely thrilled, this is something she’s wanted for a very long time.”
My sources tell me the baby is really enjoying itself. Lots of room and someone crammed an entire entertainment center up there, so no complaints: “Though would it hurt to get some popcorn up in this joint? Wait, never mind. I just found Orville Redenbacher in the laundry room. Pop a squat, bro, but don’t get your feet on the couch.”
Tito has a really big head
In a month or so it’ll end up as a red stain on her couch. Another red stain on her couch.
They for sure that Tito Ortiz is in fact the father?
That child will look like Donald Duck whether it is male or female.
I think with all the jizz I shot into her the baby will be mine. Or maybe Ron Jeremy’s.
He must have gotten tired of skeeting in her eyes and stayed in, somehow – maybe by tying a board to his ass to keep from falling in. Reminds me of the retired male porno star who went to medical school but failed his clinical training because every time he was supposed to give a shot, he pulled the needle out of the vein and squirted the medicine all over the patient’s face.
Paint that fucker red and it’s Hellboy.
Hard to tell if the kid will grow up to be a brain surgeon or a rocket scientist.
uh, let’s hope its a smaller version.
Jenna, has aids! She is a selfish bitch and I feel sorry for their kid!
loose pussy wh0re
With everything that has gone into her vaj over the years, it is about time something came out. I mean, the Smegma Babay from Hell is due.
You suppose she got pregnant from swallowing so much?
That Tito is one mean looking dude.
Either way, they’ll have an ugly girl.
That poor poor child! Not only will it have a whore for a mother, it’s father’s head belongs in a museum.
What is she famous for again? Doing 1,000 guys at a time or something? At least it will be an easy delivery…the baby will shoot out like a slip & slide!
so now something disgusting is coming out of her cunt instead of going in. joy.
Ironically if it’s a girl she’ll be so ugly she’ll have to really put out.
I wonder if he knows that every time he kisses her he’s kissing everyguy that fucked her in the mouth and we all laugh about it?
that man has the scariest jaw bones i have ever seen. he looks like he swallowed a cinder block.
Where trillions of sperm have died before…
Tito just signed w/ Affliction too!
They said he’ll be the highest paid MMA fighter to date.
http://mixedmartialartvideos.com
I CANNOT GET OVER THAT GUY’S GINORMOUS HEAD!!!!!!!
Doesn’t anyone see the fact that Tido keeps three fingers out of his pocket? This traditionally is a sign for the KKK. The three fingers represent each K.
She has gotten way too damn skinny. Bring back the old Jenna!
@7 …spot on!
Pretty sure that dude’s a caveman…look at the size of that noggin!!! Something’s just not right!!
Man look at that dudes head. . . . That poor baby. It’s going to have a giant head. Just think. . . .when it comes out it’s going to tear the rip the hell out of that pussy. . .Oh wait. Jenna Jameson ? Nevermind on the pussy ripping part. This baby will have the smoothest exit ever .
New invention time : Do they make bungie cords to strap in fetus ?
Somebody photoshop a baby with giant hands and a really big square head so we can look at it and think of some names. Like Encephalitis Baby or Incredible Hulk Baby. OK those aren’t really names but I don’t have a photo to go by yet.
Jenna’s baby? As they say, if it walks like a duck, talks like a duck…
Porn stars should not be allowed to have children, it’s just awful that those kids will be able to see footage of their mother getting fucked in the ass and mouth.
This whore has NO shame or decency bringing a child in to that. DISGUSTING.
Porn stars should not be allowed to have children, it’s just awful that those kids will be able to see footage of their mother getting fucked in the ass and mouth.
This whore has NO shame or decency bringing a child in to that. DISGUSTING.
Magilla Gorilla meets Daisy Duck. If I had to bet on this mutant outcome, I would put my chips on Platypus, but with more chest pounding.
If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it’ll be Jenna Jameson’s baby.
at least she gained some weight, i think she looks good
#23 The KKK lynch people named Tito Ortiz…….not make them members.
17 – Let’s try and stay positive. She could very well become the first female MMF heavy champion. I see a vicious “ass to mouth” submission hold in her future. Mama and Daddy learned her good.
I think hubby is falling asleep from sheer fuckin boredom or the strain from keepin that HUGE fuckin noggin in the upright position. His head has it’s own weather system.
(37) She’s right! Check out the cold front, coming in, over the left lobe. I’ll be in the basement, if needed.
l thing she a baby in her ass!!!!!!!!!!! o.k .ha ha ha ha.
l thing she a baby in her ass!!!!!!!!!!! o.k .ha ha ha ha.
Woah looks like she’s eating. She’s looking better.
@21 catch up with the times buddy.
http://www.sherdog.com/news/news/noshow-ortiz-let-the-games-begin-13937
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Hmmm… Ortiz looks like one of those cardboard displays in picture number two.
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she looks really pretty in these pics
Sorry #31, but you can not find Jenna doing anal. It is a fact she does not do it. Check your facts…
To all of you who hide behind your glass girlfriend and make fun of Jenna, you could never get a girl like her !
What the fuck is up with that dude’s head? It’s so scary!
@45, no one wants a girl like that.
@woodhorse
LOL! a fucking duck!!!
Should we really be laughing at Jenna and her boyfriend? Yes, I think so. –Explaining what mommy did should be a riot.
so after all that sperm being fired at her all these years, one has finally done its duty.
hmm. must be a strong feckin’ swimmer.