Jenna Jameson is carrying a smaller version of Tito Ortiz in her uterus which brings her one baby closer to achieving her lifelong dream of becoming Angelina Jolie. Only five more to go along with a shitload of plastic surgery. You can do it! Page Six reports:
“She had a bunch of meetings and things planned for Fashion Week, including meetings for her own line, but she’s postponed everything,” said our source. “She’s completely thrilled, this is something she’s wanted for a very long time.”
My sources tell me the baby is really enjoying itself. Lots of room and someone crammed an entire entertainment center up there, so no complaints: “Though would it hurt to get some popcorn up in this joint? Wait, never mind. I just found Orville Redenbacher in the laundry room. Pop a squat, bro, but don’t get your feet on the couch.”
jo | August 6, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Tito has a really big head
veggi | August 6, 2008 at 4:32 pm
In a month or so it’ll end up as a red stain on her couch. Another red stain on her couch.
Mike | August 6, 2008 at 4:33 pm
They for sure that Tito Ortiz is in fact the father?
woodhorse | August 6, 2008 at 4:34 pm
That child will look like Donald Duck whether it is male or female.
Peter North | August 6, 2008 at 4:35 pm
I think with all the jizz I shot into her the baby will be mine. Or maybe Ron Jeremy’s.
Jim | August 6, 2008 at 4:35 pm
He must have gotten tired of skeeting in her eyes and stayed in, somehow – maybe by tying a board to his ass to keep from falling in. Reminds me of the retired male porno star who went to medical school but failed his clinical training because every time he was supposed to give a shot, he pulled the needle out of the vein and squirted the medicine all over the patient’s face.
Johnonymous | August 6, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Paint that fucker red and it’s Hellboy.
Andy | August 6, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Hard to tell if the kid will grow up to be a brain surgeon or a rocket scientist.
burgernoodle for the masses | August 6, 2008 at 4:39 pm
uh, let’s hope its a smaller version.
sugar | August 6, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Jenna, has aids! She is a selfish bitch and I feel sorry for their kid!
loose pussy wh0re
PunkA | August 6, 2008 at 4:43 pm
With everything that has gone into her vaj over the years, it is about time something came out. I mean, the Smegma Babay from Hell is due.
Mike | August 6, 2008 at 4:53 pm
You suppose she got pregnant from swallowing so much?
Dick Bush | August 6, 2008 at 4:55 pm
That Tito is one mean looking dude.
Either way, they’ll have an ugly girl.
Brooke | August 6, 2008 at 4:56 pm
That poor poor child! Not only will it have a whore for a mother, it’s father’s head belongs in a museum.
Crystal | August 6, 2008 at 4:59 pm
What is she famous for again? Doing 1,000 guys at a time or something? At least it will be an easy delivery…the baby will shoot out like a slip & slide!
scooby | August 6, 2008 at 5:00 pm
so now something disgusting is coming out of her cunt instead of going in. joy.
Sam | August 6, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Ironically if it’s a girl she’ll be so ugly she’ll have to really put out.
Dr. John Blackheart | August 6, 2008 at 5:13 pm
I wonder if he knows that every time he kisses her he’s kissing everyguy that fucked her in the mouth and we all laugh about it?
burgernoodle for the masses | August 6, 2008 at 5:17 pm
that man has the scariest jaw bones i have ever seen. he looks like he swallowed a cinder block.
Crabby | August 6, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Where trillions of sperm have died before…
mixedmartialartvideos.com | August 6, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Tito just signed w/ Affliction too!
They said he’ll be the highest paid MMA fighter to date.
http://mixedmartialartvideos.com
Summer Kat | August 6, 2008 at 5:19 pm
I CANNOT GET OVER THAT GUY’S GINORMOUS HEAD!!!!!!!
John Smith | August 6, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Doesn’t anyone see the fact that Tido keeps three fingers out of his pocket? This traditionally is a sign for the KKK. The three fingers represent each K.
Tim O'Guin | August 6, 2008 at 5:26 pm
She has gotten way too damn skinny. Bring back the old Jenna!
Blah | August 6, 2008 at 5:31 pm
@7 …spot on!
tp | August 6, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Pretty sure that dude’s a caveman…look at the size of that noggin!!! Something’s just not right!!
Tito Jr | August 6, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Man look at that dudes head. . . . That poor baby. It’s going to have a giant head. Just think. . . .when it comes out it’s going to tear the rip the hell out of that pussy. . .Oh wait. Jenna Jameson ? Nevermind on the pussy ripping part. This baby will have the smoothest exit ever .
New invention time : Do they make bungie cords to strap in fetus ?
woodhorse | August 6, 2008 at 5:44 pm
Somebody photoshop a baby with giant hands and a really big square head so we can look at it and think of some names. Like Encephalitis Baby or Incredible Hulk Baby. OK those aren’t really names but I don’t have a photo to go by yet.
Jumpin_J | August 6, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Jenna’s baby? As they say, if it walks like a duck, talks like a duck…
Kim Lardassian | August 6, 2008 at 6:07 pm
Porn stars should not be allowed to have children, it’s just awful that those kids will be able to see footage of their mother getting fucked in the ass and mouth.
This whore has NO shame or decency bringing a child in to that. DISGUSTING.
Kim Lardassian | August 6, 2008 at 6:07 pm
Porn stars should not be allowed to have children, it’s just awful that those kids will be able to see footage of their mother getting fucked in the ass and mouth.
This whore has NO shame or decency bringing a child in to that. DISGUSTING.
humpin frog | August 6, 2008 at 6:14 pm
Magilla Gorilla meets Daisy Duck. If I had to bet on this mutant outcome, I would put my chips on Platypus, but with more chest pounding.
adeliza | August 6, 2008 at 6:18 pm
If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it’ll be Jenna Jameson’s baby.
lindsey | August 6, 2008 at 6:21 pm
at least she gained some weight, i think she looks good
nipolian | August 6, 2008 at 6:23 pm
#23 The KKK lynch people named Tito Ortiz…….not make them members.
humpin frog | August 6, 2008 at 6:24 pm
17 – Let’s try and stay positive. She could very well become the first female MMF heavy champion. I see a vicious “ass to mouth” submission hold in her future. Mama and Daddy learned her good.
The_Ghost_of_Lady_DI_says.... | August 6, 2008 at 6:51 pm
I think hubby is falling asleep from sheer fuckin boredom or the strain from keepin that HUGE fuckin noggin in the upright position. His head has it’s own weather system.
humpin frog | August 6, 2008 at 7:48 pm
(37) She’s right! Check out the cold front, coming in, over the left lobe. I’ll be in the basement, if needed.
patrickridyard@yahoo.com | August 6, 2008 at 7:56 pm
l thing she a baby in her ass!!!!!!!!!!! o.k .ha ha ha ha.
patrickridyard@yahoo.com | August 6, 2008 at 7:56 pm
l thing she a baby in her ass!!!!!!!!!!! o.k .ha ha ha ha.
TheJoker07 | August 6, 2008 at 8:04 pm
Woah looks like she’s eating. She’s looking better.
@21 catch up with the times buddy.
http://www.sherdog.com/news/news/noshow-ortiz-let-the-games-begin-13937
President Bill Clinton | August 6, 2008 at 8:08 pm
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Hmmm… Ortiz looks like one of those cardboard displays in picture number two.
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blah | August 6, 2008 at 8:16 pm
she looks really pretty in these pics
#31 very wrong | August 6, 2008 at 8:23 pm
Sorry #31, but you can not find Jenna doing anal. It is a fact she does not do it. Check your facts…
Hamper Lint | August 6, 2008 at 8:27 pm
To all of you who hide behind your glass girlfriend and make fun of Jenna, you could never get a girl like her !
Lloyd | August 6, 2008 at 8:59 pm
What the fuck is up with that dude’s head? It’s so scary!
britney's weave | August 6, 2008 at 9:45 pm
@45, no one wants a girl like that.
surly | August 6, 2008 at 9:49 pm
@woodhorse
LOL! a fucking duck!!!
dude_on | August 6, 2008 at 10:07 pm
Should we really be laughing at Jenna and her boyfriend? Yes, I think so. –Explaining what mommy did should be a riot.
kirk | August 6, 2008 at 11:15 pm
so after all that sperm being fired at her all these years, one has finally done its duty.
hmm. must be a strong feckin’ swimmer.